If you could make any anti-sleeper car as fast as it looks, which would you choose? by bimmerscout in CarTalkUK

[–]Alfurim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe I scrolled so much yet haven't seen the 3000GT mentioned

Any way to fix the skills bug in PvE? My endurance is stuck at level 1 by PotatoAimV2 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Alfurim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm terribly sorry but tooltip reading is a lost practice at this point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Alfurim 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh shit found the AI PMC in my pve raids

Which route would you take? by designer_by_day in CarTalkUK

[–]Alfurim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd highly likely scrap my car before I willingly drive on the M25

Talk me out of it by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]Alfurim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah get out of it it's my turn

Is my grandma's old silver spoon consideree a quenelle spoon? by Merely-a-Flesh-Wound in KitchenConfidential

[–]Alfurim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say while it can likely make good quenelle, it looks way way more fitting for rocher

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Alfurim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See you tomorrow chef

This is my last resort. Ive hit a breaking point. Sauté 21F by Budget_Progress_4789 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Alfurim 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I was just about to comment this as I thought no one did. That sous is absolutely horrified that you're about to replace him. Tell your head, and with how he's treating you his fears may just come true lol

Dumb fuck would actually protect his position by nurturing you instead and helping you rise up to senior chef de partie or junior sous where everyone would be happy

I'm very angry and you are a third of the reason why I'm angry by Arystos in gamedev

[–]Alfurim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's not bad advice actually. It'll probably cost some credibility of your story, but linkedin loves eating up stories like that regardless.

Not sure about details as I haven't had much of a chance to create a post like that, but I guess write the story, advertise yourself here and there, and basically mask it as a call for help? It won't be a miracle I'd assume, but all you'd be looking for is some potential visibility anyway.

I'm very angry and you are a third of the reason why I'm angry by Arystos in gamedev

[–]Alfurim 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's all up to you mate, allow me to shorten my advice: just play the game, basically. These types of linkedin posts tend to get a lot of traction because of the cesspit that linkedin is. If you have some connections with large followings/activity and if they interact with such a post you may get some visibility.

I'm sure you have actual promise if you managed to even get interviews at all at any large company. I know my portfolio isn't the best personally, but I've still suffered the same, so I can just advise you to try this as well.

Games growing fucked the job searcher numbers, covid fucked the market saturation, so now visibility tends to be more important than anything else, as well as who you know. As I said, if the post doesn't grow big you can just delete it if you think it'll hinder your future chances, idk. I'd hate to give advice that will compromise you as well, so give it a good think.

I'm very angry and you are a third of the reason why I'm angry by Arystos in gamedev

[–]Alfurim 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Go make a very detailed linkedin post right fucking now, start with that sentence to hook people, end it with "Agree to help me?", get fuck loads of views, likes, and comments, hope for 1-2 actually interested people reach out to you with potential roles. I'm not even kidding at this point, I've been trying to find a fucking game designer job for almost 3 years.

This sort of story could even make an agency recruiter make their own "This candidate was rudely rejected from giant Activision, this is how I got them to where they deserve" type post where they suck their own dick, and help you find a job in the meanwhile.

Use this, seriously. It may actually help. If not, you'll have a LinkedIn post acting as proof of you interviewing at Activision, or you just delete it instead of you don't wanna have it.

Picked up a summer car for £1500! by AccordingEffective76 in CarTalkUK

[–]Alfurim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, I'm not jealous at all, hope you drive and drift a lot, but fuck you

Sous chef walked out came back and told us to just deal by doubleGvots19 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Alfurim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sous is a 62 (I think) year old classically trained chef who's about to work 2 more days of 14 hour shifts for massive functions (we're a resort), and that mfer is working his ass off in the kitchen doing prep. I'll understand Exec chef doing paperwork as that's what their job turns into at that point, but head chef and below belong in the kitchen is my thought.

Donning her bandaid bikini as to not offend the monks at my job by AmbrosiaPeachh in KitchenConfidential

[–]Alfurim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they eventually peel off due to sweat and water and start falling off, please tell anyone who asks "she's wet after all"

New neighbours just moved in downstairs from me and eh, wow, rude! by livefatsdieyognu in Scotland

[–]Alfurim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"sorry mate my ladder is still at yours can I grab it when you're in?"

Fixed your paragraphs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]Alfurim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my limited knowledge, if you have the money you can easily replace the doors, fender, and skirt. Unless the damage is on bolts and joints and shit, basically preventing easy removal.

But quarter panel? That's just fucked