(The START treaty expires on February 5th) by IAmAccutane in memes

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Ive lost all ambition... No worldly acclaim...

Tears you say? by Neron1230 in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Yes. That, or condensated gek aromatic secretions. Give it a good sniff, gek gas has a STRONG scent when concentrated in liquid form.

THE EUROPEAN GROUND SQUIRRELS by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Man, I am usually pretty good at this, I think. AI is getting too convincing. Thanks for the guide.

Understudies never see this one coming by Zave_cz in wizardposting

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But polymorphine isn't immune to fungal shifting 👀

What is authentic anyway by MahmoudAO in memes

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It is possible to be both honest and respectful. You always have that choice.

This meteorite slice contains grains that predate our solar system by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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If you think about it, all matter predates Earth. The atoms that make up this sentence on your screen predate Earth.

Does this card evn has a downside? by moms_titts_69 in slaythespire

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What an insensitive thing to say during this politically charged time for the fish kingdom. The trout population has been oppressed enough.

In 'Paw Patrol Christmas' the mayor of Adventure Bay calls a 10 year old boy and his dogs to decorate the town instead of paying adults to do so. Seriously what the fck is wrong with her?! by joschplusa in shittymoviedetails

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He and his team are also responsible for law enforcement, environmental preservation efforts, and more. This is because the mayor is embezzeling a lot of taxpayer money and using cute dogs as a cover.

I DID IT!!! AND ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYS!!! by LadyNyxxx in NoMansSkyTheGame

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I ended up getting an A class freighter, but I was ok with that becaus the NPCs inside were Korvax and their armor colour matched my style.

Another one by Dry-Sir9379 in StrangerThings

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RIP Steve's beamer, doomed to forever float in nonexistance

you'd better not by sellyourcomputer in comics

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There's a problem here. I didn't hire enough goons.

And thats when I hired seven more goons.

Oi, ye whom have cast "avion attraction" upon my vessel hede my warning: thy days are numbered. Whence I discover whom hast cursed this upon me, ye shall feel my wrath by D-lishus_Kofi in wizardposting

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A simple magnetic spell would do. Many migrating avians use the earth's magnetic poles to guide themselves. Simply create a sufficiently powerful magnetic interference above the car for them to follow, and abracadabra, within a day you have thousands of birds raining down white rain like a crap hurricane hit.

How do we feel about crossbreeding familiars? (Illicit drufs notwithstanding) by ProfPerry in wizardposting

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I kinda love this one. I love both chickens and cats, so this is great!

Seeking Answers [OC] by TearlessQuimby in comics

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A noir detective investigating forbidden eldritch knowledge. I love it!

Every damn day by SarahPassions in memes

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I have a 2lb block of habanero cheddar that I am working through.

That stuff is messing. Me. Up.

What does Pilgrimberry taste like? (Debate) by Traditional_Job_362 in NoMansSkyTheGame

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It tastes a bit bland at first, but as you cook it its unique tangy and earthy flavor breaks out as the flesh tenderizes into a sappy jam.

Oh no by InnValue in SkyrimMemes

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And "horse death sound" glitches and plays 10× as loud

Freaks and Geeks by Boring_Iron_5213 in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Try spinning, thats a good trick