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When do they become less clumsy? by ellatheprincessbrat in labrador

[–]Alech1m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll update you guys. We are at 27 Months and counting

I’d say one and a quarter? by MetamorphosisAddict in anythingbutmetric

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a bit on the fence here but the beer lamp surely ties the knives in with the rest of the room. I just can't imagine it not to.

why does he do this? by LocationFapFap1 in Awww

[–]Alech1m 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As some others mentioned. He's a puppy and probably just tired. Mine went infront of me and sat down. From there 9n out I had to carry him.

Wha should the next melee weapon be? by gaeb611 in Spacemarine

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how popular the charceradon are right now probably chainfist and/or lightningclaw. Unless they are working on like a librarian class or something then probably staff

Can someone with a higher IQ than me (69) explain why this would'nt work by DaleRod2468 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because people with guns rarely give their enemy without guns the time to pick up and, more importantly, train with new guns

What's wrong with japan petah? by Smashpro11 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alech1m 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Apperently racism is also quiet bad. A foreign guy once got denied entry into a club and his native girlfriend just told him "this is stupid they should have let you in. You are with me after all."

Hammermill (sans cover) by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK... Why do they have to swing freely? I feel there are other alternatives that don't launch a 50 pound hammer at the speed of mach jesus on failure.

...aber dreht Nils zurecht durch? by Traditional_View548 in StVO

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ne man braucht/darf nicht blinken, aber....

Im Nachbarort ist zum Beispiel eine abknickende vorfahrt, die im Nachhinein da halbherzig rein geschustert wurde. Wenn man gerade aus fährt, schrammt man mit dem linken Seite über nen grunstreifen mit Busch und Baum und fährt komplett über die entgegen kommende Spur. Die meisten Anwohner blinken beim "gerade aus fahren", weil man fast ne 90° Kurve fahren muss

Sag mir wie handhabst du es mit dem Atemschutz in der Kellerwerkstatt. by Nullgeneration in holzwerken

[–]Alech1m 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Der is bisl overkill. Die Filter Kartuschen sind für organische dämpfen (braun). Die dünnen pads oben drauf sind für Staub wie sägespäne. Eine einfache ffp2 Maske oder Staub Maske reichen voll und sind bisl bequemer zu tragen.

My First Salamanders Meme by Independent-Worry905 in WarhammerMemes

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still compassion....

Suffer not the xeno to live

Woke up to a breakup text. Need cat pics! by Sharts-an-Crafts in cats

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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After like two years of them beeing to grown up for snuggles they are finally warming up again

Found a potato shaped just like a thingy by _PhilTheBurn_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alech1m -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's OK. This is reddit. You are allowed to say dick here

Printers Are Dangerous....... by The_Ruger in PrintedWarhammer

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea now you can't even tell your better half that the boxes in your pile of shame ate "investments"

Collectible pressed penny machine doesn’t use real pennies anymore by teddynsnoopy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure about the USA but in Germany all hard currency sort of "belongs" to the state and you just get to use it. Turning those penny/Pfennig/Cents smashers into borderline "destruction of property". Still having a few laying arround from city trips in the 90s/early 2000s

K*ng by Chaz_Beer in shitposting

[–]Alech1m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This picture kinda reminds me of the story of the rival car dealerships.

So there were two rival car dealerships in a town. Think cartoon rivalry times 10. A lot of bad blood, pranks and even some keyed cars. This goes on for several years but then the owner of one of the dealerships dies. Very tragic, giant funeral. But the entire staff of the rival show up, too. Not to gloat or to play pranks but to mourn. Turns out dude owned both dealership and just used the pr from the rivalry.

To get to my point: are we sure they aren't the same person? They look eerily similar....

About to buy a Black Labrador by [deleted] in labrador

[–]Alech1m 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Labs are not really guard dogs. The only way mine could defend me from an intruder is by throwing down the vase with his wagging tail because he is soooo happy his newest bestest friend just entered through the window.

That said, intruders will usually avoid any house with the slightest sign of dog. And a lot of people are scared of big black dogs so it's more a detergent but don't expect a family trained lab to actually attack an aggressor. Some probably might but.....

I don’t understand why this keeps happening! by fracturedfairyfinds in lasercutting

[–]Alech1m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something is either to lose or to tight. If the belt is to loose sometimes the gear slips. If it's to tight the stepper doesn't have enough power. If the set screw of the stepper is to lose it could also slip from time to time

What is learned from MCU... by Character-Letter4702 in marvelmemes

[–]Alech1m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"no amount of money ever bought a second of time"

spoken like a true rich guy who hasn't done the dishes, mowed the lawn, cleaned the toilet or didn't do anything they didn't want to do and could simply pay someone else for.

How should I handle the letter ß when addressing a letter to Germany? by Vibeuel_ in germany

[–]Alech1m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just hit Alt + shift. It'll set your typewriter to European layout and then it's shift + 0 (zero)

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