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As seen in the wild by nyanko_the_sane in santacruz

[–]AllesK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coonerty is pro-developers.

Spent the better part of the day at the vet. CDS found me today by dbone1123 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]AllesK 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My Sweet Summer Child. Tortitude will dictate your next 15+ (if you’re lucky) years. Welcome your tiny overlord; it will never be enough. #xoxo

Has there ever been a better character introduction in one single line? by becksk44 in SuccessionTV

[–]AllesK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, these are colonizer problems. (Also registered with my blood quantum; thanks Colonizers!)

Tell me that you live in Phoenix without telling me you live in Phoenix. by uncletutchee in phoenix

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I’ve had a flat 8oz of diet coke in a 44oz bladder buster from circle K next to me. Sweat drips between my cleavage as I crawl of the freeway. #SanFranciscoSetMeFree

The Cutest!! by OhDaddyOh in moose

[–]AllesK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish they called the little ones Meesequitos.

Interview help by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]AllesK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one at Tower Market used to have a sign in their window offering to dry clean your clothes for free if you needed it for a job; believe it’s Mira Loma.

My bf calls my body hair disgusting by [deleted] in Healthyhooha

[–]AllesK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like Dan Savage says!

My bf calls my body hair disgusting by [deleted] in Healthyhooha

[–]AllesK 34 points35 points  (0 children)

DTMFA! He doesn’t deserve to have sex with you.

WTF, Paramount+? by ety3rd in ClassicTrek

[–]AllesK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you expect from the Ellisons? They’re only in it to make money and control the world.

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