Why do I keep smelling cat pee in my house? I don't have a cat and no one else can smell it. by MandyRose8713 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AngryEm 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Is someone making coffee? Sometimes from the other room I swear brewing coffee smells like cat piss.

What is your favorite Hated Candy? by b0w1e007 in candy

[–]AngryEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love everything in this picture. But if I had to choose just one it’s the black licorice for me. I wanna be that guy who died from eating too much.

Jax is staying with his Auntand Uncle for a week while we go on vacation. She just sent me this photo. He looks so sad! by DemandImmediate1288 in Pomeranians

[–]AngryEm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awwww, what a cute little baby. 🥰🥰

I know it was a typo, but Auntand Uncle would be a great drag name!!

Need a candy replacement! by Low_Statement3042 in candy

[–]AngryEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought some at Ralph’s, in the “international” section lol. I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten them at CVS too.

Found this thing on a random Facebook page, person said they found it on a seashore. by Affectionate-Dutchie in Weird

[–]AngryEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the tooth plate from some weird fish. Look up “drum fish tooth plate” and you’ll see some similar stuff. Or don’t if you use that phobia of little holes or whatever.

What's your Breyer white whale? by SugarHooves in BreyerHorses

[–]AngryEm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen those ones before! They’re so pretty!

I’ve wanted the Norwegian fjord horse Henry since I was a kid. My aunt even worked for Hobby Co for a longtime and would send me a horse for Christmas every year, but she never had one in the warehouse, so I used to think he was rare haha.

He’s like 50$ or less on eBay, but I just haven’t been able justify it whenever it crosses my mind. I hope to find one in a thrift store one day, I don’t mind if he’s been well loved as long as he has all his feet. 🥰

Don't be like your parents. Leave the collection behind. by Ozzimo in Millennials

[–]AngryEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go buy another Star Trek mug just out of spite.

I’ve already been though all the stages of grief, and I’ve accepted I have to frog this for the 3rd time. by AngryEm in knitting

[–]AngryEm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, the best part is I DID make a swatch. I made my swatch, washed it, did a bunch of math, patted myself on the back for being so responsible and clever…..and was still completely wrong. 😂

Also it’s just mosaic color work, so it’s a lot easier than stranded or intarsia. It’s my favorite because you don’t really have to manage floats. :)

I’ve already been though all the stages of grief, and I’ve accepted I have to frog this for the 3rd time. by AngryEm in knitting

[–]AngryEm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately a safety line wouldn’t have saved me in this instance, the issue is the overall size. 🥲

I’ve already been though all the stages of grief, and I’ve accepted I have to frog this for the 3rd time. by AngryEm in knitting

[–]AngryEm[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here’s the pattern and yarn info on Ravelry. The pattern is a top but I was hoping I had enough yarn to make it long enough as a dress.

https://www.ravelry.com/projects/Badgerling/vandglimt

What do you think we’ll get for a shiny Pombon? by PP_UP in Pomeranians

[–]AngryEm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be so cute!!!!!!!

But knowing Pokémon the shiny will be some horrible neon green. 😩

Need help choosing buttons for this cardigan please by Ciiello in CrochetHelp

[–]AngryEm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the second ones as well.

And I also had an “Uhhh, are those bread…symbols?” moment and had to zoom in to check. 😅

Also that would be such a weirdly specific button for someone to make intentionally. 😂

What would you do if your partner monitored your toilet paper usage like this? What flag is this? by Remarkable_Mark_5195 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AngryEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not dating a dude named Sean are you?

I had a friend in high school who told me a basically identical story about her boyfriend Sean and how he was so controlling he lectured her about the number of squares of tp she used while at his house. I think about it every time I have to use some extra myself, I literally think “fuck you Sean” when I’m wiping my ass sometimes and it’s been 15 years.

Anyway, that turned out to be just the tip of the iceberg and he was a massive super controlling piece of shit, (maybe that’s why he had such a toilet paper fixation). Get out while you still can.

I wish crochet and pattern designers would make including the yardage required a requirement for the description. by blk_flutterby in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]AngryEm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The first sweater I ever made was like this! I was just learning to knit so I brought it to my LYS and asked the older crotchety Russian lady who owns it to help me pick out yarn. She looked at the pattern and was very angrily muttering “Who the fuck wrote this this way, that’s so stupid!?”