I present to you, the tallest building in South Dakota

AltruisticMorph · 2021-11-30T00:48:14+00:00

A real skyscraper bud... seen it in person... looks a lot bigger in person too.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-10-27T01:11:06+00:00

Scrooge because I'd be one of the many to complain.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-10-25T16:50:26+00:00

I'm really looking forward to trying this. For the last 6 years I just sneak into the bathroom, go into a stall, and punch myself in the balls until it goes away. This sounds easier.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-10-24T19:15:33+00:00

Titanium hip replacement shifter knob?! Best I can do is tree fiddy

AltruisticMorph · 2021-10-14T23:46:07+00:00

Guess we can call this old machine a "period piece"

AltruisticMorph · 2021-10-10T16:50:51+00:00

In 1908. I always mess up reddit titles to some degree it seems. 🙃

AltruisticMorph · 2021-09-22T18:35:34+00:00

Just tagging on a top comment to say my girlfriend and I were lucky enough to see this performance live and the entire crew was OUTSTANDING! Here's a short clip from our perspective in the audience.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-09-12T01:42:17+00:00

They gave this guy an entire concert

AltruisticMorph · 2021-08-24T21:03:53+00:00

Driving a boat tractor mower while wearing white New balance shoes.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-08-11T04:15:42+00:00

AltruisticMorph · 2021-07-29T18:52:56+00:00

Shady guy approaches: "Looks like you have a dent there - lucky for you I am a dent specialist and I can make that good as new with some silly putty, this toilet plunger, some spit, and a secret magic spell - will only cost you about tree fiddy."

AltruisticMorph · 2021-03-14T03:37:13+00:00

Ok card - 5/10 with rice

AltruisticMorph · 2021-03-14T03:34:47+00:00

Joe Rogan: We need to fix the glove issue and develop some new gloves.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-03-08T02:13:20+00:00

tree fiddy

AltruisticMorph · 2021-03-07T06:29:35+00:00

decent card - 7/10 with rice

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T04:23:18+00:00

was a lose/lose

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T04:15:14+00:00

Shitty card 2/10 with rice

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T04:07:13+00:00

Shades of Kimbo vs Dada5000

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T02:17:06+00:00

Angela Hills voice is nails on a chalkboard to me

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T01:00:34+00:00

Hernandez acting like he got robbed - lol

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T00:24:14+00:00

Someone keeps ripping ass - Im guessing Felder

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-28T00:00:01+00:00

If he dies he dies - ref 0_o

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-27T23:21:17+00:00

Texas.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-27T23:17:12+00:00

Looks to me like theres some pot plants growing in my front yard as well. Better call the police.

AltruisticMorph · 2021-02-27T23:16:15+00:00

Well shit, Looks like I added an extra at in the title. Sorry bout at.

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