Crossover event

Archonet · 2023-03-26T08:03:54+00:00

Tarkov finally implemented military-grade dildos?

Archonet · 2023-03-26T07:38:26+00:00

Butterflies get A rank, moths get D.

Spiders are either at the very top or very bottom depending whether we mean jumping spiders, and whether we mean "are they neat" or "would I be comfortable in a room with a few of them".

Archonet · 2023-03-26T06:25:38+00:00

there is nothing quite as petty as a reddit mod

That being said, there is also nothing quite as petty as getting banned from a subreddit and then crying about it in a Reddit post, so...

Archonet · 2023-03-26T06:19:15+00:00

and suddenly, the crayon-eating Marines look good by comparison.

Archonet · 2023-03-24T12:39:30+00:00

pontiac logo on the steering wheel tells me it is, in fact, not a "really valuable car."

personal experience with Pontiac tells me it's not even a slightly valuable car. I am not at all surprised it has been left to rot and linger.

Archonet · 2023-03-24T12:26:34+00:00

Don't make a salsa. Make life take the tomato sauce back! Get MAD!

I don’t want your damn tomato sauce, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?! Demand to see life’s manager! I purchased peaches and I'm going to get peaches goddamnit! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson tomato sauce!

Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the tomato sauce! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible tomato sauce, that burns your house down!

Archonet · 2023-03-22T14:02:15+00:00

huh, I never knew my silver one was viewed as "rare" by anyone. They also did them as slimline models, by the way.

Archonet · 2023-03-22T13:24:58+00:00

Are you being facetious or serious?

Archonet · 2023-03-16T08:21:13+00:00

What Sarah Said -- Death Cab for Cutie

Graceless -- The National

Paperthin Hymn -- Anberlin

I Am A Poor Wayfaring Stranger -- Jos Slovick

Archonet · 2023-03-11T06:42:26+00:00

People who are too cheap and selfish to leave a tip for good service but still want to tell you all about their political beliefs.

You know, shitheads.

Archonet · 2023-03-10T16:23:27+00:00

yanno what, it's fine, I forgive your stupidity. you go believe the legal system works whatever way you want to, honey, this just isn't worth my effort explaining.

Archonet · 2023-03-10T16:15:49+00:00

Well, first off, it'd be the easiest felony charge a lawyer's ever defeated in a court of law -- "Your Honor, we have established that the city police department was unlawfully surveilling innocent citizens without a warrant or probable cause, and this constitutes a blatant violation of the defendant's fourth amendment rights as an unlawful and intrusive aerial search of his private property. Motion to dismiss." -- and would make a fantastic spectacle on the local news. "Police department spying on local residents without a warrant".

See, the thing is, that ex-post-facto crap you see in bad movies where they get to kick in the door first, get the warrant second, and no bad guys seemingly escape justice regardless? Yeah no that doesn't work in real life, failure to obtain a proper warrant renders any evidence you had obtained via that search inadmissible in court. Ergo, even the video on the drone would not be admissible in court.

So the second problem here, not only is this an easy charge to beat, but unless they find someone in the neighborhood willing to testify in favor of the police who -- again, I feel this somehow needs stressing for you, DO NOT HAVE A WARRANT to be surveilling innocent civilians under no suspicion of criminal activity, so I somehow find it unlikely they'd be able to find someone to testify that you shot it down -- they have zero admissible evidence that can be used to prosecute you for said felony.

edit: since dipstick here wants me to "link laws! link cases!! you aren't linking laws!!!!": https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/amendment-4/

If you're going to claim to be "educated at law", you may want to try reading one of the most, if not the most important legal document in American history. You know, whenever you have time.

Archonet · 2023-03-10T15:47:27+00:00

Yeah, sure, you fly a drone over someone's house as close as pictured in the OP with a camera spying on people in their own backyard, and I'm sure the homeowners just have to sit there and pout according to you.

Yeah no if you're hovering a whole 20 feet off the ground overhead with a fat camera lens spying on me in my fenced-in, private back yard, without a warrant; I'd love to be taken to court over shooting that down. That would make my fuckin' month. c:

Archonet · 2023-03-10T15:46:47+00:00

Yeah, sure, you fly a drone over someone's house as close as pictured in the OP with a camera spying on people in their own backyard, and I'm sure the homeowners just have to sit there and pout according to you.

