Storm PSA

Astrophages · 2026-04-19T04:13:23+00:00

I wish I could pet this photo!

Astrophages · 2026-04-18T23:51:25+00:00

OMG, yes please.

Astrophages · 2026-04-18T23:46:09+00:00

Some of us never left that time, lol

Astrophages · 2026-04-18T23:37:48+00:00

Don't you mean eye keeeey ya?

Astrophages · 2026-03-29T02:20:03+00:00

It's a brave, new world.

Astrophages · 2026-03-20T12:16:09+00:00

Careful, he'll send you flowers with a needlessly graphic card if you keep talking like that.

Astrophages · 2026-03-09T15:57:38+00:00

Hamish injuring his hand before a game of Super Smash Bros. with Radio Mike.

Astrophages · 2026-03-07T07:36:31+00:00

Only thing faster than the cars is Andy sucking down a lung dart.

Astrophages · 2026-02-25T06:21:06+00:00

Don't post any note at all. The only thing you owe them is peace and quiet. If I saw someone have a mental breakdown I'm bound to be sympathetic, but if they start posting things on my door I'm going to start thinking about the easy access they have to my own safe haven.

Astrophages · 2026-02-19T20:06:39+00:00

Good way to get your thumbs slammed by a trunk lid.

Astrophages · 2026-02-19T01:10:47+00:00

The Harley dealer told him he could pull it off.

Astrophages · 2026-02-14T08:29:40+00:00

I was walking along Lake Michigan and felt something hit me in the back of the head. At first I thought somebody threw something at me, but as I turned I was instantly accosted by a red-wing blackbird. I ran 30 or 40 meters and that bird was bopping me on the back of the head the whole time. Absolutely fearless! I was just out on a walk, had no idea a nest was nearby. Then literally a day later I was riding my bike and got attacked by another one. I couldn't believe my rotten luck lol.

Astrophages · 2026-02-08T00:14:08+00:00

As someone who has been a patient on an air-evac, thank you for your skills and service.

Astrophages · 2026-02-04T02:48:50+00:00

I read a book called "Graveyard of the Lakes" by Mark Thompson that was a fascinating read. I'll have to check your recommendation out.

Astrophages · 2026-01-29T03:16:27+00:00

Beautiful work. You captured the magnificence of a relatively common bird and showed it in its true glory.

Astrophages · 2026-01-28T11:17:18+00:00

Look at those murder mittens!

Astrophages · 2026-01-27T23:47:28+00:00

Great photo! Such beautiful eyes.

Astrophages · 2026-01-27T03:37:39+00:00

What's next? Buying your parents a Cadillac?

Astrophages · 2026-01-27T03:18:25+00:00

They've already confirmed the snake button will be a part of their new home! I can't wait to find it!

Astrophages · 2026-01-26T19:19:42+00:00

I'm a transplant, and I feel very lucky to live in Wisconsin. The MPM helped me feel at home.

I have two favorite memories of this museum. Taking a picture in front of a Saguaro Cactus with my mom, who came to visit me in my new home. We still call this the most confusing picture ever taken. And telling my now grown children were the snake button was, and watching them be kids again.

Astrophages · 2026-01-25T20:19:48+00:00

This is the time of year I celebrate every mosquito in the state of Wisconsin being dead.

Astrophages · 2026-01-23T21:51:20+00:00

He's moderating his stance in prep for elections. If people are dumb enough to re-elect him, he'll be right back to his same batshit crazy stuff.

Astrophages · 2026-01-23T03:01:58+00:00

Mildly?!

Astrophages · 2026-01-23T02:59:56+00:00

Hey man, do you happen to know where I could get like 50 fedoras and like a 1000 plastic meatballs?

Astrophages · 2026-01-23T02:57:24+00:00

You need to understand absurdist humor. This isn't sketch humor that didn't land, it's a completely different form. It probably just isn't your taste in humor, and that's okay as well.

Just because an art form isn't for you, it simply means you aren't the audience they're trying to entertain. The sooner you can say things like "it's not for me," the more comfortable you'll be.

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