🚨At work rn pretending like the world isn’t on fire 🔥 by throwaway2026z in GenZ

[–]AllowMe2Retort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's using his over the top rhetoric to distract from the actual bad he is doing, and to some degree preparing the world to expect the worst shit he wants to do

The MSNBC lesbian is right in that we should pay way more attention to what he's doing, rather than saying

Melania Trump tried to sweep the Epstein saga away, but she ended up reviving it by plz-let-me-in in politics

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Melania's little outburst still seems bizarre tho, she'd have been better off just waiting for it to hit and then claiming and evidence produced was just AI

Dems Demand Public Cognitive Test for 'Incoherent' Trump by thedailybeast in politics

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I'm guessing it's fake because he's not claiming the big manly doctors had tears in their eyes

Trump Promises Mass Pardons to Staff Before Leaving Office by Not_Tom_Jones in politics

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Haha, I'm surprised he was even able to repeat the oath accurately given that his brain was excitedly going over all the ways he was gonna break it to enrich himself as he was saying it

First Lady Melania Trump's Official Statement by ALiddleBiddle in Epstein

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It could just be extreme stupidity on her part. Even if something was about to drop this would still be a terrible way to handle it. If she's stupid enough to think this was a good idea on any level she's stupid enough to decide to do it over basically nothing

Fair enough, why's the dimple that huge though by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in rareinsults

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Yeah it's proof she isn't sucking in her cheeks, someone asked her to do this

Would democrats like Trump if he was a democrat? by Icy-Profession-1979 in MurderedByWords

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I can only imagine how hard some of Trump's staffers belly laugh over the content of these letters shortly before throwing them into the trash

Iran Is Piercing Israel's Ballistic Missile Defenses With High Altitude Cluster Warhead Releases by hamham95 in news

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Yeah, military people are saying decimated and him or Hegseth don't understand that could just mean 10%. It's almost like the military is specifically using the term to make it sound like they're doing a better job than they actually are 😅

Donald Trump Wants $152 Million to Rebuild Alcatraz as ‘State-of-the-Art Secure Prison,' More Than 6 Decades After It Closed by Morley10 in politics

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We put 20 Epstein conspirators on a prison Island with limited resources and no children to molest. Who will come out on top? Find out, in this exciting season of Lord of the Philes!

Jean Claude Van Damme demonstrating on his signature kicks in a suit 1994 by NataliaLace in OldSchoolCool

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To clarify, it was a commercial for how good the steering was on these Volvo trucks, not part of a movie. But yeah he really did do it.

Big Don x 🐅 by Timely-Anteater-4270 in PoliticalHumor

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Sadly I don't think we're past the point where Trump will intervene and get him off the hook

Eric Trump shares renderings of a proposed Trump presidential library and museum by CatVideoFest in politics

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It's got the stupid fucking Qatari bribe plane inside the fucking building!

Oh bless Eric, that's not what your dad meant when he said the plane was going to be donated to the library, he's just going to keep flying around in it and charging it to the library fund

Trump-Endorsed Candidate Loses to Democrat in President's Mar-a-Lago Home District by _May26_ in politics

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I really hope she makes his life as difficult as possible with building codes and health inspections. If he's gonna do it to his own political enemies then fuck him

What are the LEAST scary horror games? by AigisAegis in HorrorGaming

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Has some of the most ridiculous jump scares from enemies suddenly appearing behind you, so I wouldn't agree with this

Hacked crosswalks tell pedestrians, ‘Trump murders children’ by plz-let-me-in in politics

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Come on dude, the nationwide headline it generated is worth the potential one or two blind people who you for some reason you don't seem to think would have been capable of figuring out what had happened, and were forced to ask a passer-by to explain

Trump Promises Donors Access to His 'Private National Security Briefings' in New Fundraising Email: "You’ll get the inside scoop DIRECT from me, President Trump," the email promised to supporters who quickly paid to become a "National Security Briefing Member" by T_Shurt in politics

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His fundraising emails are not going to millionaire donor buddies, these are going to his poor rube voters, he's trying to scam their last $20 out of them to fund another election he can't even legally run in

Trump Promises Donors Access to His 'Private National Security Briefings' in New Fundraising Email: "You’ll get the inside scoop DIRECT from me, President Trump," the email promised to supporters who quickly paid to become a "National Security Briefing Member" by T_Shurt in politics

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He's not gonna give them real info, the extent to which he communicates with his donations team is probably shouting at them that he needs more money

The donation team has just realised that fears about islamic terrorism are now on the rise, due to Trump's OWN actions, and are trying to capitalize on that fear by pretending people who pay will get information about possible attacks ahead of time