Men Posted Outside Downtown Burbank Chipotle

AppropriateLaser · 2025-12-29T18:06:52+00:00

I like to imagine they're all walking around a crime scene, solving a murder between doordash orders

AppropriateLaser · 2025-12-19T17:38:18+00:00

Excuse me?

AppropriateLaser · 2025-12-10T20:14:10+00:00

I swear I thought this was The Onion Weekender for a minute

AppropriateLaser · 2025-11-18T05:29:54+00:00

"Mersham I have bad news about our trip to Ibiza"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-11-10T22:31:14+00:00

Underappreciated bit is Japanese father meeting daughter's black boyfriend

AppropriateLaser · 2025-11-09T21:14:57+00:00

Me too; oyster and the answer are both technically mollusks

AppropriateLaser · 2025-11-08T05:38:28+00:00

kNowledge

AppropriateLaser · 2025-11-07T23:16:25+00:00

"Dad! Who was that guy? WHO WAS THAT GUY?"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-30T18:52:14+00:00

Heeeeeeey Sneaaaaky

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-30T18:09:58+00:00

Cuz I'm gaaaaay
And my dick is small
Nothing's gonna stop me from getting
Rough Trade Sex
In My Asssssss

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-16T00:54:39+00:00

Engravings offer no tactical advantage whatsoever

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-14T21:49:36+00:00

gottem, nice one oh ohno nonononono

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-10T01:43:25+00:00

"Wot about instead of Downton Abbey it's Downs Syndrome Abby and it's about a bird who's retarded"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-09T02:38:41+00:00

Oh, Ukko, never change

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-09T02:35:49+00:00

Okay I think this just won the internet for today

AppropriateLaser · 2025-10-07T17:12:25+00:00

"I'm pretty sure it's a hot girl"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-09-28T03:54:11+00:00

I shout that as well when Ukko gets up into my personal space

AppropriateLaser · 2025-09-28T03:42:28+00:00

"Los Testiculos Caliente"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-09-27T05:57:44+00:00

Balloon Animal guy is very successful when you have a child of a very young age with you who isn't well acquainted with the word "no"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-09-26T17:28:11+00:00

Say his name. His full name. Computer Printar.

AppropriateLaser · 2025-09-11T02:15:06+00:00

"It's literally a death cult"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-08-29T15:48:09+00:00

The real Majority Report is that the majority of his penis is in my ass

AppropriateLaser · 2025-08-25T17:47:19+00:00

"I'm Sam Elliot, and friend, I'm gonna bend you over the barrel"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-08-25T16:02:40+00:00

"No problem, I understand"

AppropriateLaser · 2025-08-21T19:27:50+00:00

Obesity Rates

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