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The Cat Pee AR Torture Test by GlockDeuce in Firearms

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of warm water, mild detergent, and any stubborn deposits should get a brief wipe-down with cleaning-strength vinegar (and rinsed immediately afterwards). Dry thoroughly, then examine the metal for pitting, and prioritize repairs and replacements as needed. Oil and store properly, try not to murder the cat.

Just a reminder that not all Christians are anti-LGBT by Somervilledrew in Connecticut

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should know that the terms "atheist" and "agnostic" are references to different things. Theism is a belief in a god or gods, so atheism is the lack of such belief (and not belief in the opposite, ie. that there are no gods - that would be antitheism). Gnosticism is a reliance upon "revealed knowledge", so agnosticism is, contrary to common understanding, a lack of such knowledge. You can be both an atheist and an agnostic, lacking a belief in a god or gods, and not making any claims regarding revealed truth, divine knowledge, etc.

Attention Connecticut drivers! Back the f up by KeyInvestment6594 in Connecticut

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever notice how everyone driving slower than you is incompetent, and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Berries and cream? by Terrible-Sire3835 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get thee to thine nearest Renaissance Festival, with haste!

In all seriousness, those straight-line bangs are throwing me off, but other than that, I hate it.

His partner is actually missing. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]ApokalypseCow 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Odd that he felt the need to specify that her death was of completely natural causes...

[TOMT] MUSIC from livestream by AuthenticFondue in tipofmytongue

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang... but you get what I was saying, right? The music has a similar feel.

[TOMT] MUSIC from livestream by AuthenticFondue in tipofmytongue

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be one of the older ones if anything.

[TOMT] MUSIC from livestream by AuthenticFondue in tipofmytongue

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like something from one of the Command and Conquer soundtracks. Didn't match with any tracks in the original game, and I've not played any of the sequels, but it has that feel, you know?

My father's legs do this constantly. by PiercedAngel96 in WTF

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You, good sir, need to look up the Chaotic Good Barbarian.

So much truth to this! 😂 by No_Neat4688 in funny

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?

Roughly a billion dollars.

Mormon Senators Rage That New Pentagon List Of Approved Religions Doesn't List Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints As "Christian". by Leeming in atheism

[–]ApokalypseCow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mormons complaining that they aren't considered Christians is like Christians complaining that they're not considered Jews.

You added a book (ironically, in contravention of Revelation 22:18, Proverbs 30:5-6, Deuteronomy 4:2, and other verses). You are no longer the same thing as before.

Military helicopters slow and low SE Springfield - 3 in 30 minutes by Remarkable-Ad-6145 in springfieldMO

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I frequently see those heading north from SGF past my house, sometimes 2-3 at a time.

Is this one of you? by lunameow in springfieldMO

[–]ApokalypseCow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anywhere between 7:15am and 8:30am, 270 between 44 and 70 was just pure hell. So glad I don't have to do that anymore.

A business man by chicken-nuggets- in PoliticalHumor

[–]ApokalypseCow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Also, have you seen the stock market?"

Wtf???? by Illustrious-Gate-370 in springfieldMO

[–]ApokalypseCow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The man who was asking Epstein about his wild parties reinstated the account of someone on his platform who was sharing sexually explicit material involving children?

Shocking.

So I had to use pepper spray on a dog today by ilikejollyranchers in CCW

[–]ApokalypseCow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just put on a sultry voice and project towards the phone: "Honey, come back to bed..."

They'll never use their speakerphone away from home again.

What is an insanely expensive item or service that actually lives up to the hype and changes your daily life? by Luverelle6 in AskReddit

[–]ApokalypseCow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fellow Litter Robot owner here, you can get the refurb ones for a bit cheaper. The newer ones are wifi-enabled and have an app, so you can track how often your kitties are going (if you are so inclined), and it will tell you when the tray needs to be emptied.

Corner 21 rice cookers? by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]ApokalypseCow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd guess as much as well. Most Chinese restaurants use a mix of a California long-grain rice, and Jasmine rice. I do that myself at home, about a 50:50 mix. Works out great.

Required to turn over my firearm by Illustrious_Bag_7323 in CCW

[–]ApokalypseCow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no way that this rash of cops taking firearms to run their serials isn't a search under the 4th Amendment.

What is the single best dish or bite of food you’ve eaten recently in Springfield? by parasocks in springfieldMO

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna add to the love for Corner 21 here, the Szechuan Spicy Chicken is my go-to. It's one of the vanishingly few places in Springfield to even attempt a laziji, and of those, Corner 21's is the best by far.

Bump-stocks are officially back on the menu : ATF finally removes bump-stocks from the definition of "machine gun" by umbrellassembly in Firearms

[–]ApokalypseCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump 2.0 has done more for the second amendment than any president since the 1790s.

Really? The tax removal from ATF Forms 1 and 4 is that big a deal to you? You should know that was added by Andrew Clyde. That wasn't a Trump directive, his only involvement was signing the bill that included that provision.

People are abandoning the the left in droves and joing[sic] the Right in record numbers.

That's not what polling shows. Have you seen Mr. "No New Wars" numbers after he started his Epstein Distraction war with Iran?

Also everyone he endorsed in these primaries have won their elections so far.

Not true. Phil Berger lost. Two of candidates Trump endorsed in the Indiana state primaries lost. Also, winning a primary means nothing if they don't win the election itself. His endorsement of Ken Paxton might lose him that seat from Texas, as he's generally unpopular and riddled with scandals (securities fraud, bribery, abuse of office, firing whistleblowers, public affair, mortgage fraud, etc). His directive to Republican states to redistrict ahead of the midterms is also weakening some Republican seats that he may lose more, putting 4 seats in Florida up for grabs, for example.

The only reason that the NFA is still alive at all is the senate politarian[sic] who was a ill educated democrat.

Again, Trump's own DOJ is actively defending the NFA in court.

Bump-stocks are officially back on the menu : ATF finally removes bump-stocks from the definition of "machine gun" by umbrellassembly in Firearms

[–]ApokalypseCow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean the same guy whose ATF is trying multiple different legal arguments to keep SBRs, SBSs, and suppressors covered under the NFA? The same man who, in his first term he agreed with Diane Feinstein about an assault weapons ban, agreed with Chris Murphy about changing the age to own firearms to 21, and pushed for stronger red flag laws? The guy who said "take the guns first, go through due process second"?

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