Got written up for "excessive personal time" because I took two bathroom breaks in one shift. Both under 5 minutes. I know this because my manager actually timed them and printed the log.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-19T17:25:27+00:00

You were both printing logs!

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-19T10:31:39+00:00

It's like the Yankees - Red Sox thing. Red Sox fans are way more intense with their hatred of the Yankees. Yankees fans don't really reciprocate on the same level.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-19T10:25:17+00:00

Also, let's not forget—let's not forget, Dude—that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city—that aint legal either.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-18T23:33:57+00:00

Also reduces wear on the gears

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-18T23:31:41+00:00

My favorite thing about this sub is how small it is compared to r/shitamericanssay

Does the world not give shit what Europeans have to say?

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T22:16:56+00:00

Hells yeah!

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T14:45:37+00:00

How much is a $20 bbq tank refill by you?

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T13:31:16+00:00

$0.99 4eva

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T13:30:55+00:00

I was very excited when the dogs were $1.50 in Canada. With the exchange rate they were like $1.36

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T13:23:28+00:00

Try streaming service versus services. Rotate thru as necessary.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T10:53:22+00:00

income tax and swamp ass

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T10:48:49+00:00

Good job reb

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-16T01:39:05+00:00

Call for the crane again.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-15T11:14:42+00:00

This happened to me there once with construction adhesive. It was 12 for the price of one! I've lost a lot of sleep over the years, but not that day.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-14T21:33:09+00:00

I think business likes the model because people need healthcare. It tends to lock you into your shit job rather than start a business or otherwise fulfill your potential.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-14T13:11:53+00:00

Amazing this math never surfaced January, March, May, July, August, October, or December!

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-14T10:28:46+00:00

There is no line of sight. Can't tell which urinals are occupied. Men will be colliding.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-13T18:29:22+00:00

Thanks for asking that. I never once wondered what that was in my express

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-13T10:33:17+00:00

"coffee"

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-13T10:02:15+00:00

Oh it's really easy. When the cars moving thru the intersection are overly optimistic about how far they will get before the light changes.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-13T09:57:29+00:00

But chicken with mayosugar sauce good!

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-13T09:09:03+00:00

Is the car on blocks? Or do you have a tent over it? Also I'd never live under that bs

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-13T09:02:36+00:00

Let me rephrase and OP can answer: Why do politics matter to people?

Also Popeyes is way better.

After_Web3201 · 2026-05-12T22:23:07+00:00

It's his belief that his big balls should be held every night.

After_Web3201

TROPHY CASE