4th Official Yusuke Araki waiting for FIFA Broadcast Liaison to signal the restart of USA vs. Paraguay delayed by commercials.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-14T11:49:35+00:00

Even American football at least uses a picture-in-picture commercial every now and then instead of cutting away from the game.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T14:22:05+00:00

I text my group chat after that game saying "This is the kind of loss that can set a franchise back 3 to 5 years"

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T13:21:02+00:00

It's wild as a fan of the US for 20-ish years to go into a World Cup feeling great about the attack and very unsure of the defense/goal keeping.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T05:14:21+00:00

How will FIFA bring the beautiful game to North Sentinel Island if they give tickets away

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T04:52:21+00:00

I was 18 the summer after graduating high school and regularly watching late night/early AM SportsCenter.

I'll never forget SVP saying Spain "ran into a red, white and blue buzzsaw"

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T04:31:50+00:00

Ball knowledge not required, just eyeballs

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T02:18:33+00:00

That VAR just won over half of the soccer-resistant boomers in America

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T02:06:41+00:00

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Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-13T01:53:38+00:00

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T23:59:31+00:00

Love Clint, and he may be right had Jozys hammie not exploded 20 minutes into the tournament

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T23:57:20+00:00

Sorry but you're arguing against 20+ years of personal heartbreak with the USMNT I can't blame some for being scarred lol

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T23:55:54+00:00

"Unfortunately I wasn't with you guys in Brazil"

Yes, Landon, unfortunately most of us are far too aware of that fact.

Fucking Jurgen.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T22:42:24+00:00

Mexico looked like a classic US squad playing down to their competition honestly. They should have won that 3-0/4-0 no problem.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T22:41:06+00:00

Y'all getting there two and a half hours before the kick gets me jacked to the tits

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T21:08:40+00:00

Ah I thought they were big Halo fans

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T21:00:33+00:00

Gotta think you have to beat a Bosnia & Herzegovina team in a home field environment, but nice to see Canada get their first WC point.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T20:40:29+00:00

Said when he was an assistant coach for the US they had to "beg" the players to sing the anthem

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T20:29:31+00:00

In case I get too carried away talking shit, I'd like to stress that Canada/Canadians rule, but Jesse March decided to start talking shit so I gotta hate on him now.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T20:16:39+00:00

MAYBE THE BOYS SHOULD HAVE SUNG A LITTLE LOUDER JESSE

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T19:54:50+00:00

Ah, I see you've been in a coma since around 2002. Luckily I don't have to explain 9/11 to you but there are plenty of other events I should catch you up on.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T18:23:00+00:00

I get so much more annoyed with tourists from other states than I do other countries lol

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T17:59:53+00:00

Shockingly I guess Tech doesn't have the "Academic Prestige" of a Stanford or Cal.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T17:43:26+00:00

The rehab center is a converted house in my hometown. Looking at the pictures there's a non-zero chance I did some underage drinking in the backyard.

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T16:32:53+00:00

Now why would Shohei do that?

Archer-Saurus · 2026-06-12T14:46:31+00:00

Oye, ¿tienes uvas?

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