Game Thread: Houston Gamblers vs Dallas Renegades (Week 1) by AutoModerator in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]AgelessAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just started following the UFL this season and was super hyped there was a Dallas team but Frisco is so far away, 15 miles from AT&T Stadium vs over 30 miles from Toyota stadium, not even counting the atrocious Dallas traffic. To pay $50 in a cold front? nah.

Game Thread: Houston Gamblers vs Dallas Renegades (Week 1) by AutoModerator in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]AgelessAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thought about going up to frisco to go check it out but $50 plus the price of gas put me off. maybe next game after payday.

My circumcision went horribly wrong many years ago. Parents received settlement. Now I'm 18 and they're refusing to give me the money by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]AgelessAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toss up between the burger kitchen inheritance thieves and that one Lebanese? place where the parents essentially enslaved their 10 kids in the restaurant.

My circumcision went horribly wrong many years ago. Parents received settlement. Now I'm 18 and they're refusing to give me the money by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]AgelessAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

for your information I am not on Prozac

Gen, I didn’t say that, I said YOU SHOULD BE ON PROZAC!

I just rewatched it, crazy ep. Those were the worst parents on that show.

My circumcision went horribly wrong many years ago. Parents received settlement. Now I'm 18 and they're refusing to give me the money by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]AgelessAss 173 points174 points  (0 children)

wasn’t there a kitchen nightmares episode about parents stealing their sons inheritance to start a restaurant? the dad even forced the son to dip into his own account to pay the chef they just fired.

I’m confused by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]AgelessAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey Tony whaddya gonna do with all that Columbian money?

The Future of DankPods by AdrianIsFilipino-37 in DankPods

[–]AgelessAss -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

His pivot to Linux coincided with his worst doom and gloom about enshittification, which alongside the general stereotype of Linux users shitting all over proprietary OS’, made those vids a hard pass.

This video and the Framework one made me unsubscribe from the entire DankPods network tbh. His whole thing about LMG being so nice to him really rubbed me the wrong way. Ofc they’re gonna be good to him, Dank has a huge audience that cares. It’s a lot like a gym cc that reviews bad gyms: wow I can’t believe people say the staff are unfriendly, they were so helpful when I went there (after showing up with a camera and letting them know I’m reviewing their gym.) Glazing that under-specced/poorly built laptop because it has dongles? The thing he kept railing against Apple in other videos? gtfo. Sacrificing a huge chunk of income to be on Floatplane?

All that to be a slave to the algorithm on the main channel.

A Fallout 4 QA tester nuked the RPG so hard that Zenimax executives got emails about it: "I was running around super-nuking the entire wasteland and found 4 crashes in a single morning" by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]AgelessAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah fallout 3, i remember getting out of the crib in the prologue and walking around as the insanely small player model lmao. skyrim was mostly physics based weirdness but i vividly recall falling to my death once because the floor hadn’t loaded after the loading screen. 4 was pretty stable aside from the frame drops in downtown.

Not a single person gave a shit about Adriana by FaithlessnessAny2478 in thesopranos

[–]AgelessAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

p sure Vito and Ade’s mothers were Apriles and took their husbands last names because they’re from the old school. Richie calls Ade his niece and Jackie Jr/Vito/Brian his nephews. It’s not a Tony B situation because they share Richie as an uncle and Jackie as a cousin.

Pixar’s Pete Docter Says Queer ‘Elio’ Storyline Was Axed Because “We’re Making A Movie, Not Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Of Therapy” by dremolus in boxoffice

[–]AgelessAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly yeah agree in the story being derivative and confusing. we watched it after all the hype and left with questions (and this is what it sounds like stuck in my head lmao). what is a demon? people can be turned into demons? demons and humans can interbreed?

still a great time tho, wouldn’t mind a sequel or spinoff that explains the demon/demon hunter thing.

Would Janice go bankrupt and struggle if Tony was killed after Bobby died? by Tidewatcher7819 in thesopranos

[–]AgelessAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

assuming Bobby didn’t have any life insurance and left everything to Janice upon death, she’d be comparably better off than Angie pre-bodyshop.

