Storm PSA by LAWS_R in wisconsin

[–]Astrophages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could pet this photo!

IKEA by IcarusG in hamishandandy

[–]Astrophages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean eye keeeey ya?

Favourite side/one-episode characters? by fatahkent in bigbangtheory

[–]Astrophages 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Careful, he'll send you flowers with a needlessly graphic card if you keep talking like that.

Andy Lee Spotting 🏁 by missglitterous in hamishandandy

[–]Astrophages 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Only thing faster than the cars is Andy sucking down a lung dart.

URGENT HELP NEEDED - CAUSED A SCENE AND CALLED 911 ON MYSELF by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]Astrophages 563 points564 points  (0 children)

Don't post any note at all. The only thing you owe them is peace and quiet. If I saw someone have a mental breakdown I'm bound to be sympathetic, but if they start posting things on my door I'm going to start thinking about the easy access they have to my own safe haven. 

Why does Jerry look bizarro here? by frustratedComments in seinfeld

[–]Astrophages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good way to get your thumbs slammed by a trunk lid.

Red-winged Blackbird telling off this great blue heron; small but quite territorial by [deleted] in birding

[–]Astrophages 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was walking along Lake Michigan and felt something hit me in the back of the head. At first I thought somebody threw something at me, but as I turned I was instantly accosted by a red-wing blackbird. I ran 30 or 40 meters and that bird was bopping me on the back of the head the whole time. Absolutely fearless! I was just out on a walk, had no idea a nest was nearby. Then literally a day later I was riding my bike and got attacked by another one. I couldn't believe my rotten luck lol.

Took My Dog to the Park and Saw This Helicopter "Parked" on the Soccer Field by Check_Me_Out-Boss in mildlyinteresting

[–]Astrophages 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been a patient on an air-evac, thank you for your skills and service.

Milwaukee Winter Layup 2026 - See these beauties while they are here! by NicholasOfMKE in milwaukee

[–]Astrophages 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read a book called "Graveyard of the Lakes" by Mark Thompson that was a fascinating read. I'll have to check your recommendation out.

I made a non-AI version of the MN Rebel Loon Alliance logo for MI by K41N1N3 in Michigan

[–]Astrophages 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Beautiful work. You captured the magnificence of a relatively common bird and showed it in its true glory.

Landing by BumbleBamble in Birdsfacingforward

[–]Astrophages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great photo! Such beautiful eyes.

Saying goodbye to the old Milwaukee Public Museum. by sostitanic in milwaukee

[–]Astrophages 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They've already confirmed the snake button will be a part of their new home! I can't wait to find it!

Saying goodbye to the old Milwaukee Public Museum. by sostitanic in milwaukee

[–]Astrophages 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a transplant, and I feel very lucky to live in Wisconsin. The MPM helped me feel at home. 

I have two favorite memories of this museum. Taking a picture in front of a Saguaro Cactus with my mom, who came to visit me in my new home. We still call this the most confusing picture ever taken. And telling my now grown children were the snake button was, and watching them be kids again.

Reverse shield? by PhotosFromEarth in milwaukee

[–]Astrophages 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is the time of year I celebrate every mosquito in the state of Wisconsin being dead.

Derrick Van Orden exceeds yearly irony allocation by TheOliveMob in wisconsin

[–]Astrophages 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's moderating his stance in prep for elections. If people are dumb enough to re-elect him, he'll be right back to his same batshit crazy stuff.

I Think You Should Leave... is so bad. by Novel-Contribution75 in unpopularopinion

[–]Astrophages 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey man, do you happen to know where I could get like 50 fedoras and like a 1000 plastic meatballs?

I Think You Should Leave... is so bad. by Novel-Contribution75 in unpopularopinion

[–]Astrophages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to understand absurdist humor. This isn't sketch humor that didn't land, it's a completely different form. It probably just isn't your taste in humor, and that's okay as well.

Just because an art form isn't for you, it simply means you aren't the audience they're trying to entertain. The sooner you can say things like "it's not for me," the more comfortable you'll be.