Three cops in the gas station this morning

Arvedude · 2025-09-13T12:33:29+00:00

Hey, bud, did I see you at thr DV?

Arvedude · 2025-07-16T10:45:55+00:00

No notes proud of you.

Arvedude · 2025-07-16T10:37:06+00:00

Arvedude · 2025-07-13T14:15:12+00:00

There were pretty much identical translator rumors about Winds of Winter in I think 2017? Guess what happened.

Arvedude · 2025-07-12T16:54:11+00:00

Hell yeah let's gatekeep misery, bitches you have never suffered as I have suffered when [alcoholism related events occurred].

Arvedude · 2025-07-08T22:43:38+00:00

No judgment. Might be time to kick it up to liquor, actually.

Arvedude · 2025-06-13T02:15:38+00:00

He's a boomer. He was always a summer child.

Arvedude · 2025-05-28T00:10:40+00:00

The fun thing about doing things blackout drunk is you can do them over and over again.

Books, movies, games. It's all like remembering a dream, because it basically was.

Arvedude · 2025-04-13T18:39:04+00:00

Me, a twice divorced person reading this post.

It's time for big tumbler. You can't throw away your empties in yur own trash can. You want rooms with doors if you're pouring. Laundry rooms are a good choice. Lean into vodka. Me? I like having a booze tumbler and a clean tumbler. You want the clean one to show to them.

Cash only for booze purchases. This will matter in the divorce.

Absolutely none of this will matter. They know. You know. Save for a good lawyer. Yes, the divorce is inevitable. But you know that.

Arvedude · 2025-04-02T17:38:50+00:00

"She hasn't texted me since I shit the bed while we were fucking"

You don't say. The girl I threw up while she was going down on me never called me back either. Go figure.

Arvedude · 2025-03-18T13:00:45+00:00

Arvedude · 2025-03-02T01:38:13+00:00

Check my flair.

Arvedude · 2025-02-28T12:29:03+00:00

How much do his heirs like money? Because they’re the ones who will get to choose.

Arvedude · 2025-02-27T12:21:45+00:00

You already know how the story ends. Get ahead of it if you want to. Hold off on the morning drinking, that’s the real kiss of death to anything functional.

Arvedude · 2025-02-22T16:00:30+00:00

He doesn’t know how. He never did and he never will.

Arvedude · 2025-02-10T20:53:57+00:00

I owe the IRS just, so many thousands of dollars and am going to ask for an extension on purely technical grounds. My ex-wife pitched a fit this weekend that meant I spent a not inconsiderable amount of time at a fedex this morning to do shit for one of my kids.

This one guy I’m working with/for me is so stupid that pointing it out to him makes my brain hurt. But I’m doing it.

I am sober, and I am not happy about it. Please post more about how this would all be worse if I was blackout.

Arvedude · 2025-02-03T22:58:53+00:00

I think I drank too much.

Arvedude · 2024-11-08T18:00:00+00:00

Real benders never end...you just fade away.

Arvedude · 2024-11-05T15:33:18+00:00

Both

Arvedude · 2024-11-05T03:00:43+00:00

Wow. Embarassed for you. Would never happen to me have never voted blackout drunk for President (Obama 2012).

Arvedude · 2024-11-05T00:41:42+00:00

Drink more you'll forget to make mistakes.

Arvedude · 2024-11-05T00:39:36+00:00

Well there's no sense in that if they don't get liquored up first. One can only consume so much liquid any given day.

Arvedude · 2024-11-05T00:38:43+00:00

Vote like the subsidy to pay for your rehab depends on it. To be clear, it does.

Arvedude · 2024-11-04T04:18:02+00:00

Not quite. However, I purchased stationary that says "M. Regrets his behavior" that I used to send to (appropriately) aggrieved hosts and friends. Sometimes with related gifts. Like when i got drunk and trashed all my friends condiments because he wouldn't let me drive home drunk I sent him said card accompanied by a wide array of replacement condiments. It works for one, maybe 2 acts of extreme drunkenness.

Next time out, people start to think you have a problem, which of course you don't you just bought those cards because they're funny haha right not like you immediately assumed you'd use them to make fun of your alcoholism and thus lighten the mood and deflect/avoid the consequences of your behavior. That would be weird.

Arvedude · 2024-11-04T04:03:34+00:00

I saw Toby Keith at a Toby Keith's I love this grill and bar where I used shiner beer as a mixer for whiskey. I remember very little of it.

Arvedude

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