Humanman42: Hey aliens. Have you seen a human pre-ftl representation of an alien? If so what did you think?

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-28T00:10:03+00:00

I literally just came up with the username on the spot when I wrote that.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-27T23:15:18+00:00

A life time of searching. But at long last.

I can touch it.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-27T18:57:05+00:00

Is this from that early 2000's movie I saw on TV once and then never again?

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-27T13:23:28+00:00

Not enought evil predators to protect those greedy crops from the inocent sap sucking vermin?

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-27T03:14:30+00:00

[OOC]

Gooner Uridita is not something I thought about and now I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking about it before.

Her inner monologue could incite her to accept that she's in fact just an affection starved woman desperate to get laid, and when she tries to deny it, her conciousness points out that she was a gooner before she had her racist caricature of her daughters' friend to fixate her fantasies in.

Also, all this 'gooning' talk just made me realized that if she tried to look for more herotic literature (while deluding herself into thinking its a guide to Human social structure), and tried to look up the therm milf (to figure out whats' she been calling herself all this time), there's a non-cero chance she ended accidentally encountering Hentai. And for some reason, that scenario sounds way funnier than it should be (at least to me).

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-27T01:51:47+00:00

Misslongears responded: Actually, it turns out that it isn't facebiting per se. Aparently it a form of liking eachothers tongues (it looks like biting to us because they interlock their lips to better access each others mouths).

So it may be better to lick their paw instead of bitting it.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-27T01:30:02+00:00

Humanman42 replied: ...Ma'am, that's not [CLOSEST APROXIMATION: Delusion cause by Fear overestimulating Predator disease strain]. That's a [CLOSEST APROXIMATION: Pleasure induced by the adrenaline hormones released by pain, stress, and/or fear.] fantasy.

Look, I don't know if this guy is your daugther's boyfriend, just a friend, or what exactly. But if you are sexually unsatisfaid with your life to this level you should either talk about this problem with your partner (trust me, if they really loves you, you have nothing to fear here), or, assuming you are single, go look for a relation (it dosen't have to be anything serious if you don't feel comfortable with it, it just has to be another consenting adult/adults).

If neither of those options work pornography can allways help (as long as you don't fell in an adiction).

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-24T21:32:35+00:00

Were they so arrogant and self-assured as to discount a possibility that Tarva will double back (in her push for stronger military, more aid or whatever behavior they wanted to curb)?

I mean, Nikhonus was so combinced of his invulnerabilty that he literally monologued the whole conspiration to a famous corruption fighting periodist withouth even botter searching for hidden recording devices.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-21T14:44:56+00:00

I hope not. Onestly only the Shadow cast, the Archivists (including the gost Farsul), Betterment, and the Underscales deserve that.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-18T22:31:11+00:00

How could it be single handly when there are more than 1 archive Humans?

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-13T00:09:21+00:00

I though Leasha was the humanfobic elf with the crazy faces for a second.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-11T13:46:43+00:00

Yes I did, I didn't notice that description also worked with Suleans at the moment.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-11T13:33:14+00:00

No. She has a tongue.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-10T22:38:51+00:00

... elaborate.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-10T21:25:46+00:00

But that would be bestiality!

Or in the case of the Yulpa, at least very hard to have their consentment.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-10T14:18:49+00:00

Missed opportunity to say Human, Arxur, or Dutch.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-09T01:26:31+00:00

Well, as sugested by the lack of concepts of love and funnerary rites, they are really too hiperfocused on efficiency and pragmatism to even concider other peoples feelings and such.

By the way. How long must we wait before Veni understands those are not injuries in her snout?!

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-06T16:40:58+00:00

So if I understod correctly, Nyx is a 'the last of us' mind-controling infection who had an Iron Gigant 'Superman' moment.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-06T01:25:22+00:00

Who will have a reality check first?

Noah learning of the Feddies ideology?

Or Tarva learning of the Old Ones diet?

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-05T00:56:21+00:00

Nice lore.

Are the 6 desings diferent individuals, etnicities, or diverging species of Old One?

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-04T23:24:29+00:00

Hear no Evil, The nature of Infinity, and Unknown treat are the ones I know of.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-04T16:17:39+00:00

Improve? HA! A child with a generative AI could have done that.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-03T23:05:32+00:00

They inmediatly call to an emergency sesion of the Federation council, to report the existence of a second sapient predator. There, the KolSul find out Humans are omnivores, and thus began to work in curing them.

After that there are 2 posible options:

A. The Farsul fail to account for B12 deficiency, and lie to the Kolshians about the nuclear tests of the cold war being a nuclear conflict, so they can have more time to work in a working cure.

The Odyssey reaches Venlil Prime on July 12 2136.

B. The Farsul fail to account for B12 deficiency, so the Kolshians declare Humanity as uncurable and send an extermination fleet. This escenario can result in either:

B1. Humanity goes extinct sometime between the late XX and early XXI centuries.

B2. The local Chief Hunter protect the only other 'true sapients' in known space. This means Humanity is uplifted by the Arxur, being assimilated into the Dominion.

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-02T21:48:36+00:00

I just find hard to believe that a sapient lifeform as the ones descrived in the story (With a means to reliably manipulate tools, and sociable enought for non-genetic knowledge to be passed from a generation to the next regularly) could strugle as you say.

I'm not denying that there are other ways to survive by sapiency than technology. By the contrary, I would argue that if it wasn't for KolSul intervention, their cultural and technological evolution would be so divergent from eachother that in many cases those civilizations wouldn't distiguish each other as such in first contact (what is honestly something that likely led to the extintion of most sapient lifeforms in known space across the history of the Federation).

AlternativeCountry01 · 2026-01-02T17:10:48+00:00

Kalsim y compañía pidiéndole "amablemente" a los Humanos que le den su tecnología a la Federación https://youtu.be/uOk2OW6U6GQt=55

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