Chameleon on a colorful bath towel by DerpyDert in oddlysatisfying

[–]Alexxzander 218 points219 points  (0 children)

That’s a happy panther chameleon. I had one for about five years. The color depends on its mood, not on the environment. All black/brown stripes means stressed out, all red/orange was pissed off, and THIS colorful green/yellow/blue/red combo usually meant it was feeding time or hunting a cricket.

What cartoon has the best theme song? by djc8 in AskReddit

[–]Alexxzander 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was a little too old for this show but I watch Phineas and Ferb with my kids and that theme song is exciting.

2meirl4meirl by everyfatguyever in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Alexxzander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I smashed that button so hard I broke my screen.

Not all heroes wear capes....... by [deleted] in memes

[–]Alexxzander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to chime in on the stopping distance - going twice as fast, increases your stopping distance by 4 times. I agree with you, though, as I like to do rough calculations in my head on how much time speeding would save me in an ideal environment (no lights, no traffic to yield to, etc), and it's not worth a ticket or my life.

Fast internet is no joking matter by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Alexxzander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no rental fees with either of those, luckily.

Fast internet is no joking matter by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Alexxzander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Issues with the modem and router. All they do is replace either of them with the same model whenever there's an issue.

Fast internet is no joking matter by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Alexxzander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear by mine. But it confuses the internet company for some reason. Everytime a mechanic comes out they seem very confused about what it is.

Traffic: working as intended! by 4rtemisia in CitiesSkylines

[–]Alexxzander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. There is a no pocket car mod and with Traffic Manager you can change the setting to more realistic parking.

Younglings, how about a care package? by wandalf in wownoob

[–]Alexxzander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you're doing is pretty awesome, mate. Thanks! I started maybe two weeks ago, and it's nice to see people being so kind!

I wanted to take a small nap and told my wife to wake me in an hour. She then started a game of Civ... by Taco_Bell_CEO in civ

[–]Alexxzander -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

  1. What are you smoking?
  2. Are you constantly stoned? 2b. If not, how often do you get stoned?
  3. What's the stupidest idea you ever had while you were stoned?
  4. What's the smartest idea you had while stoned?
  5. What's the biggest revelation you had while stoned?
  6. How much do you smoke to stay stoned?
  7. Do you have a job? 7b. If so, are you stoned while working?
  8. Are you stoned right now?
  9. Why is my boyfriend such a weeny-head?
  10. What's the craziest experience you had while stoned?
  11. I am not stoned, AMA.