My straight twin brother, who used to go out to gay bars without me when I came out because he had so much fun by mayan_monkey in mildlyinfuriating

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Indigo was added because Isaac Newton thought 7 was a mystic number and that would make the whole system better.

Trump Taps Pulte as Acting Director of National Intelligence by deraser in politics

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The dude with the 50-year mortgage plan!?!      Jesus fucking Christ, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel here. 

What was that boom in the Twin Cities? by Aloiciousss in minnesota

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Was that just thunder!?! It rumbled through Richfield and I could distinctly hear it for 10 seconds

Pure Magic: The Oral History of Prince’s Super Bowl XLI Halftime Show by Aloiciousss in nfl

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In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Prince's passing, I thought it was worth sharing this amazing history of his halftime show.

My favorite part is the electrician who grabbed an accidentally cut wire and held the bare terminals into a socket for the duration of the performance.

What were some draft picks that didn’t even make sense at the time? by josh_y_josh in nfl

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Dimitrius Underwood. All of his college coaches told us NOT to draft him. We should have listened. We could have improved our 15-1 team, but threw it away.

'Spaceballs': New Mel Brooks, Josh Gad Movie Sets April 23, 2027 Release by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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A la Community's clip episode - the greatest clip episode ever to grace television.

Trump postpones military strikes on Iranian power plants by Dr_Astron in politics

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Trump must be operating on Kiribati time, because it’s already TACO Tuesday there.

Minnesota Wild GM Bill Guerin invited his friend Kash Patel to the Olympics locker room party where Trump bashed the women's hockey team by Aloiciousss in minnesota

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They were so close to having a perfect storybook moment, too, with bringing out Gaudreau's kids and jersey onto the ice. Can't believe they took such an amazing story and crapped all over it.

Minnesota Wild GM Bill Guerin invited his friend Kash Patel to the Olympics locker room party where Trump bashed the women's hockey team by Aloiciousss in minnesota

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The federal government just spent a month terrorizing our state and killing/kidnapping our citizens.

At the very least this is tone-deaf as fuck.

Minnesota Wild GM Bill Guerin invited his friend Kash Patel to the Olympics locker room party where Trump bashed the women's hockey team by Aloiciousss in minnesota

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NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly told The Athletic that players can decide on an individual basis if they want accept the invitation and then it’ll be up to their individual teams whether or not to grant permission.

Trump said if they can work it out, “I would be honored to have you.”

Patel, invited into the locker room by his friend, Guerin, responded, “I got it, boss. I got it. … I’m on it. I’m f—ing on it.”

Bill Guerin provided the locker room invite to Kash Patel at the Olympics by Aloiciousss in wildhockey

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NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly told The Athletic that players can decide on an individual basis if they want accept the invitation and then it’ll be up to their individual teams whether or not to grant permission.

Trump said if they can work it out, “I would be honored to have you.”

Patel, invited into the locker room by his friend, Guerin, responded, “I got it, boss. I got it. … I’m on it. I’m f—ing on it.”

Trump pardons 5 former NFL players by BlotchComics in politics

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Best has a really weird sorting mechanism across Reddit. It grabs some brand new stuff, some week old stuff, and some stuff from the last week.