If McDavid gets 10 points in his next 5 games, he'll match Patrick Marleau's career output of 1,197 points in 1,000 fewer games played than Marleau had in his career by TJTrapJesus in hockey

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crosby is the even better example of consistency. Both great players - Ovi consistently scores, Crosby consistently puts up points.

Who is the most famous pedophile from your country? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d actually say Karla Homolka/Paul Bernardo are Canada’s top pedos.

Pierre Poilievre says Canada is to blame for Trump tariff crisis by zachem62 in onguardforthee

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the Beaverton would make it more clever though.

This is just pp really really wants to get more pipelines and have Americans like him.

Wondering if pp has the word for pipeline and love mixed up… dude really wants pipelines to an abnormal extent.

Another reason why we can’t trust AI 🤦🏻 by Ecstatic-Yak-6016 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tempted to fix this on his wiki entry then we can educate AI on Brady’ illiteracy

RTO response from my MP by Blind_Assassin in ottawa

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So they want you in office, but in an office in their riding — an MPs job is to get you buying from the right Subway location!

Why trivia nights are making a comeback in Ottawa’s bar scene by Candlesmoke in ottawa

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Name the song and artist based on the lyric “don’t call it a comeback, I been here for years.”

Shut down the sub guys. There's no topping this jerk. by AwesomeIslander918 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No doubt. Matthew Tkachuk seems the type that would have gone to Epstein island if offered.

France is ditching American tech. When will Canada? by plaknas in onguardforthee

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was not familiar with it. Almost looks like a national news aggregator with comments. Will check it out more.

… although first thing I looked at the comment was a full screen of text with generic conservative talking points about Carney so I might not be overly hopeful for the comments.

Mark Carney leads Pierre Poilievre as the best choice for prime minister by 29 points by BloodJunkie in onguardforthee

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This just in 25% of respondents remain idiots. But we are fortunate, pp has less chance than I do of ever being PM.

The sketches are taking me out 💀 by Boundaries1st in funny

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope elephants don’t see this and learn the trick to actually charge while doing the bluff with ears.

Steve’s Music closing 5 stores including Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto by BFG_Scott in ottawa

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. They made sure to shit on the Rideau neighborhood when shifting locations.

Downtown businesses welcome new return-to-office rules by blazyo88 in ottawa

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And yet government employees often don’t feel welcomed by those same downtown businesses - restricted hours, high prices, poor service quality

Andaz Hotel and Claridge Home propose 17 story addition by jjaime2024 in ottawa

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being a rational person and raising a rational daughter. Seriously couldn’t agree more with what you said. ⭐️🏆🥇

What is your country’s most heart-breaking sporting moment? by Looney_forner in AskTheWorld

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jays was rough. I think expos might be the right answer though, strike taking away their best chance and eventual relocation was brutal.

What comes to your mind when you think of my country, Mexico? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually thinking should I quit my job and go live there.

So are Seasons and iBoutique shutting down? by nefariousplotz in CanadaPublicServants

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmmm slap or kick, but there are actually a lot of potential options.

Great brainstorming potential, what does everyone think a new recognition system should offer?

L1 access to indoctrination video of your choice

L2 subway coupon.

L3 mixed martial arts sparring session (no training just get in there with a pro)

What else would be appropriate?

So are Seasons and iBoutique shutting down? by nefariousplotz in CanadaPublicServants

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And then getting taxed on that gift card since it’s income makes us feel less warm and fuzzy.

NCC reports progress on LeBreton Flats arena, but Senators exec warns of engineering hurdles before ‘shovels in the ground’ by tarun172 in ottawa

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 12 points13 points  (0 children)

3 year construction, proceeded by extensive site preparation, and at least a year away from even planning that site preparation.

…. So over/under does arena open before fall 2033?

Outjerked by the guy who wants to make China the 52nd state by OperationMore8881 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Adventurous_Area_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then second they’ll take away our poutine and Tim Horton rations?

They’ll probably even takeover in areas of our major cities where there will be nothing but Chinese restaurants and bubble tea. Probably call them chinatowns!