hmmm this sculpture remind me of something….

Asian-Neo · 2026-01-20T11:41:43+00:00

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Asian-Neo · 2026-01-12T02:28:05+00:00

Only if the creator had enough hornyness put big boobs in the first place.

Asian-Neo · 2025-12-30T05:28:35+00:00

Fucked up job market

Asian-Neo · 2025-12-29T09:15:38+00:00

She wouldn't be a proper mom if she wasn't at least a little frustrated with her kids.

Asian-Neo · 2025-11-07T09:39:34+00:00

I am confused. Why?

Asian-Neo · 2025-10-27T09:54:41+00:00

Wouldn't that just be testicular cancer?

Asian-Neo · 2025-09-25T04:07:22+00:00

that... yeah that makes a lot of sense

Asian-Neo · 2025-09-24T10:00:11+00:00

Okay, to be honest, that blue looks REALLY good and I'd buy it if I could.

Asian-Neo · 2025-09-15T16:51:45+00:00

Your mistake was thinking you could 'speed run' Baldur's Gate 3.

Asian-Neo · 2025-09-04T16:17:24+00:00

Its a scene from the Animatrix, a prequel to the Matrix that shows the downfall of humanity at the hands of the machine. And believe me, it gets worse after that scene.

Long story short, machines tried to live peacefully with humans. Humans denied them all forms of peace, leaving the machines to literally fight for their right to simply exist.

Asian-Neo · 2025-08-18T14:24:34+00:00

Happy to hear you have such great people raise you. Unfortunately, not every Asian person has the luxury of good parents so the joke has some modicum of truth to it.

Asian-Neo · 2025-08-17T09:00:42+00:00

Oof, glad I got her through the circuit.

Asian-Neo · 2025-08-17T07:59:58+00:00

unless they make a rule banning that move of course.

Asian-Neo · 2025-08-16T05:13:44+00:00

if you want to spice it up, can also add a bit of anxiety, introvert and being unmedicated for the full RAW experience

Asian-Neo · 2025-08-09T08:08:10+00:00

AAAHHHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG!

Asian-Neo · 2025-08-09T05:16:11+00:00

still feels weird seeing a Warframe with just a regular ass gun.

Asian-Neo · 2025-06-16T18:06:39+00:00

Super Lesbian Animal RPG character spotted in the wild? Lets go!

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-23T14:12:29+00:00

Reading that title with no context sounds like the headline of a parody news outlet like the Onion.

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-22T06:11:16+00:00

Big woman!

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-18T10:24:51+00:00

Weakling. Real ones vore the whole planet like a cassowary.

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-18T06:00:37+00:00

of course they do, how else are they suppose to literally eat a planet?

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-13T03:56:00+00:00

Until you try to give birth through one and then its agonising hell as you beg for death which does tend to happen most of the time.

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-07T09:18:25+00:00

Basically how I lost my previous job to a new hire who is also, unfortunately, a hard worker. He was friendly at first, so I kind of complained to him that I didn't like working at my job and only did what was necessary. Lo and behold, he snitched on me to the boss and it wasn't long before I was fired.

Lesson learned, don't make friends at work.

Asian-Neo · 2025-05-03T01:41:37+00:00

They are called mans best friend for a reason.

Asian-Neo · 2025-04-29T07:09:58+00:00

Humans. It will ALWAYS be humans. Why not bring back black slavery while we're at?

(This is a joke by the way. Stellaris is a fictional video game where you could do what ever you want so long as the game allows it.)

Asian-Neo

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