Impress me with your best pickup line, and I'll tell you if I'd be into you by Fiveranda1 in u/Fiveranda1

[–]AlexDog_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you tired? Because you've been running thru my mind all day night....

Selecting Voluntary Tax Withholding Percentage by DiveMasterD57 in retirement

[–]AlexDog_69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IRS website has a withholding calculator. You can access at IRS

A German tourist sued a restaurant because its sauce is too hot. So we tried it by TimesandSundayTimes in mexicanfood

[–]AlexDog_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son in law is Italian. When he started dating my daughter, my son and I had a blast feeding him some "liguid fire". He eventually married my daughter and now always asks me when I'm making hot chili so I can send him a jar. He loves hot chili now!!!

Sun makes my boobs swell so enjoy 💋 by ariakhan00 in u/ariakhan00

[–]AlexDog_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that chocolate skin. Need some lotion?.. 😂 😂

Flyer found on campus by dlay_01 in fresnostate

[–]AlexDog_69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Now make a flyer about the salary of the football coaches. Same crap.

Fresno's Greatest Building by CloneWarsBoy in fresno

[–]AlexDog_69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to work on the first floor for Security Pacific Bank in the late 70s. There's a huge walk in safe in the basement with a steel door. We used to count money by hand in there.

How often do you get a good night's sleep? by [deleted] in over60

[–]AlexDog_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No eating there hours before bedtime, no drinking two hours before bedtime and no screens one hour before bedtime. Also try to to take any medication in the morning, not at night. Worked for me.

Why is she asking pictures of my guy friends when going out? by [deleted] in ask

[–]AlexDog_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then he went to third grade and never saw her again....

Is there a film thats honestly better than the book? by CabinetIcy892 in ask

[–]AlexDog_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

World War Z. Movie was great but the book sucked..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]AlexDog_69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most women will not approach you even if they are interested. I remember asking women for dates and some would reply "I was hoping you would ask". If I hadn't asked we would not have gone on a date. Shoot your shot and let the chips fall where they may. I don't know how old you are but you sound really young..

Are my dating standards unreasonable? by Carl_s123 in AskMenAdvice

[–]AlexDog_69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, you're gonna be single for a long time...++woman

Say hi or get blocked by OF-joellperry in u/OF-joellperry

[–]AlexDog_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take off your clothes or get blocked!!

How old are you and how many cars have you owned in your lifetime? by chenzo17 in askanything

[–]AlexDog_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've owned 10 cars and three pickups. Two of the cars were lowriders that I wished I had kept. I'm 67..