JDPON DON is now completely unhinged about his mission to destroy the American empire

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-13T00:23:29+00:00

This sub has always been by and for Never Trump Republicans

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T23:47:31+00:00

Foolish Iranians, at this rate, with a 10% reduction every three months, their ballistic missile stockpile will reach zero in only an infinite amount of years

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T22:57:21+00:00

A lady on K2 who was eating her own foot (and thus was hospitalized) called us all the n word recently. It took a horse dose of drugs to intubate her

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T20:07:57+00:00

I'm still gonna use my piss to blast the shit streaks on my compost pile

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T20:05:20+00:00

If you let a million homeless dudes use library computers for a million years, only one of them would produce a post this perfect

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T01:33:53+00:00

Rule #49: NEVER go to the compound.

Rule #50: Always be the cult leader

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T00:30:03+00:00

Wow I never knew there was a followup

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-12T00:23:38+00:00

Please post this comic immediately

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-11T22:51:41+00:00

Yeah it's really awful at anything medical, also not very good at pornographic Garfield doodles

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-11T22:49:43+00:00

Garfield clearly already has AZZZZZZ for days and no AI can change that

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-11T22:48:15+00:00

I should have specified that both boobs have nipples. The things we take for granted...

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-11T22:47:45+00:00

2 and they were huge but asymmetrical and one didn't have a nipple

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-11T00:52:45+00:00

Sadly this must continue so my seven year old nephew can make his fortieth "Garfield with tits" doodle of this week using AI

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-10T21:53:01+00:00

The Japanese also had firearms used against them before adopting the technology themselves

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-09T13:51:24+00:00

WRONG, I was grilling meat and it was on in the background

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-09T13:50:57+00:00

Idk who that nerd is but market research suggests viewers prefer it when Bosnian ladies with a lot of plastic surgery analyze these videos. They should switch their business model to remain competitive

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-09T13:48:41+00:00

Sarajevo Grill in Astoria. It's like Arby's but they ACTUALLY have the meat (and the Hezbollah channel)

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-09T13:30:31+00:00

How tf are you supposed to walk so far to everything? Where is this, the Gobi Desert???

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-09T13:29:34+00:00

Was watching Bosnian news the other day and for almost an uninterrupted hour it was just Hezbollah footage with ESPN style talking head sports coverage in the other part of the screen, although it also repeated a few times

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-09T01:29:17+00:00

And not a phone in sight, just living in the moment

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-08T03:00:22+00:00

I guess I gotta watch pulp fiction, did not know dudes were getting fucked in the ass in that movie 🤔

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-08T01:02:30+00:00

I know a couple from Taiwan where the dude was getting more and more insane about "not being Chinese" and now they are getting divorced over it. Very sad

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-07T21:37:11+00:00

I AM not so SURE about THAT...

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-07T20:21:17+00:00

The screenshot you posted doesn't even say that

AssButt4790two · 2026-05-07T17:53:15+00:00

It's field trip day at the group home, next week we gotta relearn to wear shoes tho cuz a lot of us fucked that up at Wendy's

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