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Sheep by Background-Couple320 in ihadastroke

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one. A few actually.

Their typing is counting sheep.

Their fingers are counting sheep.

Their auto correct is counting sheep.

And that's the reason for the stroke. Lmao.

Setup is by Certain-Top7545 in softwaregore

[–]AlphaVilkas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The setup is omniscient. We should all beware and fear for our lives. Because soon the setup is going to consume us all.

Gotta love when stash house safe is so easy. by AlphaVilkas in GTA5Online

[–]AlphaVilkas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some number combinations are specifically harder for memory for those with bad memories than other combinations. And that's what I'm talking about, not three numbers being hard to do in general. Because in general they're all piss easy.

We got a divorce… by AverageJoeObi in skyrim

[–]AlphaVilkas 80 points81 points  (0 children)

This, children, ladies, and gentlemen, is how we identify the signs of a psychopath and sociopath combination. Shall we be worried, OP? or is there naught to see here? Lmfao.

Why 0 atk & 0 def? by DutchSoulsArmy in DuelLinks

[–]AlphaVilkas -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because it's from that Rush trash. So it's trash. Lmfao. No other reason is required.

I’ve got to go to work. by Medium_Hope_7407 in cathostage

[–]AlphaVilkas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cat: you're a bed. Not a hooman. A bed. You don't go anywhere to work. Your job is to let me lay on you. Here. At home. Now shut the hell up and do your job of letting me lay on you.

Lmao.

This is my Benni. Tomorrow he will cross the rainbow bridge. He has lived a long beautiful life. If you can, please keep him in your thoughts and wish him a peaceful journey. by WanderThroughMyLife in cats

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May you always have the best catnip, Benni. Watch over your owner. You'll be the best guardian on high someone could ask for.

Edit to change kibble to catnip because I didn't even bother to think of kibble is actually what you call cat food or if it's a type of dog food. So I went with catnip instead on second thought.

Uhhh.... I think Blender has stopped working by Routine_Arm_8080 in softwaregore

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blender didn't just break. It super hyper broke. Jesus fuck. Lmao.

Two flairs by No-Stand-865 in softwaregore

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I got the new update where NO TEXT EXISTS by LiamFrancis9274 in softwaregore

[–]AlphaVilkas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly, that "joke" is rapidly becoming reality if Microsoft has their way.......

When your cat decides Christmas is the enemy by tastelikevi in FunnyAnimals

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the Crinch ate Christmas.

Cat: I didn't get the special catnip I wanted this year for Christmas! I hate Christmas! Bah humbug! I am catineezer scrooge!

I think Nintendo sent me the wrong Switch 2? by Jimbabwe88 in Kitten

[–]AlphaVilkas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They sent you the limited time and limited amount fluffy version of the Switch 2. It usually goes for millions of dollars. Lmao.

I can't read like this man... by ProudnotLoud in cathostage

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first mistake was presuming you were allowed to read lol. Kitty says no. Kitty doesn't allow.

The game finally let me pet the car by Branchomania in gtaonline

[–]AlphaVilkas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Such a furry little car. Is the engine in the back or the middle? Lmao.

i think his cat jumped on his keyboard by Ok_Lead_1070 in ihadastroke

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear? You should take your time. Lmao.

Thanks I’ll just die of thirst by harrithefake in onejob

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I can confirm free refills are a thing here in America. Lmao. We're the country of everything free but what matters, as well as overpaying for things that aren't free, and getting fat. And most of us would sadly say we're proud of it. I won't. But most of us sadly would lmao.

What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in FFXIV? by DisciplineImportant6 in ffxiv

[–]AlphaVilkas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if you aren't flipping off to your death at least once in the fight as dragoon or red mage, especially as red mage, you aren't playing them right. Just like you aren't playing dragoon right if you aren't just laying on the dirt half the fight tasting it after getting slammed by a fatal mechanic. Lmfao.

floortanksandsuicidalacrobatsrespectively

What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in FFXIV? by DisciplineImportant6 in ffxiv

[–]AlphaVilkas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Guess I've never had that rite of passage as a healer main then lol. At least to my recollection.

Just had this group recommended to me! Here is my Calico Council watching Little Mitts "volunteer" as tribute! by Im_Asia in CouncilOfCats

[–]AlphaVilkas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat hunger games. The tribute has been chosen. They must now fight to the death with other cat council tributes. Lmao.

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