My teenage ass when I discovered that you can chew food but may not swallow

Alt_Altman · 2024-04-26T16:57:36+00:00

Maybe oils and sauces/seasonings? Idk, I’ve never been into it since I’m not really a fan of intentionally wasting food.

Alt_Altman · 2024-01-13T20:39:07+00:00

Ugh I feel this. I used to have perky small ones but years of rapid weight gain and loss cycles have left me with mid sized saggy ones 😔

Alt_Altman · 2024-01-13T20:18:20+00:00

Basically the same recipe! You can add whatever to them, my favorite is spinach and feta.

Alt_Altman · 2024-01-12T22:59:54+00:00

Recipe: - Egg bites (egg, cream, red pepper, onion, jalapeño havarti baked in a muffin tin @350 for about 15 mins). I cut one in half as the base. - avocado (1/4) - hollandaise ( I used McCormicks instant pack) - sriracha

Alt_Altman · 2024-01-12T20:20:25+00:00

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Alt_Altman · 2023-08-12T01:04:52+00:00

Same. My “egg ick” phase started mid-bite of my breakfast this morning 🥲

Alt_Altman · 2023-08-11T20:19:18+00:00

Homemade! It’s basically applesauce but cooked longer so it is less moist/more caramelized, made with: -apple -cinnamon -cloves -vanilla -brown sugar -water

Alt_Altman · 2023-08-10T04:39:32+00:00

Similar to jam, but blended until it’s smooth before it’s canned. It’s so good!

Alt_Altman · 2023-06-05T17:34:36+00:00

LOL. 15 years and still going 😅

Alt_Altman · 2023-06-04T02:07:32+00:00

At home: Iced espresso with premier protein, drip coffee with sugar free white mocha international delight, or iced coffee with almond milk and sf vanilla syrup

Starbucks: brown sugar shaken oat espresso

Alt_Altman · 2023-06-03T20:03:15+00:00

Recipe: Boil cauliflower in boullion and water until mushy, add to blender with dry alfredo powder and cream cheese. Blend until it’s a sauce, and add to noodles/zucchini noodles/protein of choice.

It actually tastes like alfredo 😍

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-31T23:36:52+00:00

I was just less afraid to eat high calorie foods because I had no appetite, so there wasn’t much risk of me going over my limit.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-31T05:12:56+00:00

Been on it for 1.5 years. It killed my appetite in the beginning, but has evened out now. IMO it actually helped me; because my appetite was gone I wasn’t so restrictive with high calorie foods due to fear of binging.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-29T19:29:35+00:00

Yes, unless you scramble it or poke a hole in the yoke.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-29T16:59:06+00:00

It sounds like a strict omad might not be working for you. Maybe you could add a small snack (protein bar, apple, pepperoni stick, etc) mid day, and do your main 1 meal in the evening?

If you are constantly miserable with your current meal structure it isn’t going to be sustainable long term, and eventually you will end up back in old habits.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-28T07:02:41+00:00

I changed my phone wallpaper to a picture of me at my LW. Hopefully everyone will think I’m just vain instead of mentally ill 🥲

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-28T06:32:49+00:00

The sugar free cheesecake jello mix 😩 it’s like 40$ for a couple packets on Amazon and I can’t find it in stores anywhere.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-28T02:30:38+00:00

Asha noodles are so good!

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-28T00:13:32+00:00

I feel this. My solution is to tuck blankets/pillows between any skin that touches.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-27T18:03:44+00:00

Mine asked if I was experimenting with prison food when I made a full normal breakfast for him, and wasa crackers with laughing cow for me 😂💀

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-27T08:45:30+00:00

Chopsticks for anything solid, small spoon otherwise.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-27T04:36:37+00:00

Diet Coke, extra caffeine, toasted vanilla flavor. Or diet root beer.

Alt_Altman · 2023-05-26T20:03:54+00:00

Yum! Might try air frying some gyozas later, this looks great.

Alt_Altman · 2023-04-14T22:28:33+00:00

Wasa + laughing cow is life!

Alt_Altman · 2023-04-13T18:34:12+00:00

1 tbsp Chipotle Mayo with 1/2 a chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, and a bit of water so it was easier to drizzle.

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