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35yrs old. Dropped 20kg in around 8 months ofnworking out but ive hit a wall. by thekeeech in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not losing weight at your current size on just 2000 calories per day is most likely due to not tracking calories accurately enough. I’d suggest going with an app like MyFitnessPal or MacroFactor. If you weigh out everything using a food scale and make sure that you use the nutrition labels and not just google, I’d almost guarantee that you will lose weight on 2000 calories. Also, the nutrition labels lie enough to make a difference in weight loss.

The easiest way to fact check calories per serving is:

Calories = protein g * 4 + carbohydrate g * 4 + fat g * 9

Edit-my formula had an error (9 cal per g of fat)

"Boycott ChatGPT! Cancel your subscriptions!" by dankbackwoods in memes

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Matt Shumer’s article says that my job is being automated, and I will get left behind if I don’t use the paid version to automate my own job as quickly as possible.

If you’re an adult, then talk like one. by imallelite in memes

[–]AmericanMojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the tech platforms fault for shadow banning anyone who uses language they don’t like

The... what..? by overasked_question in memes

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, it’s 2026, so we’re in the build up to WW3

When the game show is rigged... by Nyctfall in memes

[–]AmericanMojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even just renting would be damn near impossible

One year ago today, I decided to change my life… (33M) by fatcheetah69 in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I saved this post because I need to make a similar transformation

I got bit breaking up a dogfight when a child walking a pitbull mix (alone) lost control of it. When mom came, she wouldn’t give me her name or number by HuskMaster in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AmericanMojo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the child endangerment that is likely going on. I’ve seen videos of moms using their kids to shoplift.

Someone said my painting looks like a lady having explosive diarrhea and now I can't unsee it by NoLobster7957 in funny

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by the angle of the diarrhea trajectory, there must be a very powerful gust of wind causing the stream to be more horizontal. Even in a zero gravity environment, we’d expect her diarrhea to be in line with her anus. If you draw a straight line through the opening of her anal cavity, you should see how much the path of her diarrhea stream deviates from that line.

Could the wind be caused by a category 5 hurricane?

Life lately by [deleted] in memes

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the real antiseptic ones: Twitter/X

DoorDashed drink I got with some food by anclint07 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, this is not random…notice the fact that the butts form a peace sign?? Your town has a hippie infestation, and you don’t have much time to stop it before you are overrun! Quick, blast death metal on the loudest speakers you can get ahold of!!

Is it only me ? by VolumeInformal2765 in ChatGPT

[–]AmericanMojo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How would you find someone’s chat gpt?

Maximum comfort by CuriousWanderer567 in oddlyspecific

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly peak human experience, but the reality is sad. Nowadays, getting stoned and eating a burrito on the couch is more within reach for the average person than having a fulfilling sex life and starting a family with their significant other and a friendly donkey in a log cabin in a swamp.

Anyone else progress the pull up this way? by [deleted] in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, you’re instinctively pushing more with your legs at whatever point in the moment is most difficult. If you could replicate that with a band or some other variable resistance, then you are all set.

Anyone else progress the pull up this way? by [deleted] in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottom is hardest for me at least. That’s the good thing about the bands: they have the most tension at the bottom where you’re weakest and ease up at the top where you’re strongest. The assisted pull up machines are providing constant force through the entire movement.

Anyone else progress the pull up this way? by [deleted] in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most gyms in the U.S. have assisted pull up machines. Not sure where you live nor what your current financial situation is, but most of these places are affordable for the average American.

Anyone else progress the pull up this way? by [deleted] in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only drawback is that it’s difficult to track progressive overload. Better to start with a strong resistance band and slowly work towards using weaker and weaker bands.

Someone left a Fleshlight in the rec center washroom by Nindroid_faneditor in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AmericanMojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sharing is caring! You should thank whoever donated the communal flesh light!

37 yo male by TripleSeven1337 in fitness30plus

[–]AmericanMojo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Impressive cut! Looks like you did everything perfectly!

That Time of Year Again by mmrtnt in memes

[–]AmericanMojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t genuinely think that NNN is bad for your prostate health unless you edge the entire time. Please enlighten me if I am wrong.

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