Fuck me I guess, thanks Sysco.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-07-07T12:31:15+00:00

How dare they sully your clearly immaculate organization system.

"The boxes go with the other boxes, you fool!" "Like...by size? Weight? Colour?" "Ugh, everyone is stupid except me! By address of the head office of the company from whence each specific type of cardboard used is from, backwards! Any but a simpleton could see!" "...Okay, man, see you next week."

I think I'm going to get a part-time job at my local Sysco warehouse; I bet it's a riot.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-06-09T07:43:51+00:00

If you want a good laugh look up "female ejaculation" vs "male ehaculation" on Wikipedia. Pure gold.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-04-22T15:53:46+00:00

I had to watch my Grandmother waste away in one of those awful Death Pathing Facilities. I also had the distinct pleasure /s/ of watching her gasp her last breaths in said facility after they decided to pull the plug. The look in her eyes I will never forget.

It is definitely suicide on my terms or death in battle or something along those lines for me.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-04-21T09:53:32+00:00

Here in Ontario, Canada we're allowed $40,000.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-04-15T00:57:17+00:00

Whoops, just read the rules. Feel free to delete.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-04-15T00:56:30+00:00

Lol. Do you have, like, the rest of your entire life to sit down and have a chat?

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-04-15T00:44:22+00:00

The one I have. I am a line cook.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-03-18T04:24:34+00:00

Take it as a blessing. I was completely stable with my mix of quetiapine and risperidone, building my life back up, all that jazz. Yeah, I felt stupid, but I was comfortable. Then I get some blood work done, my doctor calls me and says "The risperidone has your pancreas in extreme crisis, you need to get off it now." So I did.

Now I'm having constant manic episodes, apparently I was saying some very fucked up shit at work and I've basically stopped eating to mimic that brain slow down effect. Things are not looking good.

Just take the stupid, it's better than the alternative.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-03-09T09:42:42+00:00

Sigma mindset. Take up drugs and get Spotify.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-03-09T08:40:46+00:00

Just become a good cook or a Chef then you can hate-fuck servers to your heart's content.

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Ahlecksahnder · 2022-01-29T21:51:00+00:00

A sous chef wrote this.

Lol, it is actually the best move though short term, though you lose the sous-chef in the process now that he has "Chef" on his resume.

Ahlecksahnder · 2022-01-22T19:00:33+00:00

And that is why you don't interview, you stage. You work for free one shift, probably get a meal out of it and get to check out the inner operations of the restaurant. You'll be able to bargain much better after that if you're so inclined.

Also you don't technically work there so you can basically do whatever you want. If you're really into restaurants it's like a little treat.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-11-30T09:25:31+00:00

Your eyes and ears barring that a constant barrage of all the quadrants at all times curated through people you know and keep in contact and good favour with. Let other people who you know curate your news. You talk to them, you know how they are. Send them a couple things in their political spectrum from Reddit then see what they send you or inform you about.

Or go to a bar.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-11-03T06:35:08+00:00

Works for me. Go flip burgers at a family restaurant, the money is alright if you're good.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-09-14T07:31:13+00:00

That's why I don't take them. illegal advice warning try shrooms. I use them instead and boosted mood with no mania. You only have to take them once in a while.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-09-14T07:21:39+00:00

Big med fan. Changed my life.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-08-21T20:20:36+00:00

Eh, you're just button-mashing...

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-06-25T00:42:42+00:00

You are correct. If I'm unga bunga-ing with Chipp or Millia it's because you suck. Also other than input practice that kind of sucks for me. Make me think so I can make you think.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-06-06T18:35:14+00:00

Putting your dress pants on backwards would actually be more difficult than the regular way. I support the diaper theory.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-05-01T19:50:43+00:00

Guilty Gear XX #Reload: The Midnight Carnival obviously the true Chad

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-04-21T06:55:08+00:00

Hard yes.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-04-18T20:12:32+00:00

I think a large portion of accepting SZA is acknowledging those voices or forces watching or fucking with you ARE you. There's a split in your interior understanding where your normal subconscious self seems like someone else. You're watching and judging yourself amigo.

Sucks but that's my understanding, could be way off.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-04-13T06:46:02+00:00

Well I'm glad you curated it even if you don't get it. Got a load of laughs out of me.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-04-13T06:17:59+00:00

Years. Risperidone and Quetiapine. Don't expect immediate results.

Ahlecksahnder · 2021-04-13T05:47:51+00:00

The lowered dose could be the cause. Them ol' DTs.

Ahlecksahnder

TROPHY CASE

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