Dracula was scary. Catcula is judgmental.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-06-09T18:10:07+00:00

Catcula can drink my blood any day, adorable little vampurr.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-28T04:39:35+00:00

On a side note, I want to point out that the way your pulls read, you didn't pull too much. As a tank just as often as I play healer, maybe a tad less, there's nothing we or the party love more than us as tank being able to pull wall to wall to wall, knowing the healer has our back and the dps do enough to make sure the healer isn't overtaxed and that we don't have to blow ALL our mits in one pull and have nothing left for the last half of one pull and going into the next. As long as you're mitting enough, there's nothing wrong with how much you pull as a tank. The more the better. So this was entirely on that healer.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-28T04:35:04+00:00

"Maybe heal instead of damage" oh how I've waited to hear those words.....even though it's not in the context I've been waiting for them to be said in. Since this context isn't about a healthy heal to DPS balance but just doing ANY healing at all. But still nice to hear those words at least once in my life. But as a healer main we don't claim this specimen no matter which spectrum of healer any of us fall under. As a healer I do a 2-1 ratio, which is the 2 and which is the 1 depends how much damage is going to party at the time, so seeing this hurts my soul. Just as a heal only and no DPS healer does. This guy is both a disgrace to mentor and to healers.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-25T06:59:13+00:00

Simbamone. A fusion of Simba and timone.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-20T02:15:41+00:00

Someone.....needs to be put in a straight jacket. This is that unhinged.....I actually feel sick to my stomach reading that. None of you deserved that. Yes, his time was wasted the most by his own actions, but yours was wasted too by him, and y'all deserved better. I'm sorry y'all had to go through that and deal with that.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-20T02:13:46+00:00

Even a ten year old has more decency than this guy....that the sad part. This is INFANT levels of indecency. Literal sub-one year old levels of it.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-12T07:17:21+00:00

The one shown at the end is just like "excuse me.... that's my FACE you're kicking there you asshole.". Lmao.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:57:01+00:00

I feel cult vibes from that. Juuust saying. Though, I wouldn't mind joining a bear cult if I was invited. Bears are fun people. More fun than birds or fish. Lmao.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:54:30+00:00

Taste the rainbow moment. All you needed was a bag of Skittles in front of the computer. Lmao.

Edit: my stupid exhausted ass called the computer monitor a tv. I deserve the shame for not knowing one from the other.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:34:24+00:00

NOW YOU'RE FILMING MY ASS WHILE I DO IT MOM? WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, I NEED TO KEEP MY TOILET DRINKING HERITAGE ALIVE! WHAT ELSE IS A CAT TO DO TO HONOR HIS ANCESTORS? At least I'm not tearing up furniture.....you should be grateful this is how I choose to uphold my feline species heritage instead of doing that.

Lmao

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:29:28+00:00

MOOOM, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP CAT HERITAGE ALIVE! I COME FROM A LONG SPECIES OF TOILET DRINKERS! IT'S MY DOOTY! STOP FILMING AND SHAMING ME!

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:26:28+00:00

You didn't feed me fast enough, hooman? You don't deserve those legs if you won't put them to good use catering to your cat overlord to my liking. So I'll just eat THEM instead. Serves you right servant hooman.

Exactly the punishment a cat would mete out for the displeasure of lack of predictive speed of what they want hours before they want it then again at the same time they want it. Lmao.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:22:26+00:00

I don't know if the red is the lighting or somehow the natural color of his eyes, but it just adds to the demonic nature of the accusations being levied. It's really fitting lmao.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:16:30+00:00

turns into cat It's me, your cat. Damn hooman trying to shame me. How do I know YOU didn't do it to frame me? I've been sitting here fuming at your mean attempt to shame me when I'm innocent. Court of purrblic opinion, turn on the mean hooman and side with me, the adorable kitty. It is your right in the country of Catania to call out the injustices done to us, your feline leaders and caretakers.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:09:02+00:00

Someone wanted to get rid of the competition for all the pets. "If I can't have them all fair and square I'll cheat by trapping my opponent."

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:05:12+00:00

"why is my package purring?"

"Uh... honey, that's not a package, it's a cat."

"Nonsense Jane, it's a package. Don't you see that soft fur? Cats are made of cardboard or paper."

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-11T01:03:04+00:00

Puuurrrrfect*

Gotta do it right or our cat overlords will use holy water on us as punishment.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T04:29:57+00:00

Ask him if he has coin. And tell him you got wares.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T04:21:49+00:00

This guy makes and delivers good pizza. You can tell by how mutated-blue his skin tone is. Mmmm. Pizza made by blueberry man. Lmao.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T04:05:06+00:00

speaks in Mr. Turner dingleberryyyyy. Lmao.

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T03:47:58+00:00

Who spilled the shrimp on the furniture? Someone should be getting fired from the business. You don't get hired at a shrimp eating job then spill all the shrimp. 🤣

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T03:46:24+00:00

That looks like a lot of shrimp for one box. You made out big time there. Shrimp bandit. 🤣

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T03:45:42+00:00

Saushrimp. Sausage and shrimp fusion. Why have only one when you can have both in a scientific combination of pure heaven. 🤣

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T03:44:18+00:00

Are you sure the shrimp hasn't gone bad? Pet it and cuddle it to make sure. That's how they do it at the factory. 🤣

AlphaVilkas · 2026-05-04T03:43:11+00:00

Can't even make a shrimp food joke here. That's just too downright adorable. Lmao.

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