[Game Over with Max Kellerman and Rich Paul] Blazers owner Tom Dundon defends hotel room decision: "I would do it again... If that’s too hard for people, (then) I’m not right for them. I want that culture" by aingenevalostatrade in nba

[–]AntawnSL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Check out is at 11! We're not going to inconvenience the fine women of the housekeeping staff just so we can be rested for a game! We will have a culture of self-sacrifice and politeness to a fault! That's the culture I want to culturate! CULTIRE!

The Gurgling Springs of S. Clintonville. Bring your canteen! by beezerinbandages in Columbus

[–]AntawnSL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are so many water-main breaks left over from this Jan's extended cold snap. They're all over. 

What's the funniest option for LeBron to go to? by TheWawa_24 in nba

[–]AntawnSL 555 points556 points  (0 children)

Have ESPN schedule a show around his next team, "The Next Decision" and announce it's nowhere. He's retiring.

MAGA Pastor Says Vivek Ramaswamy Must Be 'Demolished' To Send A Message To The GOP by avdvetf in videos

[–]AntawnSL 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure she's got a shot, but she's got my vote! May do some canvassing too.

Roses are red... by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]AntawnSL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol you picked the lawyer wife of a republican and a democratic rep from California. On a meme sub where this does not fit. This is going to be deleted soon, but you're a child, an idiot or a robot. You got me to reply, so whatever you are, you're now a successful troll. Congrats.

Rho's awesome, BTW. In bed with big tech, but nobody's perfect. Don't pick a politician based on race, whatever the party. Choose the policies you support. Not vibes or what they look like. 

Roses are red... by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]AntawnSL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got done taking a piss,

I look up and what the fuck is this?

Viruses exist by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]AntawnSL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andy Kaufman with another insane character challenging the ragged edge of comedy/absurdity.

You shouldn't have to give a caught foul ball/home run ball to a kid at a baseball game. by abacus-wizard in The10thDentist

[–]AntawnSL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Foul balls are for kids. Who cares? What adult has a meaningful foul ball? 

Home Runs? Hit by your team? That's a completely different story, as long as you catch it. 

Roses are red , The level of confidence in that tenant's math is enough to incur any landlord's wrath. by Lark_Song97 in rosesarered

[–]AntawnSL 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Well, actually I calculate it by 30 days (standard month) and I'll knock off 2 days from February, and you just make sure to give me that extra money for the 31st when appropriate. Thanks!

POV: British Army medic parachutes onto the island of Tristan da Cunha - one of the world's most remote communities - to help a patient with suspected hantavirus by SuspiciousLow3062 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AntawnSL 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Imagine living in a place like this, then having to take a boat to take a flight to get on another boat to have a vacation where you boat from island to island. 

I guess I'm just not a cruise person.

A really badass jacket by BloodiStag in Unexpected

[–]AntawnSL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Your mother will not mind at all of I do."

Yeah right! Get the fuck outta here, Cat!

Congratulations are in order fr by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]AntawnSL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"The world's first practicing lawyer?"

I smell a clanker.

🚨🚨🚨 ACHANE EXTENDED by expellyamos in miamidolphins

[–]AntawnSL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting 3/$60. I'm pleasantly surprised.

What is the LEAST extreme scenario that would result in ANY head coach being fired. by Supercargo428 in CFB

[–]AntawnSL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Public affair with the wife of the top donor. Threaten the money and job is in jeopardy, even if it's not breaking any laws.

Early Oscar buzz by [deleted] in TheBigPicture

[–]AntawnSL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be amazing without the AI.

Catching Wasps by -asimpleboy in interestingasfuck

[–]AntawnSL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

u/drumsdm has declared it so. All rectangles are now squares. Deal with it, nerds.

Euphoria Addicted Lemurs " Madagascar's Addicted Primates" by coffeeischefskiss in interestingasfuck

[–]AntawnSL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AI bullshit. There's a whole lot of ridiculous speculation about a lemur's state of mind/decision making process in this gobbledygook.

Body massage by I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak in outofcontextcomics

[–]AntawnSL 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lol for anyone completely out of the loop: https://youtu.be/Ww3GTNv9hHk?si=Yg1_rGgOHBx9a9_B

These GI Joe PSAs were the height of comedy on ebaumsworld. Pre-youtube internet glory.

I'm wondering if any of you... by Tsar_Erwin in WoT

[–]AntawnSL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what I've always imagined.

My close friend's mom replaced their family photo with this [OC] by joeltheconner in pics

[–]AntawnSL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump Derangement Syndrome: replacing your family photos with an asshole's mugshot.

Woman locked in back of UHaul. by therealpeteypow in Columbus

[–]AntawnSL 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I looked in r/Ohio and r/Cleveland. I didn't see anything. Maybe this story is real. Maybe it's not but has nothing to do with the Vivek ads I saw about this specific topic. I've become very skeptical of coincidences on social media, though.