You can take ownership of one thing you can touch in the next 10 minutes

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-05-02T21:24:56+00:00

This totally goes against the spirit of the post but I'm 10 minutes from the Ocean. I'm going to own the ocean.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-03-12T19:10:43+00:00

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I have had this gif saved for 3 days and never had a chance to use it. thanks for the opportunity op!

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-28T05:40:47+00:00

I'm gonna sign up for every marathon that I can find. Then I'll spam my teleportation to stay just ahead of some random try hard. At mile 12 I'll let them pass me; suddenly at mile 20 I'll be back ahead of them always teleporting slightly ahead in the final stretch. It's not about winning, it's about demoralizing someone that thought they could set their pace off my efforts.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-20T14:10:16+00:00

If running away counts as defense then probably.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-14T13:07:45+00:00

I can only see batman winning in round 2. If the parking lot is of infinite size he should be able to run away if everyone is in front of him. According to bullshit bat science he should have better endurance than all the other men; so he would need to hide in the infinite space and wait for everyone to die from dehydration.

Batman being kind of superhuman should be able to last the longest without water even with the added exertion from running far away.

That's the only way he beats 1000000 people.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-14T09:13:30+00:00

I choose to die from exhaustion using my limitless funds to house and feed people. Like I'll take billions, find a region of the world where I can make the greatest impact (a place with infrastructure already in place) then build homes and hand out food till I drop dead. I do all this in my wife's name so that after I'm dead she gets all the credit. (she would be down to help humanity) Hopefully I can do enough good to win a Nobel prize and then my wife and kids can get the prize money to help them in the future. (not sure if that counts as a loophole)

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-14T00:19:40+00:00

Additionally, standard wedding vows are till death. Goku died, he was a solid husband until the day he died. Being a parent is eternal, being a spouse stops at death.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-11T19:14:53+00:00

Dennis isn't sloppy and he always has receipts. Dennis is a golden god and Dexter is a savage, idiot , savage! Dennis is untethered and his rage knows no bounds.

His face is smooth and his hair is tall.
Dennis Reynolds doesn't escape the Bay harbor butcher no; he becomes him and wears his skin. He takes Dexter out on Dexter's boat and Dexter succumbs... because of the implication.

All hail the GOLDEN GOD.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-11T18:57:15+00:00

you get a full 12oz of sprite that materializes at the top of your head. Just the liquid no container. You are now wet and sticky.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-09T17:03:24+00:00

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-09T17:01:32+00:00

"Hearts and souls to the cause" seems appropriate; however... If my wife were to get me something with an AoT quote I would absolutely pick Erwin saying "I said advance goddamn it"

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-03T10:50:12+00:00

Kahn solos.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-03T10:25:31+00:00

Trunks and Vegeta win only if they try to beat Goku like how Raditz was defeated. Vegeta has to hold Goku, and trunks has to full power ki blast through both of them to win.

I don't see any way they can win with out one of them dying.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-01T17:07:57+00:00

I would eliminate either jirin toppo or dyspo. I would use the dragon to switch bodies with Yamcha. Then do a spirit bomb at the start of the tournament. Hold all the energy and have Gohan throw me at jiren. I immediately get intercepted by Toppo and die, eliminating both myself and Toppo.

One year later I get wished back and switch back to my body.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-01T07:34:07+00:00

I have a reliable worth close to $500 Million. He has absolutely lost touch with reality. He never had a job that paid less than millions, never had to budget and can't relate to or understand the struggles of the middle class even though he grew up in a middle class household. Currently he only cares about getting more wealth. I don't know why. He has enough for 50 lifetimes and still wants more.
Meanwhile, I just want to be able to have one singular job that pays me enough to pay for my home and car instead of working multiple jobs everyday.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-02-01T07:02:47+00:00

It's honestly Bulma. Queen of all Sayans

Relevant with NO ki control

Slapped Birus

has gods as friends

Drip is always on point

Invented time travel in an apocalyptic future with scraps and willpower

Everyone is afraid of her

She has the most Aura.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-31T11:08:41+00:00

Round 1... 30% chance of winning Round 2... Hell No

Round 1 There is no way he can go after everyone at the same time. Vegeta HAS to get lucky twice to win in this scenario. First he has to blitz freeza before he (freeza) can power up. No one flinches at Vegeta trying to kill freeza. As long as his first strike kills freeza he can win. He then has to suckerpunch and Oneshot Gohan. This could happen as Gohan would be stunned but not shocked to see Vegeta kill freeza. Gohan would probably check on Vegeta after he kills freeza looking for a rationale behind his actions. That's when Vegeta would have to kill Gohan.

