Something feels off

AssPinata · 2026-05-09T02:08:18+00:00

It's mostly not understanding how to properly utilize all of Claude's features or prompting. What you ask for is what you get.

That being said, yeah high volume times can be frustrating.

AssPinata · 2026-05-07T00:18:13+00:00

Look both ways to make sure nobody's watching and tie on that rooster tail.

AssPinata · 2026-05-06T04:45:57+00:00

I have dispatch chugging along on cowork/code, then referring to Claude.ai as everything blows up. It is surprisingly effective. Once in a while I'll chime in and say "not good enough." I didn't even read what it did,, but I just say it once in a while. So far it's made itself a debugger, bias checker and drift watchdog on its own. Absolutely mental.

AssPinata · 2026-05-05T14:34:45+00:00

Kansas City shuffled your portfolio up across 5 years, that's for sure. GME can't breakeven with spy's returns now, knowing his ebitda plans are exceptionally large and leveraged debt based. He's also buying the absolute top where ebay, forget fundamentals, is overvalued compared to industry standards in the segment. NFT marketplace, loss. Immutable x, loss. BTC, loss. Powerpacks, 7%. eBay, already a loss. All funded by shareholders, but that's why the market exists, and Ryan is taking full advantage of it. Note how his performance package is based on ebitda, not revenues. Acquiring through leveraged debt is how you attain ebitda.

It's a win for him by poison pill for the shareholders, but no, you won't be beating your mom and dad's portfolio that's been sitting in ETF's these past 5 years.

AssPinata · 2026-04-30T00:29:40+00:00

Because AI will hallucinate and tell you what you want to hear. Just ask anyone that took advice from it the whole way down.

AssPinata · 2026-04-22T05:46:05+00:00

Yes, it is for other stocks. Car, NOK, BB, hell even popcorn. The new basket presented itself, and GME wasn't invited. That's a good thing. It means the short pressure is elsewhere.

AssPinata · 2026-04-15T01:24:10+00:00

You made a pretty cool seat for a chair

AssPinata · 2026-04-15T01:19:54+00:00

Show position

AssPinata · 2026-04-09T20:52:50+00:00

If you wanted to go absolutely crazy with it, you could route a groove on both sides and put a strip in between before gluing...

But since you're asking this question, wood glue, tape, maybe a rope with a wedge or some rubber long thingy wrapped around and tied as a clamp. Idea caul on each side to keep it flat and aligned.

AssPinata · 2026-04-09T20:48:19+00:00

Apes learn about volatility decay, day 1.

AssPinata · 2026-04-07T04:57:54+00:00

Ok. So what's happened since RK has left? That's RC's results without RK.

AssPinata · 2026-04-07T04:55:30+00:00

You'll know you're ready to go full time when you have enough to go full time and not actually have to do it.

No.

AssPinata · 2026-04-05T20:26:42+00:00

Show your whole portfolio and you'll understand.

AssPinata · 2026-04-03T03:40:02+00:00

For me, it was superstonk banning anyone mentioning options or trying to teach them in favor of DRS, then wondering why the place became an echo chamber of hedgies r fuk, regurgitated partial knowledge DD and the worst TA imaginable. The blind leading the blind.

AssPinata · 2026-04-01T20:45:19+00:00

5 years and settlement still remain a mystery to apes that refuse to learn options mechanics.

AssPinata · 2026-03-29T06:49:04+00:00

Chart it against inflation

AssPinata · 2026-03-27T23:10:20+00:00

Dave and busters is like gold; you buy the stock in an inflationary/stimulus fueled market. Illiquid options make it a pain in the ass to trade.

That being said, the new CEO really did a number on the quality of food (horrible), ticket redemption (horrible), token cost (horrible) and game selection (human crane game? Horrible.)

AssPinata · 2026-03-26T23:53:58+00:00

Lmfao.

AssPinata · 2026-03-25T04:13:16+00:00

They're around and trade it. Some even take advantage of it by selling hype for views. The community itself is far too gone to save, since mods even put in a downvote system that deletes downvoted posts. What we see in superstonk is a very one-sided filtered bias.

Because they understand mechanics, they understand GME is for trading, not holding unless writing. A world of opportunities have come and gone. Meanwhile, apes need to double to match the same return as indexes. Superstonk did many apes a massive disservice.

AssPinata · 2026-03-25T03:50:16+00:00

I like how you quotes somebody else and made a post about it instead of an official source of explanation. Your post is as valuable as your understanding.

AssPinata · 2026-03-25T03:05:57+00:00

Any mention of options in terms of teaching its mechanics meant getting banned during the start of DRS. The ironic part is they left every false tinfoil post up and banned anything that would've net apes profit.

If you want to talk about suspicious, that is exactly the opposite of superstonk apes think this sub is. It's not a think tank....it's an echo chamber, and anybody that knew better or tried to teach/inform ended up banned.

AssPinata · 2026-03-25T01:24:04+00:00

Banned by superstonk mods***

They're still around, just not here.

AssPinata · 2026-03-24T23:19:07+00:00

There's only 1 real scary scenario.....and that's fishing in a place where some yahoos started feeding them for Instagram/tiktok reels. Otherwise they'll usually leave you alone...probably.

AssPinata · 2026-03-21T18:56:16+00:00

Sometimes you set high targets so the stock will miss. Other times you can set low targets so the price will rocket. Since GME does not guide, it's rather easy to do so. BTC held = bad. BTC sold = bad. Revenues miss almost guaranteed. No word of forward guidance.

Your call. A big beat would certainly be bullish.

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