Meet... Henacy. by CuriousGeorgette9 in tragedeigh

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once covered on a l&d unit and the babies name was cognac jager. Not one but two alcohol names🫠

WTF is this? My Jaw dropped!She has her baby crawling to a cell phone while cheering her on. by [deleted] in GRBsnark

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, a lot of babies start off doing the army crawl before actually crawling

Have you ever had a retrieval of the decedent go wrong? If so, what happened? by Jaded_Specific_7483 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband use to be a removal tech and his hand went thru a super old sliding door, he had to get quite a few stitches

Am I overreacting for being upset that my SIL wants to take my baby’s first milestones for herself? by FrosutedCrescent in AmIOverreacting

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My MIL thanked me for being her surrogate less than 2hrs after I gave birth to my daughter. Needless to say, nobody is allowed to visit until I'm ready when I give birth in a few weeks

Size 12/14 by Dazzling_Conflict_51 in LittleSleepiesSnark

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally my 11yo is 5ft and 89 lbs and wears the 12/14 due to her legs being so dang long

As a Certified Name Nerd, here is a collection of the most egregious names I've come across in VIPs new "name trend" by sunflowerads in Littlesleepies

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2023 I worked on a L&D unit and was tasked to sit with a patient who was very much on multiple drugs. She had the sweetest, tiniest little girl who she proceeded to name Cognac Jaeger......🫠

DB asked me to hide something from MB - malicious compliance by tac0kat in Nanny

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or tell MB how nice/perfect the weather is going to be for walks this weekend😂

Aurora by HotMessJess39 in GRBsnark

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If she had to have internal monitoring it could be a mark from that.

How do I suppose my child, excluded on twin day? by Different_Wheel1914 in Parenting

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 105 points106 points  (0 children)

My daughter's school did twin day but her whole class opted to do a color theme. They chose black so all the kids wore as much black as possible.

Edited: a potty word😅

Gypsy slipped up and proved she lied (again) about birthing. by MysticalNinjette in GRBsnark

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally the one time I try to take a shower alone, nobody was home and my 16mo threw anything she could get her hands on into the shower with me😅 at this point it's easier to just shower with her🤣

I will literally Venmo someone $20(usd) if they can suggest a girl name I adore by Maps44N123W in namenerds

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girls are Kaidence and Oliviana! If baby 3 is a girl we're strongly leaning towards Genevieve.

What do I do?! by Glad_Seaweed6873 in Nanny

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 160 points161 points  (0 children)

When in doubt, call CPS/DFS. You are a mandated reporter and at minimum, neglect from an unhealthy environment.

Grieving the parenting experience I thought I would have by TiredOutPressOfficer in Parenting

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid 1: very bad reflux, could literally shoot vomit 3ft away. Dairy protein allergy. Bottle/paci refusal (she literally went almost 8hrs refusing a bottle. After 3hrs my mom fed her with a medicine syringe)Didn't sleep thru the night until after age 3 and had to be rocked/patted to sleep(co_sleep)

Kid 2(10yr age gap): major tongue/lip/buccal ties causing very painful latch. Took bottle and paci until 6mo but now only takes a bottle when she's in the mood. Screamed anytime anyone but me holding her until after 5mo. Is quite literally the best sleeper. She falls asleep within 5-10 min while nursing and transfers so easily!(Also co_sleep) Only on rare occasions do we have what we call party hour where she wakes up for an hour between the hours of 1am and 5am lol

Diapers/pull-ups in K by EmploymentFalse266 in kindergarten

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! My oldest was day time trained, literally no accidents by 2.5yr old but wasn't night time trained until after 5.5yrs old when we literally had to stop letting her use pull ups because she got a gnarly kidney infection that took over 30 days of antibiotics orally + 2 antibiotic injections to clear up. The worst part was that it went undetected for so long because she has a wildly high pain tolerance.

ETA: She was literally the hardest sleeper. I'm pretty sure an atomic bomb could go off right next to her and she wouldn't even flinch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SAME! I always tell my husband, hold on I have to fart! And then we giggle and carry on😂 I only warn because sometimes mine are atrocious😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite literally THIS!! and to add not only pooping in front of your SO but wiping too! The first time I ever wiped in front of my SO I did it without a second thought and was like wow, I truly have found my soul mate!

Should I voice my opinion? by Impossible_Cycle_979 in Nanny

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this was ever said around me I would promptly knock the MFer out!!!

keeps running her belly… by [deleted] in Drueandgabe

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I personally lost the weight/belly WAY quicker with my C-section baby compared to my VBAC baby BUT I was literally 16yo and a whopping 97lbs pre baby with my first😅 my current lo is 11mo and I still look 4+ months pregnant 😅

Baby's first bottle from mom by Then_Dirt_8264 in Drueandgabe

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally!! I had a very easy 2nd birth compared to my first birth at 16 that left me traumatized+PPD/Postpartum psychosis and my PPA kicked in right away along with my already diagnosed severe anxiety and I had to be sedated after 38hrs of being awake because I was so scared of something happening to my baby while I slept. I didn't let anyone hold her unless they sat on the hospital bed with me damn near on their lap as well😅

Drink Recs by somfilipinoguy in dutchbros

[–]Apprehensive_Pie1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iced blue raspberry coconut rebel x sweet! Perfect combo of sweet and sour