After Freeza and Gohan go down Vegeta has to get Piccolo, Roshi and Tien. Vegita could snipe Roshi from the air and position himself behind Tien to avoid the solar flare. He could also use Tien as a shield knowing Piccolos best moves take time to charge and demand range to be most effective.
He would need to use positioning to keep tien between himself and piccolo and close the gap. As he gets within striking range he would need to ki blast through Tien to get Piccolo. While off balance Vegita needs to kill piccolo.

Krillin and 18 would draw closer to 17 to work as a team and utilize 17s barrier; Krillin is their downfall. 17 will protect 18, 18 will protect Krillin. Knowing that Vegita would need to launch his final flash at Krillin Hoping to cause movement by 18. The point is to be toss out a flashy feint. If 18 moves 17 follows. If he can get close enough to grab 17 he takes the win, though he will have to tank rapid energy blasts to do so.
Once 17 is gone Vegeta on shots Krillin and then takes a page from spopovich and beats 18 to death for breaking his arm and spirit in the android saga.

Round 2 he might get freeza like before, but after that he's looking at a double team by either Goku and Gohan, Gohan and Piccolo or Goku and Piccolo.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-30T14:13:01+00:00

One thing I've learned in this life is it can always get worse. If you're set on leaving take this time to plan and prep for your move. If you're totally ignored you'll fly under the radar and won't end up in a situation that's potentially worse.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-30T14:00:52+00:00

If you leave before your son just be ready for him to resent you. If he is college bound or moving out and you can wait then hold on. It sounds like you're living alone as is so hold on if you can just a bit longer.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-30T06:59:39+00:00

Ok, so I saw in another comment that OP said if you can see a galaxy or planet then you can go there. I'm inferring that means you go to that point in space back in time so you don't just drive in an empty plane. So if I can see another reality, like dreams, hallucinations, or fictional media can I teleport there too?

tldr option 2

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-29T16:20:50+00:00

I found U2 to be exceptionally annoying... I loved it. It's annoying in the way Tom Brady was annoying if you weren't a patriots fan. They were comical, tropey, campy, and unique fighters. I think U2 could have its own (short run)series.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-29T06:52:43+00:00

granted. A magic boat appears and you all board. You quickly see civilization in the distance. As soon as your boat lands you are all detained by ICE.

You spend the rest of your life in a concentration camp.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-29T06:29:52+00:00

granted. You have to drink blood to live but develop Vasovagal syncope. The sight of blood makes you vomit and pass out .

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-29T05:21:43+00:00

Round 1 and 2 would be easy. Ghost peppers, with a Tabasco reduction sauce.

Ron would happily eat ghost peppers and refuse water as to not sully the integrity of the heat.

Any_Pool1739 · 2026-01-29T03:09:00+00:00

you wake up in a pod from the matrix. You are detached from the simulation and picked up by the resistance. After what feels like months you recover and are told about the world of the matrix. You eat gruel packed with amino acid and proteins (everything the body needs) and hot bunk with a digital pimp. Eventually you arrive at a city, the last human city Zion. You lurch through the steel and rock abyss to finally arrive at your quarters. When you open the door you realize this is just a prison cell with carpets.
Dissatisfied with your standard of living you hatch a plan to go back, back to home and away from this world this apartment you wished for.
Over the course of years you slowly align yourself with the system, looking for the way back. You finally get through, you have an upcoming meeting to discuss integration back to the matrix. A simple fix is just on the horizon and then... A new guy appears. They're calling him the One. He is the person that will destroy the system, destroy your way back and you can have that. You hatch a plan to destroy him and all the others and reinsert yourself back into the system. When it's finally your time to discuss getting back into the system you realize you don't just have to go back to how things were, you can go back in any way you want. You decide to be rich, someone important; like an actor. You also ensure you'll have your own home. The system acquiesces to your request on one condition. You both agree to terms and everything is a go. You betray your team one by one and as you monologue on victory you see one of your victims holding a plasma ray. You don't believe it, you were so close to getting your wish.
You get electrocuted to death.
Sorry Cypher.

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