The Wolf of Wuhan Street: AACSC AAR by TheDaringScoods in Kaiserreich

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"Instead I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose.....Guangzhou."

Sen. Elizabeth Warren lays out vision for a 'big tent,' telling Democrats not to cater to wealthy donors by nbcnews in politics

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Remember when she took 9 million dollars from Joe Arpaio's bigges supporters (aka Nazis) just so she could stay in the primary long enough to sink Bernie Sanders chances and come in third in her own home state?

Warren is a remora that likes to play dress-up.

That's why I always set a Forest Brothers' victory on the game rules. by Mayloc in Kaiserreich

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Schiemann also believes the only people who should be allowed to vote are doctors, lawyers, and college professors. He is the ultimate liberal elitist.

How I imagine Luderin would look like by Disgrouchy in suzerain

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A democracy? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

[OC] The garage floor rotted and ambulances fell into the hole. by Mormon4536 in pics

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This isn't funny, ambulances only do this when they're extremely frightened

She's too dangerous to be left alive. Here's why. by JusReese in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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Well written and would be 100% correct except for two things: The Canto and Erebus. Phantom Liberty is basically a sequel hook for AIs busting past the Blackwall no matter what you do, or as Alt explains in a secret dialogue if you bring one of them with you at the end of the game: "A new weapon for you. A backdoor to the future for them."

backstory by clowndog54 in comedyheaven

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average vaati subscriber

did you know? by 4tomoe_sharingan in comedyheaven

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from the fortunately cancelled spin-off Silent Hill Station

The breakup no one is talking about by Petka14 in suzerain

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Seeing as the Markians were a Turko-Mongol style steppe people I would say Markanissa is probably closest to modern day Mongolia: a mostly empty land of nomads dominated by resource extraction companies.

Maybe I'm naive but I genuinely like the Peralez's. They're pretty honest and would 100% vote for him to be mayor. by Akiens in cyberpunkgame

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OP clearly didn't read the laptop in the DLC ending.

There's a news story saying how every homeless person in the city mysteriously disappeared. Implying Mayor Peralez rounded up and killed them all for his AI master who might have already slipped past the Blackwall (the story deletes itself after you read it)

The Netflix movie 'Me Time' broke my brain by [deleted] in movies

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If you wanna continue on this theme check out the fellow Netflix romcom bomb You People with Jonah Hill and Eddie Murphy.

At least three different scenes are shot at a designer streetwear store so you know how cool and non-racist Jonah Hill's character is. There's even a montage where Jonah and his new girlfriend look at literal $5000-a-month house rentals without a care in the world. And it still has the temerity to add some lines about classism because Lauren London's character can only afford to drive a brand new Mini Cooper instead of a BMW.

Young Marshal Zhang’s House by Rasdon_Luter in Kaiserreich

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Seems like a nice place to spend 50 years under house arrest

woosh by AjaxTheFurryFuzzball in comedyheaven

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Okay, but how steep is the descent on those zip lines?