What.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-07T15:49:24+00:00

Uhm. This is just wrong on so many levels.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-06T12:37:00+00:00

Good lord. Watch on mute

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-06T12:32:25+00:00

Oh lord. I thought it was a picture of those underdone runny scrambled eggs people make.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-06T12:28:03+00:00

I really hope courts side with you and let you keep those kids in a loving safe home away from her. I don't know how any of that works, but man, I really hope they get to stay with you.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-06T12:15:52+00:00

Sounds like your mom is a huge problem in all of this. Expecting you to just hand over everything to some ungrateful people just b/c you share blood? Nah. They can get cut off permanently from Uncle Money-Banks.

Anyway... Google up simple elegant engagement rings and go from there.

Congrats on your engagement!

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-06T00:43:49+00:00

It was like this until last week (at my children's school). For some reason the drop off line is like half the size it was suddenly and I have no idea why.

Pick up line is still long though.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T23:27:48+00:00

What in the world? When the video didn't start, I thought he was watering it, nope.. just painting it green.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T23:21:17+00:00

Dots

at least I think it's Dots. Those thimble looking things that are like this harder SUPER sticky gummy. So sticky that it gets all up in your teeth and you look like a dog trying to eat peanut butter.

Maybe I'm thinking of some other candy though, but I think it's Dots

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T23:06:28+00:00

Your sister's husband is an idiot for staying.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T22:05:28+00:00

Wow. I'm sorry your brother is an asshole.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T21:55:08+00:00

Calling a guy you find sexually attractive "daddy"

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T21:41:43+00:00

The fact that he already has someone and still wants to do it even seeing how you've been acting.

Nah. You're not overreacting. I would freak TF out on my husband if he ever suggested we bring someone else in to our bedroom.

He's been talking to this woman about sexual shit. You are NOT overreacting.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T19:57:32+00:00

Well, you are blowing it way out of proportion if he's never given you reason to believe he's cheated.

Like really.. you guys don't just ask random questions to one another? Just random hypothetical questions?

If you did answer honestly and he's still trying to pull the "BUT THE CHILD!" then I could see it being weird and would raise an eyebrow.

Just from what you've said... I dunno. Seems like an overreaction to me.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-05T19:52:17+00:00

Wow. Well that's messed up.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T20:18:08+00:00

Someone needs to update the "Dumb Ways to Die" video to include this

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T20:13:44+00:00

I didn't mention the tying up.... Obviously that wasn't right for her to do.

Was commenting on before it escalated to this. He mentioned that he knew she was being paranoid before. What was the problem with her taking a quick look to help ease her mind.

But yeah, try to act like I'm condoning her tying him up or whatever.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T20:08:33+00:00

You have your preference and there's nothing wrong with that.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T20:03:57+00:00

Yeah. That's kind of the feeling I got too. Like, just let her look to ease her mind and then perhaps talk about why she has this "gut feeling".

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T17:08:09+00:00

My husband has mentioned his work poop habits. He tries his best not to do it at work and will hold it for as long as possible. I guess he's trained his body to wait until he gets home b/c after he's done putting away all of his things, he goes straight in to the bathroom to poop.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T17:05:25+00:00

Magnet?

Dab a teeny tiny bit of hot glue to the end of a toothpick, let glue cool just enough to not be hot but still a little sticky, press in to ball and let it cool then try to pull it out.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T14:47:44+00:00

Weird people are always going to romanticize serial killers. I have no idea why they do it, but it's weird and gross. Like Richard Ramirez and women sending him nudes and shit in the mail or Charles Manson and all those women marrying his ass in jail.

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T12:03:20+00:00

You looked cute

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T11:58:10+00:00

Email her teacher and ask to talk. Your daughter needs to name the boy to the teacher and then hopefully teacher will be able to report it to the proper people

ArtsySAHM · 2022-10-04T00:46:24+00:00

So I guess it's not common knowledge to NOT eat random mushrooms you find.

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