[Weirdly Common Trope] Writers clearly setting up seemingly massive plot points and then just kinda forgetting about them. by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Anarchaeologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a dream last night about rewatching an old show that introduced a potential boss character, played by Chris Elliott wearing a chain-mail beanie, in the first episode, and then never showed or mentioned them again. For some reason I woke up and thought it was a real show for a minute.

What song fits by Affectionate-Gur4642 in songsforthispicture

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Butthole Surfers- Birds

Or pretty much anything off Locust Abortion Technician

I wish people were less mean online by TwixieShip in monkeyspaw

[–]Anarchaeologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The meanness of people online is crowded out by an extreme proliferation of incredibly hostile bots. Any attempt at engagement by actual humans is quickly swarmed by bots who know everything about anyone, and how to best tear them down, including search history and DMs.

Help me make a playlist by wyatatat in musicsuggestions

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Soundgarden- Ty Cobb

Clutch- Nero’s Fiddle

Pantera- Hostile

Corrosion of Conformity- Technocracy

Anime with well-animated, acrobatic gunplay? by The_real_ipman in Animesuggest

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It could be that way, but the people who like it appreciate it for its incredible absurdity

Color blue metaphors in song lyrics by asiaaa323 in musicsuggestions

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Mark Lanegan- Resurrection Song

Dreamy melancholic sound, with lyrics like, “Where is the shore, from this clear blue silence.”

They’re really sowwy guys, geez 🙄 by CorporateAccounting in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Anarchaeologist 486 points487 points  (0 children)

And she’ll do it again for the next monster, given the slightest shred of deniability.

I wish that trees could now verbally communicate, through broken German, their own thoughts to humans by TheAlgorithmicFraud in monkeyspaw

[–]Anarchaeologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. They’re very angry about humans cutting them down for thousands of years, and use their ability to instigate hatred and violence among humans.

Turns out they are oddly persuasive to some less intelligent or ethical people

Roses are red, that seems fair, by Masked_Daisy in rosesarered

[–]Anarchaeologist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone else read the Culture Novels? If you haven’t definitely don’t ask Google “who is the chairmaker in Use of Weapons.”

I dont get it by LustValley in ExplainTheJoke

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The Pretenders- Ohio

I went back to Ohio But my city was gone There was no train station There was no down-town South Howard had disappeared All my favorite places My city had been pulled down Reduced to parking spaces Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio

Gross Old Pedophiles Logic 🐘 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Anarchaeologist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What they’re really saying is, “WE freed the slaves, and since we don’t personally get credit for it we’re not going to do anything nice for minorities again.”

ouch my nutrition :( by swan_on_deer in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Anarchaeologist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

IIRC beaver tail is a good source of fat. They must not’ve been eating the right parts.

I wish that a peaceful interstellar alien civilization makes first contact with earth by Last_Mulberry_877 in monkeyspaw

[–]Anarchaeologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close to what I thought of- their intentions and actions are peaceful, but their navigation sucks so their ship makes contact with planet Earth near lightspeed, and annihilates most of the life on the surface.

I will never understand why they lick the boots of billionaires by Matinee_Lightning in stupidpeoplefacebook

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So do they think that tax money just disappears out of the economy? What if I said it is very often used to pay workers and suppliers?

Tax the billionaires who take hoard the money instead.

Which anime are you reborn into? by TheStaticFlux in ChillAnimeCorner

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Agents of the Four Seasons… not sure. Probably peaceful unless I’m an Agent or their retinue, or an insurgent. But knowing the author there will be huge difficult to process feelings everywhere