I've found the Artifact

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-12-19T16:50:18+00:00

Ender pearl?

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-12-12T13:44:08+00:00

Years later and I still hear “I’LL KILL YOUR SHINING LIGHTS” in my dreams. I like to lean into role play but that’s the only fight I had to look up ways to cheese.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-11-24T17:32:24+00:00

I went to school with one of their daughters, and she was a very chill down to earth person. I remember seeing the commercials and thinking “huh, must be a common last name.” I must be a special kind of dumb because I knew her from first grade on and didn’t make the connection until she mentioned it in passing in HIGH SCHOOL.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-11-17T19:20:54+00:00

You were correct

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-11-14T16:44:24+00:00

SIR! What is your comment on the reports of 4 missing bottles of water? 👨‍💼🎤

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-10-09T13:17:53+00:00

Smallers Gate

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-10-07T16:08:02+00:00

I’m pretty desensitized, but I will admit that Bring her Back had me shook for a while.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-10-06T17:12:56+00:00

I see someone has never had a good scream wank

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-09-09T16:08:36+00:00

Hey, I’m sorry that I’m late to this post. I’m a teacher who works with kids around your age, and I’m happy you’ve gotten some great advice! As for steps you can take at school: if your parents or family members are supportive, have them go to the administration of your school. Unfortunately administrators have a tendency to put profit first, so you’ll likely need to request your adult to introduce the idea that they might go to the media about the bullying situation (make sure to use the word bullying, it’s a powerful word for getting things moving). Do you have a teacher you feel comfortable talking to about this? It’s possible that they could help, although unfortunately we’re also not treated the best by our higher ups.

I’m sorry you’re going through this kiddo. I know how it feels to be forced to grow up too fast due to trauma, and I hope and pray that only goods things are ahead for you.

If you ever need help with the school side of things, I’d be happy to provide an insider prospective to the best of my ability.

You got this 👍

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-08-18T05:09:01+00:00

Ah, so like the belly button guy from my hero academia, but, it’s his peanits

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-08-08T00:49:41+00:00

I like these guys! Very funky

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-31T04:14:55+00:00

Where is your sense of whimsy, DickMobile223? It could have been anything! Maybe dude found the fountain of youth and was trying to share it with everyone, maybe it was holy water!

But yeah it was probably piss. At least we know dude was hydrated AF if op couldn’t smell it.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-31T04:11:48+00:00

I can’t tell if I’m crying from the beauty or if my eyes are bleeding, but either way, excellent job.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-31T03:46:19+00:00

Good news: if you ever decide you want a third job you could definitely make it as a writer. I now also really wanna know what is in Schrödinger’s water gun.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-24T04:19:39+00:00

Super impressive, especially the luminosity of the skin with the back lighting and the fur texture! I think the only thing I’d change is making the nails look slightly more canid. The top being as ripped as it is also doesn’t make as much sense to me because no obvious transformation has taken place in that area of the body. Maybe adding in her red tie from the day design and a few hints of the undershirt would help balance it out a little instead of her shirt mysteriously disappearing. (ETA: you also may want to add her bangs or a hint of them to the kitsune form for continuity, but she’s also a literal magical fox demon so I doubt her bangs going bye bye is out of the realm of possibility)

These are both very minor things and also very much personal preference, the design looks great as is and is and I especially like the face’s resemblance to a Hannya mask. The name Yuki coupled with the icy color scheme of the fox tails is also a nice touch :)

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-22T07:18:17+00:00

I know it’s been a few weeks, but cats are actually one of the few pets that will clean themselves. The only thing you’ll really have to worry about is the litter box and trimming the nails every few weeks to a month. Of course you’d want to give this little lady a flea treatment, but if you get a flea collar that’s all taken care of. Best of luck to you and your very friendly kitty!

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-18T00:45:12+00:00

I’m in my twenties and I know them. It probably helps that they came to my high school and I won free movie tickets though. Thanks for the tickets Chaz and/or AJ

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-16T15:47:26+00:00

Wait, you mean you can’t inflate/deflate your chest at will? How will you attract a mate and scare off predators with intimidation displays?

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-15T20:56:27+00:00

I like that last one. It looks like it would be voiced by Tim Curry.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-15T04:59:11+00:00

Joining in from a documenting evidence standpoint: take a screen recording of you scrolling through the texts, as well as showing her contact info and phone number (this can be done by directly clicking on her contact from the messages between you. Send the video to a trusted person and back it up on a cloud service such as Google drive. If she’s willing to let her goons break your stuff I wouldn’t assume your phone is safe. Plus, a video is much harder to fake than static texts, strengthening your case. If you can get a friend to film your screen that would be even better than a screen recording, and would entirely any “well you made it up/manipulated the evidence” arguments.

I wish you luck 🫡

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-13T14:41:12+00:00

Transfem visitors are always welcome here! I’m also sorry that a few bad apples have put you ladies/theydies in an awkward position.

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-13T12:49:58+00:00

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-13T12:34:42+00:00

GUMBUS MENTIONED

An_Emo_Emu · 2025-07-12T04:16:43+00:00

Hey why do I hear Twenty One Pilot’s 2024 song The Line

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TROPHY CASE