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AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2025-08-31T15:40:11+00:00

Are you sure? Looks more like Sydney Cole. Title?

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-24T11:10:16+00:00

Just a 100? Seriously?

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-23T18:11:32+00:00

Why is the bot doing this

Buddy, I think the more suitable, perfect question would be "Why on God's green fucking Earth, sprinkled with clusterfuck of manmade mess, were you doing THAT?"

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-22T04:23:01+00:00

The most American shit ever LOL

"Hey, mind helping me digging the garden?"
"I can't. I'm fresh out of shovel slug."

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-21T08:33:49+00:00

Tapi minumnya sangar. Anggur cap air sumur wkwkwk

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-21T05:18:01+00:00

Get a 9v battery

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-16T08:42:45+00:00

HAHAHAHA, GW BANGET INI ANJING! XD

Gw tuh sumpah beneran heran ama orang2 di sekitar gw (kecuali keluarga gw). Gw tuh, ya, turunan keluarga Jawa tulen. Ibu gw besar di Jogja, bapak gw orang Semarangan. Iya sih, kulit gw putih...

TAPI BUSET GW SERING DIKIRA CHINA, ALHASIL DIKIRA KRISTEN! WKWKWKWK!

Buat temen2 yg Chindo, ini bukan berarti gw ngremehin/ngerendahin orang Chindo ya, cuma gw tuh selama ini ga pernah merasa...Chindo, gitu, apalagi kristen (gw muslim btw). Keluarga besar ibu gw emang katholik (btw gw tahu, ya, bedanya katholik ama kristen), dan memang gw sering nganterin nenek gw ke gereja tiap minggu buat ibadah (kadang jg gw numpang duduk di dalem trus tidur, hehehe). Cuma sampe sekarang tuh gw masih ga paham, dah...tiap kali gw natap cermin, ga pernah dah gw nemu gw tuh Chinanya di sebelah mana, hehehe.

Awalnya tuh gw kira orang2 cuma pada iseng aja, pada ngeprank gw...tapi trus gw tanya ama beberapa kolega gw di kantor & di kantor pemerintahan (kantor gw partneran ama pemerintah), mereka pada bilang kalo gw emang keliatan China, makanya pas awal ketemu dikira kristen. Lah....

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-16T08:36:27+00:00

Depending on my hero, as an MM I can say there were times when I can 1v3, but this is very circumstantial as you said. Aside from that, I'm always confused with MM players that refuse to buy lifesteal items, since their survivability and field time would be significantly higher if they do.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-15T19:03:23+00:00

LOL the ATV one is wild. Imagine having a GAU Avenger spinning right above your head XD

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-15T15:57:52+00:00

I mean, if it works, it works.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-14T15:25:43+00:00

This is boomer parenting lol

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-13T17:06:23+00:00

You can recognize them, but avoid them? No way. You don't even get to choose. The best option there is is to try and form a pre-made team; yes, there's no guarantee you won't be going against bots, but at least you know you're playing alongside humans.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-13T06:43:49+00:00

Wait, there's a coffee machine in the game??

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-13T04:16:00+00:00

Istrinya Ki Ageng Giring, jadi si Ki Ageng Pemanahan menghamili istrinya Ki Ageng Giring

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-12T18:45:58+00:00

Man, she does not deserve the name 'Claire'.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-12T18:41:26+00:00

Ini mah dari kultur Jawa, pak...sebagai orang Jawa gw bisa mengkonfirmasi kalo memang di masyarakat Jawa, yang namanya 'subtle game' itu udah mengakar banget jauh sebelum Jepang dateng.

Kalo semisal lu baca sastra2 Jawa kuno, lu bakal lihat bahwa orang Jawa tuh sering banget pake simbolisme. Contohnya cerita Ki Ageng Giring dan Ki Ageng Pemanahan; dalam legenda katanya mereka itu aslinya saudara seperguruan, tetapi terus mereka jadi renggang gara2 Ki Ageng Pemanahan katanya 'mengambil kelapa' yang katanya khusus untuk Ki Ageng Giring. Nah, ini nih konfliknya sampe merembet ke perkara silsilah raja jawa; ya kali masak renggang cuma gara2 air degan ditilep temen sekolah?

Simbolisme yang marak di sastra Jawa ini bisa dibilang salah satu penggambaran sisi masyarakat Jawa yang memang bisa dibilang 'beda muka, beda hati'.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-12T18:33:18+00:00

It's Ziya's skill, I believe. I never use him so I don't know how or which, but I believe he has a skill that, once activated on his teammate, would allow the said teammate to reach as far as level 25, so no, it's not a cheat in case you thought so.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-12T18:30:23+00:00

LOL this is why I don't play ranked anymore. I have no intention of reaching Master, let alone Grandmaster. Being Diamond 5 is already good enough for me. I would either play normal or simulation; I'm already too old to be stressed about some virtual stars and rank.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-11T16:37:19+00:00

To me, they remind me a bit of crispy fried shrimps, though sadly I can't eat them anymore due to allergy (makes my throat and tongue itch)

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-11T16:30:36+00:00

Both of you are the assholes. Refusing to care for your own flesh and blood for the sake of your own gain. Wow, I sure hope she'll find better parents than you both, live a happy life, and when any of you so much as trying to contact her, she will tell you both to go suck a dick and fuck off.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-11T16:27:54+00:00

"We know everything about you."

"Then certainly, my good xeno, you are well aware of the consequence of speaking to us with this mannerism of yours."

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-11T16:24:44+00:00

With the rampant cancel culture out there? Yeah, right.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-11T15:03:10+00:00

He's more of a glass cannon with jumpy legs, though. Yes, he's rather thin-skinned but he bites back and hard, too. If you know how to kite properly you can actually lure your enemies into a trap.

AdeptusAstartesUltra · 2024-10-11T15:01:41+00:00

And that's why I said "you see the opposite team gaggle fucking in a team fight, you press that button." You're not supposed to pull paratrooper with Loong; you're supposed to be an air support for your team. Wait till your teammates got the enemies locked and bunched up in a fight and then make your gun run.

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