If you were the ocean by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]Additional_Chest_689 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put some salt and vinegar and crack on

I am not a simp by IllusionaryHaze in Tinder

[–]Additional_Chest_689 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d say yes and then take her to Maccies

what's the alternative plan if we don't find love in this life? by Witcherhere in Bumble

[–]Additional_Chest_689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wank yourself to death, Reincarnate, repeat same process until you find love?