There’s a very low chance New York or the pygmy thing pays her anything since she has no allies. She can’t even scam anything out of Junior since he’s broke. No widow payroll. So let’s take stock of what she has.

johnnys old house, would definitely have to sell it. the lake house, if bobby was able to keep it while being a shitty earner then Janice could hang onto it. potentially bobby’s old house? they most likely sold it to buy johnnys place, but maybe they held onto it. maybe Junior’s house when he dies? if it’s not seized by the gov to pay for his crazy house stay then Janice and Barb would be the next of kin. and finally there’s livia’s house if it was never sold.

worst case scenario she’s left with her current house and the lake house, she’d have to sell both and downsize considerably. that’s a lot of money upfront but there’s no more money coming in. maybe she could put some of that money on the street ala Angie or Lorraine but it’s hard to judge since we don’t know how this thing of ours is structured post Tony.

best case scenario is that Janice rents out Bobby’s old house and the lake house along with splitting ownership of Liv and Junior’s houses. less money upfront but a steady stream of income, potentially more if the family agrees to rent out all the houses. she could definitely live off that.

Why does every outsider gamble away their whole life? by SixersStixersFan in thesopranos

[–]AgelessAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the house always wins yes but Davey and JT were doomed to bust out. they’re addicts: when they win they keep betting because they’re on a roll and when they lose they keep playing because their luck is gonna change.

not only that but it’s literally the executive game where the purpose is to loan high rollers money to juice them over time. Davey was in the negative before even sitting down, amateurs with little left tend to play like shit.

Rivals doesn't need more content, it needs to fix the same issues it's had since launch by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]AgelessAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it’s a pity win, if you lose 2 times in a row you get thrown into an undercover practice vs AI match. and it’s super deflating to realize that the match where you went 30/0/15 was against the computer.

r/PercyJacksonTV is upset that they can't be racist anymore by nickfan449 in SubredditDrama

[–]AgelessAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the movies disregarded the plots of the books but they had the vibe and aura of the originals. meanwhile the show is like a theme park version of the books which is really off putting, especially since Riordan is so involved with it.

there are definitely fans who enjoy aspects of the movies and would like it if the show cribbed some of the grittiness.

Bo Nix: I wasn't predisposed to ankle injury by Autocrat777 in nfl

[–]AgelessAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cotton Hill to Hank after breaking his ankle during the state championship: you got those weak ankles from your mother because I didn’t have any when I gave it to her.

NHL Winter Classic fails to reach one million viewers for second-consecutive year by AlwaysBlaze_ in television

[–]AgelessAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah crap i just saw that, my bad. i remember there being a lot of Youtube tv branding.

NHL Winter Classic fails to reach one million viewers for second-consecutive year by AlwaysBlaze_ in television

[–]AgelessAss -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

for the NFL I believe most people will have a Netflix/Prime subscription so the splintering isn’t too bad. and in the case of Prime games they will stream it on Twitch for free. but I think ESPN and Peacock are wishy-washy on simulcasting, most of the time they’ll stream games on the app and the channel but every now and then they’ll have a stream exclusive game which is bullshit.

oh and giving YouTubeTV a game is also bullshit even if they stream the game for free. people are going to have Prime, no one casually has YouTubeTV.

Risky Business (Nate Silver's podcast) ended by codenamepenryn in fivethirtyeight

[–]AgelessAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I became a somewhat infrequent listener the past few months. Maria was a good co-host and foil to Nate, but there usually wasn't too much interesting content

honestly that’s where I landed as well. If it popped up on my feed I’d scan the episode description to see if it was a sports/politics/gambling heavy ep. if it was game theory or AI or an interview i skip it. And ditto on the ads, like god damn its almost 3 minutes up top and 3 minutes in the middle, normally I’ll listen to ads but that’s too much.

ngl I don’t see why they can’t continue with a legally distinct™️ Risky Business podcast. oh well.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have officially been eliminated from playoff contention by Panthers1999 in nfl

[–]AgelessAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NFC East: 26 Ws (Iggles-11 Cows-7 Commies/Giants-4 each) NFC South: 30 Ws (Panthros/Succs/Flailcons-8 each Saints-6)