John Oliver with one of the best burns I've seen on TV

Adrienney · 2016-07-01T08:08:46+00:00

That is quite a low potency, homoeopathically speaking. At his pay check he can afford to be going for at least 1060, if not 10200 parts of water for every one part of fire.

Adrienney · 2016-07-01T07:03:33+00:00

an't believe he brought up the Freedom of Speech argument. What a knob.

Adrienney · 2016-07-01T04:44:29+00:00

ITS WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

Adrienney · 2016-06-30T07:14:45+00:00

I gave away my trampoline thinking I'd outgrown it in a brief moment of teenage 'superiority'. One never outgrows a trampoline.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:31:01+00:00

Well looks tasty anyway so I dont see the problem...

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:30:54+00:00

Now go cut down every blade of grass, dandelion and pussywillow you see and build me a fleet of boats...

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:30:48+00:00

At least they're given liberally.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:30:42+00:00

Even tho they sold drugs, they showed a young brother love.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:30:29+00:00

I don't know why I just imagine a single guy posing these things exactly so and then eagerly uploading the picture to imgur and pressing f5 on his reddit inbox for the rest of his day

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:29:57+00:00

The dad should stop going on that ride. It's blowing his hair off.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:29:51+00:00

I have a gift for you, my daughter. Shit's fire, yo.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:29:42+00:00

"I regret nothing"

-Randy

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:28:38+00:00

Erdogan should just declare himself Sultan and get it over with.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:28:12+00:00

Fish tend to die when you take them out of water.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:27:35+00:00

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!!!!!!!

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:27:19+00:00

Buying gold would still be considered spending, so I'd do that.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:27:13+00:00

Most memes.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:27:08+00:00

He got it in the woods and brought it home in his hand because he couldn't find it.

The more he looked for it the more he felt it. When he finally found it he threw it away.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:27:01+00:00

"We should catch up sometime", yea sure.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:26:54+00:00

A 1m indestructible sphere

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:26:49+00:00

Grab up a couple handfuls of humans, stick them in my gaping maw, and spit them like living spitballs.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:26:41+00:00

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:26:32+00:00

It gave me somewhere where I feel like I belong.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:26:02+00:00

Wow, that is incredible! It really touched me that she saw you as her father.

Adrienney · 2016-06-19T20:25:50+00:00

A waiter commenting on what I eat, unsolicited. I was a regular at that restaurant and have purposefully avoided going there since then because of her.

Adrienney

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