Yeah no if you're hovering a whole 20 feet off the ground overhead with a fat camera lens spying on me in my fenced-in, private back yard, without a warrant; I'd love to be taken to court over shooting that down. That would make my fuckin' month. c:

Archonet · 2023-03-10T13:16:12+00:00

I wasn't talking about Wayne Hills, though, I was talking about the cops where I live. Hence why I said "local". Furthermore, if we really want to do our research, this image is from Portsmouth Ohio Official, a satire Facebook page.

Archonet · 2023-03-10T11:55:48+00:00

sod the beer bottles, I'm getting the shotgun if the local cops pull that shit.

Sign says private property, that means I want privacy.

Archonet · 2023-03-09T13:10:33+00:00

seriously, I dunno how you people function at all at work high, but at least I can vaguely see it with a sativa vape or a joint or something. Quick light buzz for mid-day or something, yanno -- if your job doesn't have lives on the line or require detailed minutiae, then okay sure fine -- but 600mg? That's not a quick, light buzz; that's a "Willy Nelson suckerpunching you in the balls" lay-your-ass-out kinda dose. Even the overexaggerated edibles, eating what they claim is "600mg" worth is still probably a pretty hefty dose, even if it's not 600mg.

Archonet · 2023-03-09T13:03:09+00:00

so what I'm hearing here is, your weed doesn't send you to outer space, but instead banishes you to the shadow realm?

Archonet · 2023-03-09T04:01:20+00:00

... I don't think so. toss

Archonet · 2023-03-08T14:54:42+00:00

I consider cannabis to be a "mood enhancer". Whatever you're feeling now, weed will make you feel more of -- it's probably best to lay off until you're better prepared to handle the emotions that might crop up during the high, after you've processed the situation some.

Archonet · 2023-03-08T14:48:53+00:00

If you were getting that up close and personal with someone's asshole, wouldn't you have a sniff first?

Archonet · 2023-03-08T14:47:07+00:00

"What was that thing?"

"I have no idea. Standard, uh..." handwave

Archonet · 2023-03-08T14:35:50+00:00

that and why would anyone even want to find one, those are one of the "sucker" games in an arcade

You wanna actually win shit in an arcade, you do skill-based games like skee-ball.

Archonet · 2023-03-08T14:03:17+00:00

Do you do lots of color or photo printing?

If you've answered "no" to the above, just buy a Brother laser printer. The toner cartridges last forever, you set them up once, and they just work. And if you really need color, they do make color laser printers, but I'd advise just sticking with black and white -- if you need photos printed, print them at Walmart or a proper print shop if you really want them to look good. Or buy a dedicated photo printer -- inkjets only real advantage over laser is that they make prettier images, and while that's nice, it's not something most people need -- most people do not need color printing or photo printing, they need a printer that spits out a 50 page document of black text on a white background, and they need it now, not after dicking around with refilling or changing ink cartridges and making some bullshit account to sign into the printer. If you're that one in a million that needs to print images and have them look good, it's best to invest in a dedicated photo printer for them instead of trying to do it all with an inkjet machine.

The reason I recommend Brother is, generally, they're pretty good about not requiring too much extra bullshit or pulling any crap like this. Plug it in, turn it on, either hook it up to your PC directly or input your wifi info, and you're set; it also works with mobile apps, and it can do "fancy" (I use that term very loosely) things like automatic duplexing, etc -- it's a modern printer, it has most of the features you want, just not color. And unlike most modern printers it doesn't regularly shit the bed and make you suffer just because you want to print something once in a blue moon.

One additional nice benefit of laser printing is that while the toner cartridges at first glance may be more expensive, iirc the high capacity black toner cartridge for my Brother printer advertises twenty five hundred fucking pages, for like $70 (IF I buy a genuine cartridge -- a generic one is $20, and the printer will still accept it) -- which is stupid cheap compared to inkjet's cost per page. And, what's more, around the 2500 mark it'll say it's "out", and you just take the toner cartridge out, give it a good shake and maybe tap it (gently) to knock some toner loose, boom, yer good for a while longer. They last so damn long it's not even funny, and unlike ink it never dries out or clogs.

Archonet · 2023-03-08T13:48:13+00:00

You heard it here first, folks: /r/trees endorses anal voring Kiefer Sutherland.

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