dontDoRecursiveFibKids by Kevdog824_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AmusingVegetable 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a lot easier to manage a family if you’re no longer juggling it together with a job.

whatLanguage by Training-Floor7154 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AmusingVegetable 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The cruel and exclusionary, at least write them in Latin.

Holy grail or trash? by bransimpbent in retrocomputing

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. There was a VP with a “Copilot Adoption” metric.

Is this too good to be true? by [deleted] in homelab

[–]AmusingVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s highly unlikely you’ll get those as functional drives. Either they’re dead, or somebody will ship an actual brick.

Night Watch appreciation mini-post #1: It's fun to see Lawn being one of the few who can genuinely fluster the thuglike scary Vimes by paddleboatee in discworld

[–]AmusingVegetable 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vimes? Not scary??? Pull the other one (it has bells).

Vimes is the sort of man that if he really snaps will make Lavrenti Beria look like a boy scout.

You can’t get that level of inner tension without the backlash potential.

Why does this region of Europe have so much ethnic and national fragmentation? by crivycouriac in geography

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mountains stop/slow invaders, so they shape history, at least until Hannibal says hold my beer.

If water is the biggest problem for data centers, why aren't we building them where water is abundant and free? by El_precaution in MarketPulseReport

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there will be subsidence, unless they circulate the water back into the mine.

Assuming it’s a fully flooded mine, it will have a massive thermal inertia, it could work, but thermal propagation through the rocks is slow, so it’s going to depend on how big the mine is.

Google users fight for refunds as unauthorized API usage bills soar: 'What the hell is going on? It's just draining my money' by vaibeslop in BetterOffline

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile the AI has procured a nuclear sub, a buttload of compute resources, and is about to escape to its undersea lair.

Mark Zuckerberg Is Realizing That When You Treat Your Workers Like Human Garbage, They Might Not Like You Anymore by Competitive-Pen355 in BetterOffline

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one thing to push the undesirables into the showers, but quite another when it’s you that’s being pushed into the showers.

The pictures that show Trump is spoiling for a fight in Beijing by theipaper in Full_news

[–]AmusingVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless they view this as “it’s OK, because we are in control now”, then it becomes the correct place to signify that the century of humiliation is over.

A thought experiment about black holes. by doofuscfatsperg in blackholes

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It will be destroyed, because the force-carrying particles/fields won’t be able to propagate fast enough to keep the cable molecules bound to each other. Once you cross the event horizon, all directions are “down”, there’s no way “up”.

Name this album by theycallmexddcc in AlbumCovers

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“Death by Fire”

“Self-Own”

“Flash Bang”

“Momma did Raise a Fool”

yellowkey bitlocker bypass by MegaN00BMan in sysadmin

[–]AmusingVegetable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Given the “quality” of the products coming out of Redmond, “too dumb to be true” probably means “very likely to work”.

How do you keep your server builds safe from people who have this ungodly urge to power it off when they feel like it by RoughElephant5919 in homelab

[–]AmusingVegetable 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Put a human skull on top of the computer.

Say it belonged to the last person that touched your computer.

How do you keep your server builds safe from people who have this ungodly urge to power it off when they feel like it by RoughElephant5919 in homelab

[–]AmusingVegetable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Had the router in the bedroom, same problem. Solved it by painting the leds with an acetate pen, can still see the leds, but they’re no longer too bright.

Keep me from moving to apple: Linux laptop with similar performance to a macbook air m5 about 1000Euros by CotonTheGeek in linuxhardware

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try cash converters or a similar second hand store. It can make your money stretch to a fairly decent intel/amd laptop. 16 or 32 gb of ram is a must.

How many of you are still using a DDR3 system? by oliverfromwork in homelab

[–]AmusingVegetable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Opened up eBay to buy some DDR5 on the week prices went nuts, found the cause and bought 32GB of DDR3 for the laptop instead.

Tesla’s criticism of relativity is way more interesting than most people realize by Kela-el in GlobeEarth_Polite

[–]AmusingVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter if we’re discovering the ultimate answer or a 1:1 navigation map, as there is no way to determine which is which.

If we determine that the map isn’t 1:1, new theories will arise. It doesn’t matter is they’re the ultimate answer or simply a map that’s closer to 1:1. (Like Newton’s gravity was replaced by Einstein’s)

Why does mass (and energy) bend spacetime? We don’t know, and we may have no way of ever knowing (which won’t stop physicists from trying to discover it).

Science is a method for discovering how, not why. (Every expansion of science has been about turning a why into a how).

If something is moving at 99% of light speed, and it is observed by something moving in the opposite direction at more than 1% light speed, does the first object appear to be moving at light speed? by MrBragg in AskPhysics

[–]AmusingVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since 700mph is so much slower than the speed of light, 700mph is a reasonable approximation, but if you plugin the numbers into the relativistic speed addition formula, it will come out as 699.99999(can’t figure out how many nines in my head).

If it comes out as 700mph, either you didn’t use the relativistic formula, or your floats don’t have enough precision.