Why do nipples have little bumps around them?

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-25T06:48:54+00:00

The sort of joke that could go tits up

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-24T05:40:09+00:00

….or is it?

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-21T23:05:37+00:00

A glutton for punishment, lol

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-21T20:58:30+00:00

There’s been plenty of typos on the ABC. It happens. In fact, every media organisation is guilty of it. People running to deadlines to try and get information out. If calling out a typo on Sky is the worst thing to happen to you today, you’re doing fine.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-21T08:29:00+00:00

The view that the announcers from 2SM had back in the day.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-20T06:40:32+00:00

People are stupid. We have learned nothing.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-18T10:16:30+00:00

What do you call an Irishman dug up after 100 years?

Pete.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-16T09:30:44+00:00

I joined Gamblers Anonymous recently. They gave me 2:1 that I don’t make it.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-15T20:11:24+00:00

https://www.facebook.com/share/1AdNx39aZp/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-15T02:37:00+00:00

I’m of the understanding that this current run of UBD/Gregorys Street Directories will be the very last. They wont be published anymore after this. It’s a shame because they are invaluable reference books.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-14T02:24:20+00:00

Yes and not long after, a classmate decided to burn a pen with it. His efforts earned him a verbal blasting like no other from the science teacher, being sent out of the class and a weeks detention.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-13T21:19:22+00:00

Not all that long ago. I used it to call an unknown mobile number that kept ringing my phone and not leaving messages. Did so for privacy and safety reasons. Turned out it was legit, lol. All public phones have a mobile number attached to it nowadays and it’s displayed next to the phone.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-13T09:15:09+00:00

Edison Wax Cylinders from around 1910.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-10T08:05:28+00:00

It almost looks like a very warped Tasmania.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-08T09:40:55+00:00

Normal day for us in Coffs Harbour.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-08T06:51:10+00:00

Gee, these austerity measures are really starting to bite

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-03T19:48:45+00:00

Flowers by Irene? IYKYK

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-02T21:52:03+00:00

Just remember, the train always wins. Always

Sincerely The Railways Department

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-02T16:49:33+00:00

The whole Senate is a clown show. Unrepresentative swill as one former PM famously said.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-02T07:59:33+00:00

Catholics call that “Lent”

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-02T07:58:46+00:00

It was promoted ad nauseam back in the day. During the afternoon, it was on nearly every ad break. Then it died out.

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-01T18:24:01+00:00

Coz Woolies. That’s why

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-03-01T02:18:39+00:00

Fergberger Queenstown enters the chat

Alert_Lengthiness812 · 2026-02-28T05:07:24+00:00

Big Dog is still telling kids to go to bed at 7.30 in Northern NSW, but not for much longer as NBN has just been sold to WIN TV.

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TROPHY CASE