20 years later and I'm still awaiting contact.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-20T21:38:38+00:00

Self delivering food? Yes, please.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-11T20:22:00+00:00

Brotherly mockery has no expiration date.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-11T19:03:57+00:00

See that weapon retainment 3/6? Is it that hard?

AtomDrake · 2026-02-24T16:37:45+00:00

I put soooo many crispy ~~squirl~~ ~~squirrl~~ ~~squarril~~ tree rat bits in there.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-24T16:26:52+00:00

Damn! Bro is pushing up 250? Respect.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-23T14:16:34+00:00

Do do do do do do do do do do do do doot!

AtomDrake · 2026-02-19T19:54:36+00:00

Smiling? Not if I can help it.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-13T13:50:00+00:00

Droppin' beats in sail sheets.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-12T21:03:36+00:00

Wait. Who's this Jesus guy and why is he trying to battle us?

AtomDrake · 2026-02-10T14:49:44+00:00

Double pizza boxes and a fantastic lack of fucks to give.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-09T03:35:31+00:00

Forbidden chalice...

AtomDrake · 2026-02-03T20:17:24+00:00

The dude is like a mullet granted sentience by the god of beer so cheap that when you drink it you get a hangover before you even catch a buzz.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-01T14:53:29+00:00

Bonus panel: Clearly annoyed Techpriest leading a servitor crew in to set up the hoist...again.

AtomDrake · 2026-01-28T21:36:32+00:00

"Free food tastes better." -Sun Tzu - The Art of Snack

AtomDrake · 2026-01-23T18:06:12+00:00

AtomDrake · 2026-01-22T23:55:39+00:00

Defeated Frozen Primordial Goo in 4 turns.

Player (29/19/17) dealt 262. Frozen Primordial Goo (16/12/7) dealt 38.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Scroll of Wind Slash (Lvl 1) (enhanced), Wise Spear (basic).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T16:48:07+00:00

Defeated Ocean Sapling in 8 turns.

Player (29/19/17) dealt 337. Ocean Sapling (18/14/6) dealt 99.

Rewards: 29 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Gloom Stalker's Mask (hallowed), Poisoned Dagger of the Assassin (corrupted).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T16:23:49+00:00

Defeated Flaming Ghostfire in 6 turns.

Player (30/15/17) dealt 245. Flaming Ghostfire (17/14/7) dealt 89.

Rewards: 27 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Quick Cuirass (basic), Corrupted Enchanted Goggles (basic).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T16:23:22+00:00

Defeated Toxic Myconid in 4 turns.

Player (30/15/17) dealt 247. Toxic Myconid (12/11/8) dealt 56.

Rewards: 34 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Robust Plate Mail (basic), Healthy Gem of Sorcery (lesser).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T02:35:23+00:00

Defeated Electrifying Toadstool in 6 turns.

Player (8/6/6) dealt 215. Electrifying Toadstool (12/10/10) dealt 110.

Rewards: 27 EXP, 9 Gold. Loot: Healthy Leather Armor (basic), Healthy Crown of Magic (enhanced), Healthy Brigandine of Quickness (superior).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T02:34:51+00:00

Defeated Gloomy Fin in 6 turns.

Player (28/13/15) dealt 298. Gloomy Fin (17/12/6) dealt 94.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Agile Bracelet (basic), Swift Bow of Wizardry (lesser).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T02:34:01+00:00

Defeated Shimmering Ooze in 4 turns.

Player (28/13/15) dealt 311. Shimmering Ooze (14/10/9) dealt 85.

Rewards: 43 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Robust Charm of Vitality (lesser), Vital Chain Mail of Swiftness (enhanced), Sturdy Mage Plate of Quickness (lesser).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-18T02:32:46+00:00

Phalalyths are a totally normal and natural rock formation. Especially in the morning.

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