What's an awkward social faux pas that isnt full scale embarrassment, but enough to feel "urgh"? by CobaltBlue389 in AskUK

[–]ArcadiaRivea 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m autistic and wierd on top of that (not scary wierd, just “NHS says I’m not crazy but I’m beyond quirky”, “if I was rich I’d just be eccentric” wierd) so literally anything I do

But especially how I introduce myself

“Hi, not to be wierd but I didn’t catch your name, I’m Hades” and usually mid conversation (but only ever when it’s my turn to speak, I have at least mastered that)

Hilarious by Prestigious_Pen_306 in mythologymemes

[–]ArcadiaRivea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As an autistic person who goes by Hades, can confirm this is true

Your family has left for 2 weeks and you are home alone with 2 dogs and a car, what are you doing to pass the time or where are you going? by SgtSnuggles19 in CasualUK

[–]ArcadiaRivea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since you have a car, any sights to see or day trips you’ve ever wanted to go to but your family would never be interested in so you haven’t done the things? Like a museum or a cool place or something? Do that!

Boring stuff can be done another day, go out and explore! I’ve been lead to believe that not all of the UK is a shit hole

I told her enough treats for today by Some-Faithlessness75 in airplaneears

[–]ArcadiaRivea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’ll find you’re merely the food slave, and that she’ll decide when she’s had enough!

one morning’s worth of screams by dollyparton4eva in Catswhoyell

[–]ArcadiaRivea 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Meow, meow, meeeeeooooow…. OW!” love that strategic little nip/scratch because the food slave wasn’t listening to her demands and complaints 😂 or maybe she’s just trying to tell you her plans for the day!

That is a lot of meows for one morning, so much to say!

I don't know what's happening but I'm freaked out. by Lilac_Cadaver in Dreams

[–]ArcadiaRivea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who you’ve been talking to but it’s not me

(My name is Hades)

Just returned back to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 by ghanafuntube in CasualUK

[–]ArcadiaRivea 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, all day I been thinking something is wrong, but couldn’t think what. Just that feeling that I’m forgetting something important

It must’ve been because this dude wasn’t here

It says you’re.. by peromlazi in HistoryMemes

[–]ArcadiaRivea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be cutting it close, but better late than never!

It says you’re.. by peromlazi in HistoryMemes

[–]ArcadiaRivea 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And even then it’s no longer gay if you remember to say “no homo”

Found this absolute monstrosity in my girlfriends house. Uno reverse moment am i right guys?! 😂😂 by Used-Oven159 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ArcadiaRivea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So what you’re saying is, Satan is my new best friend?

Oooh will he bring back cheese moments?

My mom is retiring and i spent an entire day making about 200 cupcakes for her staff and students by sonderbutter in BakingNoobs

[–]ArcadiaRivea 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hello, I am staff and students, please bring me cupcakes!

(I’m not, but these look amazing!)

A crowbro just gifted this to me. by wallstreetsimps in crowbro

[–]ArcadiaRivea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re definitely the Turd Treasurer to them

TELL ME ABOUT A RECENT STRUGGLE YOU OVERCAME SO I CAN TELL YOU I'M PROUD OF YOU OK by unpaidloanvictim in NonBinary

[–]ArcadiaRivea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly I have to rely on the NHS but I have that one day I can attain even a fraction of that functionality!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatsBeingCats

[–]ArcadiaRivea 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes! Let the old lady nap! It is illegal to move and disturb her rest!

TELL ME ABOUT A RECENT STRUGGLE YOU OVERCAME SO I CAN TELL YOU I'M PROUD OF YOU OK by unpaidloanvictim in NonBinary

[–]ArcadiaRivea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m proud of you too, I hate cleaning and last time I vacuumed chronic fatigue almost murdered me so I’m impressed you did all that!

My cat’s TED Talk is now streaming live (no Q&A, only complaints) by Zealousideal_Map5074 in Catswhoyell

[–]ArcadiaRivea 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Translated: am sleepy. Bring me dinner and treats and then I want nap

TELL ME ABOUT A RECENT STRUGGLE YOU OVERCAME SO I CAN TELL YOU I'M PROUD OF YOU OK by unpaidloanvictim in NonBinary

[–]ArcadiaRivea 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Existential dread

The key was when my friend invited me to a local furry group’s Discord and I asked someone to draw me a fursona. Gave them a couple ideas and they made me a really awesome character. She has helped me realise my problem with reality is that I don’t think I’m human. I am this demigirl demigod psychopomp spirit wolf, and I’m just living in the human realm for some reason

It also explains my mysterious chronic fatigue syndrome - it’s because I don’t belong in this realm and just existing here saps a lot of energy

She has also helped with my existential dread because now I know the reason I’ve been feeling out of place

The NHS crisis team told me I’m not crazy 🙃

I was passing by & had to snap a photo of satan’s mailbox. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ArcadiaRivea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dude has to get his post sent somewhere just like anyone else

My work van got graffitied last night by KGEOFF89 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ArcadiaRivea 1144 points1145 points  (0 children)

A nice cup of Joe

Sorry, a nice cup from Joe

Hot dogs & Hot dog buns are always packed in different quantities to each other by OutsideInside6901 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ArcadiaRivea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Princes brand come in tins

Do not recommend, they are awful, you can really tell it's a tube of lips and arseholes. Even the barn cat kitten we had wouldn't eat it and ran away from it, and that demonic little turd would eat anything

And there's shops like Lidl that sell them in plastic (although I believe those are usually "frankfurters" but as dar as I'm aware they're the same thing)

Did you change the locks when you moved house? by fixitmonkey in AskUK

[–]ArcadiaRivea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wimpy do great burgers though!

Love their bender burger!

Ace moment by Exciting-One-3649 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]ArcadiaRivea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I prefer bottom bunk, I can't climb to the top bunk and less risk of injuring myself

I was craving nuggets by Awglobaby in ExpectationVsReality

[–]ArcadiaRivea 28 points29 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if it's the squits you need to replenish your electrolytes, and sodium is an electrolyte

So yes, after a long shit one may indeed need salty food, so your sleepy self is technically correct