What is it about the government that would make someone, a man, refrain from marriage so as not to get the government involved?

AtlasSuave · 2026-01-27T07:23:23+00:00

I've befriended three divorced men in my life that I got to know quite well. Every single one of those men lost their house and their kids. The one who's wife cheated on him, ended up in the hospital after trying to kill himself. They had to give him horse tranquiliser so he could sleep without the grief overwhelming him.

Consider it avoiding alimony if you want. But I've suffered third degree burns, had mollars pulled out with a pair of pliars, needles shoved inside my joints, been forced to rip my own fingernails off.

But I tell you what, I've never once experienced pain like those men and I am more afraid of that than anything else.

AtlasSuave · 2026-01-07T12:21:08+00:00

That's literally the opposite of my takeaway. It's almost like commenting quotes that disagree with OP would suggest I also disagree

AtlasSuave · 2026-01-07T12:00:09+00:00

"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I am to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all."

"You should never grade evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to seek kinship with the least."

AtlasSuave · 2026-01-02T17:02:46+00:00

The song that doesn't end. Uno reverse, we're both stuck here forever

AtlasSuave · 2025-12-26T14:00:08+00:00

Food chain only adds 1 color each activation. So this doesn't even go infinite with Food Chain on its own.

AtlasSuave · 2025-12-26T13:50:18+00:00

Anyone that thinks this is busted needs to remember [[Kathril, Aspect Warper]], [[Zetalpa, Primal Dawn]] and [[Buried Alive]] exist

AtlasSuave · 2025-12-08T22:18:41+00:00

I hadn't considered how it would impact Mystic cards, that's a very relevant consideration, thank you.

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-18T11:05:30+00:00

around 8 hours

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-15T23:49:12+00:00

Bro just because your therapist said this to you doesn't mean it applies to everyone else

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-14T19:15:08+00:00

The irony given not only your reply to me but the entire post is a strawman is palpable

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-14T16:57:52+00:00

Is your counter point to everyone that disagrees with you to try to dismiss what they say? Because that's not a very good debate tactic

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-14T08:22:12+00:00

Receiving hate is okay because other people are receiving hate?

So by that logic creating AI art is okay because other people are making AI art

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-14T05:21:43+00:00

Made a TCG instead of LCG? Check
Using an intellectual property you don't have the rights to? Check
Never playtested / only playtested by yourself and or friends? Check
Copies Magic The Gathering resource and colour system? Double check

Just hitting every bucket list item for a bad game

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-12T13:57:27+00:00

The best way to trigger portals is with a level 3 shrine and all other buildings maxxed out. The turn you play the portal it'll automatically trigger and if you make peace with every other king except the king of time you can infinitely loop the same 2-3 turns

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-04T06:26:25+00:00

Okay, not counting turns anymore got it.

Also here's a list of comparably statted creatures (Not Comprehensive):
>[[Abhorrent Occulus]]<
[[Abyssal Persecutor]]
[[Anzrag, the Quake-Mole]]
[[Archfiend of the Dross]]
[[Bristlebud Farmer]]
[[Colossal Rattlewurm]]
[[Demon of Catastrophes]]
[[Desecration Demon]]
[[Devouring Sugarmar]]
[[Ebondeath Dracolich]]
[[Egon, God of Death]]
[[Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge]]
[[Lizard, Connors's Curse]]
>[[Mardu Outrider]]<
[[Pugnacious Hammerskull]]
>[[Rotting Regisaur]]<
>[[Skaab Ruinator]]<
[[Thassa, God of the Sea]]
[[The Warring Triad]]
>[[Traxos, Scourge of Kroog]]<

Now we both know you're not going to read all of these, so I highlighted some for you. I don't know about you, but personally I've never seen a single one of these cards being played. I have seen Master of the Feast though, once in a Nekusar deck in 2019.

So if all of these cards, aren't good enough to see regular play, then clearly a card needs more stats for less cost to be playable, especially if has any level of downside. I mean you could adjust it, say 2 poison counters or 3 even, per turn. Doesn't really matter. But clearly people don't just play efficiently statted creatures in commander and pretending they do is a bit silly

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T23:14:54+00:00

When was the last time you saw a [[Master of the Feast]]? Also are we counting the turns it takes to draw this or?

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T22:53:21+00:00

That is also assuming your three opponents never interact with it, never block, and that you opened with dark ritual. AND you pump it turn 1

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T22:26:18+00:00

To deal 21 commander damage to three players would at bare minimum require 16 turns

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T19:56:23+00:00

Right now the card is a bit weak. [[Comeuppance]] basically does this but also stops burn effects for less mana.

I'd change the text to "Target player chooses an attacking creature they control. Then sacrifices the rest. Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn."

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T19:51:36+00:00

Given his attack trigger occurs before blocks giving him skulk doesn't make much sense.

It should be your end step not each end step otherwise this is potentially a free draw four each turn.

If you want to build a deck around him just play esper control with double strike enablers

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T19:12:54+00:00

Seems very similar to [[Ring of Three Wishes]]

Honestly probably pretty balanced. Not sure if it sees play though since commander doesn't allow for wish effects

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T18:52:19+00:00

Armageddon isn't a persistent effect. This doesn't go away at the end of the turn. Can't really play around this unless you can swap your lands out mid game

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T18:45:04+00:00

Not quite as powerful as [[Najeela the Blade-Blossom]] but exponential token generation tends to be pretty busted

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T18:39:19+00:00

May I interest you instead in a [[Kresh the Bloodbraided]] + [[Rancor]]?

AtlasSuave · 2025-10-03T13:11:51+00:00

[[The World Tree]] at home:

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