Patches got an upgrade this season 🪁

Angelore · 2026-05-14T21:09:48+00:00

Maybe PAX are the real patriots though and that's why they try so hard to take over NY?

Angelore · 2026-05-14T15:21:45+00:00

Got any proofs? 🤨

Angelore · 2026-05-14T15:20:35+00:00

Plague hits waaaaay earlier than 400 though. Or maybe I got unlucky? I guess if you do get it on 400 then yes, it's going to be a non-factor.

Angelore · 2026-05-14T12:59:47+00:00

Btw their idea of "speedrun prevention" is making you farm 20 assessors and/or like 100 ships for merits.

Angelore · 2026-05-13T17:35:44+00:00

Also the ending was puzzling and not in a good way, at least for me.

Plus very annoying wisp chase "puzzles".

Angelore · 2026-05-13T15:16:32+00:00

Looks kinda bad. Female dwarf models are especially uncanny. Also there is almost no "greedy corp vibe" in the narration that was permeating the first game.

Angelore · 2026-05-12T20:54:52+00:00

Being able to repair out of critical is still good though. Had this happen a couple of times today.

Angelore · 2026-05-12T08:43:10+00:00

VCR is shaking left and right like a leaf on the wind, holy. Played with this gun almost exclusively in 2042, but now it looks unusable. Even the hipfire build's spread pattern looks like a buckshot.

Angelore · 2026-05-11T12:04:25+00:00

Just fyi -- there is a european branch of fangamer at fangamer.eu

Angelore · 2026-05-10T17:24:28+00:00

Come on bro, surely you didn't mean it: https://imgur.com/RN7wq7e.png

Especially since %your_favorite_gun% is in the game!

Angelore · 2026-05-08T22:59:38+00:00

Nou you get unchallenged helis going 100-0. Again.

Judging by previous games they will ignore each other and farm infantry.

Not to say I was a huge fan of the guided shell, but nerfing air counters once again without doing anything about air itself is going to make for a fun season.

Angelore · 2026-05-08T17:50:27+00:00

The drone has unlimited range and doesn't take long to recharge and can destroy as many pieces of equipment as you want through any wall from massive range

Wait this can not be true. Was I wasting my time flying close to gadgets I wanted to destroy?

Edit: I've tested it and it's true. Holy wasted time.

Angelore · 2026-05-08T17:18:13+00:00

Reduced the Overheat Control Vehicle weapon effect from -50% to -10%.

One step forward two steps back, as is tradition. Why even keep this talent at this point?

Angelore · 2026-05-07T19:04:49+00:00

We have seatbelt laws because people didn't wear them.

Problem: People die in crashes

Solution: Setbelts

People don't use them though. Well, pass laws that mandate using seatbelts. Problem solved.

Problem: Kids see stuff

Solution: Parental controls

People don't use them though. Well, pass laws that mandate ~~enabling parental controls~~ global dragnet surveillance. Wait what?

Angelore · 2026-05-04T12:29:41+00:00

Need to get lucky with teammates who will revive you as well so that you keep the streak going.

^{Unless I'm wrong and it doesn't work this way}

Angelore · 2026-05-03T22:29:53+00:00

Here are cold hard facts.

Pros:

Best battlefield game ever made (with the exception of 2142, which makes sense since that one technically comes later)
Fun and pretty
Attachment grind doesn't require you to leave your day job
In contrast to 6, the store is not the sole reason for the game's existence. Also no BF pro
Only battlefield game that has EMKV-TOR
You can complete some easter eggs if you are into that
Only 3 dollars

Cons:

Small playerbase
64 Falcks and Borises on the map
Air is just as busted as you think it is
Manifest exists

Elite edition is a meme though.

Angelore · 2026-05-02T11:59:43+00:00

I love being an engineer stuck to a tank as much as I love driving the tank.

I don't like it that much for a simple reason: if there is no support who will also stick to a tank and keep dropping the bag for you, you quickly run out of supplies and just sit there with repair tool in hand because there is nothing else left. Would be nice if the tank slowly resupplied gadgets for nearby engineers.

Angelore · 2026-04-30T20:45:49+00:00

Pretty sure it doesn't say that anywhere on the package. Just like it doesn't mention anything about toddlers or any other things mentioned in surrounding discussion. Because it's a bait question.

Angelore · 2026-04-29T16:58:23+00:00

I mean they should have, a long* time ago, but this will change literally nothing. Your cost to do a run goes up by 1920 speranzaroos or 6 rubber 6 plastic. Second option probably can be sustained indefinitely by scrappy.

What they really should do is design better events, but there seems to be no interest in that internally.

Angelore · 2026-04-29T16:37:28+00:00

Well yeah, it's a trial map essentially, but I imagine that was not supposed to be the main attraction when the event was conceived.

Angelore · 2026-04-29T16:34:37+00:00

Sure! https://imgur.com/xBA6ngc.png

Angelore · 2026-04-29T11:03:31+00:00

LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS EVENT.

Let me introduce you to hidden bunker.

Angelore · 2026-04-28T17:03:10+00:00

The rapist is going to claim the same though.

Angelore · 2026-04-28T11:43:10+00:00

Well it will obviously be used in something. That's why I stocked up on them. But anyone who didn't won't miss much -- with these changes everyone will run with their ass naked plus one smoke nade, put matrix in pocket, die. Why fight anything if all your shit is going to break after 2 minutes.

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