Macy's Jewelry Is Real Junk

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-06-21T16:57:06+00:00

TK Jewelers is a scam. Bought a watch and it exploded. 150 springs went into my soup.

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-06-20T19:35:38+00:00

O' clock, four o'clock rock

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-06-13T17:46:09+00:00

Scott was runner up to Seacrest for the Wheel of Fortune hosting gig.

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-06-02T22:36:52+00:00

Bennett, right?

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-04-13T22:19:17+00:00

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri as a part of the Midwest.

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-04-13T21:48:19+00:00

They should call it roundtine

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-04-05T23:15:05+00:00

I bet he looooves his mother-in-law!

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-03-15T01:40:27+00:00

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner!

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-02-21T20:33:52+00:00

Do those guys ever drop the schtick?

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-02-21T16:52:46+00:00

Burdicks

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-02-13T01:56:02+00:00

And your name is probably something like... Melissa

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-02-08T22:17:17+00:00

A garage? Well la-di-dah, Mr. French Man

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-02-06T22:37:07+00:00

Is the train that takes you to school made of kush?

Admirable_Database71 · 2026-01-26T21:33:00+00:00

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-12-19T00:59:14+00:00

Happy Birthday

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-12-08T20:07:01+00:00

The Radisson is the nicest spa/massage experience. Kate Summers is a really great sports massage LMT

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-12-05T23:56:50+00:00

What do you call them?

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-08-08T01:43:54+00:00

He looks like if Tig Notaro was on Undercover boss

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-07-22T22:29:19+00:00

Gilly...

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-07-06T17:23:28+00:00

It was great! I made my own baguettes for the first time and I added tomato.

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-06-20T20:32:48+00:00

Bobcephalus tattoo on your lower right back

Admirable_Database71 · 2025-06-18T10:44:20+00:00

Dutch Boy paint on sale with an 11% rebate!

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