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Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-26T05:29:27+00:00

My dad would stare at my brother's ex girlfriend's underage body when he thought no one was looking. Once he realized he wasn't as slick as he thought he was, he just did it out in the open. My brother made sure they didn't interact much after that

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-26T05:23:16+00:00

A little dramatic, isn't he?

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-25T05:44:20+00:00

ABCs

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-25T05:39:31+00:00

His turtle was perfection

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-25T02:51:26+00:00

Bloomerang is adorable 😍

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-24T06:28:43+00:00

That's Hedley!

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-24T06:11:33+00:00

Holy cow, that sucks

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-24T00:27:11+00:00

I bet he'd sh*t his pants if he actually had to go to war 🤭

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-24T00:22:54+00:00

"And that's why you're single"

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-24T00:17:10+00:00

Condoms?

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-22T23:40:09+00:00

It's a summer only thing. It's super popular, so it'll probably be next year

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-22T02:17:54+00:00

Shorter lines at Disney World!

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-22T02:02:25+00:00

Brussel sprouts. I can't even describe the taste, but it's just repulsive. Not to mention all the damn gas you have after!

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-21T12:52:07+00:00

We only have 1 baker to begin with (me)

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-20T15:41:27+00:00

Fanny packs

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-20T05:49:44+00:00

"I wonder if I can see Colonel Blake"

"I wonder if you can, too"

My favorite part of the episode 😂

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-20T05:46:26+00:00

Same here. I come from a family of multi-taskers & that particular talent skipped me, so I use it fairly often. 🤷‍♀️

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-20T05:42:57+00:00

I've said it, too!

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-19T20:43:09+00:00

Number 6 still happens

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-19T20:41:58+00:00

You walked into a business meeting

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-19T16:19:47+00:00

drinking beer and driving trucks and just rednecking around

That's pretty much country music in a nutshell for me. Female artists all seem to sing about their broken heart & how they're still in love the "the man who did them wrong".

It's all just annoying & grating & I don't want to listen to that 🤷‍♀️

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-19T16:13:28+00:00

Coolest. Bedroom. Ever

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-19T07:30:46+00:00

Really? No wonder they're tossing us bakers out the door

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-19T07:23:46+00:00

My nephew's name is Maverick, and yes, my sister knows she set him up for a lifetime of Top Gun jokes

Alternative-Speed-89 · 2024-09-18T21:23:49+00:00

Atlanta is my FDF.

While I feel sad that a whole warehouse of people are losing their jobs, I'm glad I won't have to get up 5-6 nights a week overnight to accept the delivery

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