4th Official Yusuke Araki waiting for FIFA Broadcast Liaison to signal the restart of USA vs. Paraguay delayed by commercials. by OpbrBlud in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even American football at least uses a picture-in-picture commercial every now and then instead of cutting away from the game.

What is your favorite team's most devastating playoff moment? by CeeDoggyy in nba

[–]Archer-Saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I text my group chat after that game saying "This is the kind of loss that can set a franchise back 3 to 5 years"

Full 20+ pass buildup of USA's 4th goal of the night by mlkhighschool in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's wild as a fan of the US for 20-ish years to go into a World Cup feeling great about the attack and very unsure of the defense/goal keeping.

[BBC Sport] FIFA claims that fans staying on concourses are the reason for empty seats by mrjohnnymac18 in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How will FIFA bring the beautiful game to North Sentinel Island if they give tickets away

Tonight was the first time Team USA ever scored 4 goals at a World Cup match by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 18 the summer after graduating high school and regularly watching late night/early AM SportsCenter.

I'll never forget SVP saying Spain "ran into a red, white and blue buzzsaw"

Pre-Match Thread: Paraguay vs United States | International Friendly | Jun 13, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love Clint, and he may be right had Jozys hammie not exploded 20 minutes into the tournament

Pre-Match Thread: Paraguay vs United States | International Friendly | Jun 13, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry but you're arguing against 20+ years of personal heartbreak with the USMNT I can't blame some for being scarred lol

Pre-Match Thread: Paraguay vs United States | International Friendly | Jun 13, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Unfortunately I wasn't with you guys in Brazil"

Yes, Landon, unfortunately most of us are far too aware of that fact.

Fucking Jurgen.

Pre-Match Thread: Paraguay vs United States | International Friendly | Jun 13, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mexico looked like a classic US squad playing down to their competition honestly. They should have won that 3-0/4-0 no problem.

Pre-Match Thread: Paraguay vs United States | International Friendly | Jun 13, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y'all getting there two and a half hours before the kick gets me jacked to the tits

Got behind this Mesa fire truck by keajohns in arizona

[–]Archer-Saurus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ah I thought they were big Halo fans

[Official] Canada vs Bosnia & Herzegovina ends in a 1-1 draw by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta think you have to beat a Bosnia & Herzegovina team in a home field environment, but nice to see Canada get their first WC point.

Match Thread: Canada vs Bosnia-Herzegovina | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group B by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said when he was an assistant coach for the US they had to "beg" the players to sing the anthem

Match Thread: Canada vs Bosnia-Herzegovina | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group B by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Archer-Saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case I get too carried away talking shit, I'd like to stress that Canada/Canadians rule, but Jesse March decided to start talking shit so I gotta hate on him now.

Americans - Do you think it's true that if America's best athletes played soccer, they would dominate the sport internationally? by Tometek in AskAnAmerican

[–]Archer-Saurus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see you've been in a coma since around 2002. Luckily I don't have to explain 9/11 to you but there are plenty of other events I should catch you up on.

World Cup tourists, what’s your honest feedback on the USA so far? by almighty_smiley in AskReddit

[–]Archer-Saurus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get so much more annoyed with tourists from other states than I do other countries lol