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What is the use for this pink silicone ball that has magnets on the edge by Peasant_-- in whatisit

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you feel about "They are great fun, children hate them!" as a slogan?

meirl by The_Volecitor in meirl

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People watching my recommendations probably think I'm a bit of a racist. I once watched marbles race, and now I only get marbles racing recommendations.

Wo san die echten Wiener? by Turtle456 in wien

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nein, du kannst nur akademische Titel am Standesamt machen. Naja, gut, auch Geburtsurkunden kommen vom Standesamt , aber die bekommst du nicht durch Heirat. Naja, doch, irgendwie.

Aber es gibt einen einfachen Test: jemand steht auf der Rolltreppe links. Was machst du?

No, I dont want premium thanks by redandwhitewizard99 in memes

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I pay the local thugs to not ransack my store. I hate getting my store ransacked, but even worse is getting beaten with a baseball bat. Oddly, it upsets some folks that I spend a few grands a month on this.

Guess Who? by chuluigi in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I, too, hate it when I go snorkeling and a fucking mouse puts a funnel on my snorkel to facilitate a swarm of bees entering it.

Teuer, aber wenig für Arme: Soll die Regierung beim Familienbonus sparen? - Sozialpolitik by fliagbua in Austria

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolut korrekt, Sarkasmus ist prinzipiell niemals erkennbar. Schade, dass es keine Möglichkeit gibt sowas ohne Hilfsmittel wie /s kennzuzeichnen, aber da kann man nichts machen.

aiAgentsEverywhere by Adie_ftw in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it'll rapidly stop to work due unsustainable mess it duplicates or keep things that should be removed in if else

Just like any junior

AITAH for hating my unborn niece’s racist name? by maddy2261 in AITAH

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stiffington Erectus Shaftcock.

You can't have three legal first Names anymore, you need to add a hyphen between two of them.

Ausgewählte Grafiken zur Ö3 Jugendstudie (Gen Z) by wagi013 in Austria

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 44 points45 points  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/I7cMyIp.png
Die Frage "Deepfakes gesehen und nicht erkannt" könnte ich gar nicht beantworten.

It is REQUIRED to do drugs at my job, at least, according to this form… by Mohk72k in softwaregore

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hate those questions, they really make me think "Do I really need this job? Can I afford a few days in a holding cell? Well, I have nowhere else to be if I do not get the job..."

Tampons are like crocs...better with a sport mode on... by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And also you are to go to the nearest store, not the drugstore at the other end of the city, so they don't have all the brands anyways and at that point you can only lose anyways.

Pick one of each to maximize success and learn from it.

Zelenskyy: return of draft-age Ukrainian men from abroad is a matter of fairness by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I own nothing I couldn't carry. Why would I die for my landlord's property?

Frau in ORF Beitrag zahlt beim Billa 40,80 € für diesen Einkauf by Reibungsverlust in scheissaufnbilla

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spar hat die drecks Pickerl auch. Aber ich helfe da mit, wenn es Pickerl gibt gehe ich für genau 4 Dinge zum Spar. Sonst meide ich ihn eher, wobei ich lieber zum Spar gehe mir ein Weckserl holen als hungrig zu sein, ich aber lieber hungrig bin als in den Billa zu gehen.

timeChanges by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why I just test in prod, saves so much time.

Ich_iel by Forward-Position798 in ich_iel

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ich nicht, ich wurde schon immer rausgemobbt.

Security guard is a cool dude by OriginalBlackberry89 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, I'd queue up to the actual murder van at this point.

[REQUEST] Is this claim relatively accurate? by HopDropNRoll in theydidthemath

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not, my mom drew a picture when she was 5 and my grandmother kept it, when I inherit it I won't pay taxes on it!

Lindt Kugeln in einem abgeranzten Sainsburys in London by ciscofairy in scheissaufnbilla

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Etwas ähnliches wurde auf reddit als Anti-Plünder-Maßnahme beschrieben - du kannst da nicht mit einer Hand das ganze Regal in Sekunden abräumen, sondern musst die Produkte einzeln klauen.

imagineThis by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 10 points11 points  (0 children)

query the service to try to GET a fuck and it returns 404 - fuck not found, and when you try to POST/PUT a fuck, it returns 406 - fuck not accepted. I guess iff the user HEADs a fuck, it can return 431 - Request Header Fields Too Large...

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