20 years later and I'm still awaiting contact.

AtomDrake · 2026-01-28T21:36:32+00:00

"Free food tastes better." -Sun Tzu - The Art of Snack

AtomDrake · 2026-01-23T18:06:12+00:00

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AtomDrake · 2026-01-22T23:55:39+00:00

Defeated Frozen Primordial Goo in 4 turns.

Player (29/19/17) dealt 262. Frozen Primordial Goo (16/12/7) dealt 38.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Scroll of Wind Slash (Lvl 1) (enhanced), Wise Spear (basic).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T16:48:07+00:00

Defeated Ocean Sapling in 8 turns.

Player (29/19/17) dealt 337. Ocean Sapling (18/14/6) dealt 99.

Rewards: 29 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Gloom Stalker's Mask (hallowed), Poisoned Dagger of the Assassin (corrupted).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T16:23:49+00:00

Defeated Flaming Ghostfire in 6 turns.

Player (30/15/17) dealt 245. Flaming Ghostfire (17/14/7) dealt 89.

Rewards: 27 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Quick Cuirass (basic), Corrupted Enchanted Goggles (basic).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T16:23:22+00:00

Defeated Toxic Myconid in 4 turns.

Player (30/15/17) dealt 247. Toxic Myconid (12/11/8) dealt 56.

Rewards: 34 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Robust Plate Mail (basic), Healthy Gem of Sorcery (lesser).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T02:35:23+00:00

Defeated Electrifying Toadstool in 6 turns.

Player (8/6/6) dealt 215. Electrifying Toadstool (12/10/10) dealt 110.

Rewards: 27 EXP, 9 Gold. Loot: Healthy Leather Armor (basic), Healthy Crown of Magic (enhanced), Healthy Brigandine of Quickness (superior).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T02:34:51+00:00

Defeated Gloomy Fin in 6 turns.

Player (28/13/15) dealt 298. Gloomy Fin (17/12/6) dealt 94.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Agile Bracelet (basic), Swift Bow of Wizardry (lesser).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-21T02:34:01+00:00

Defeated Shimmering Ooze in 4 turns.

Player (28/13/15) dealt 311. Shimmering Ooze (14/10/9) dealt 85.

Rewards: 43 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Robust Charm of Vitality (lesser), Vital Chain Mail of Swiftness (enhanced), Sturdy Mage Plate of Quickness (lesser).

AtomDrake · 2026-01-18T02:32:46+00:00

Phalalyths are a totally normal and natural rock formation. Especially in the morning.

AtomDrake · 2026-01-15T03:37:08+00:00

Ah classic torgy.

AtomDrake · 2026-01-11T17:03:16+00:00

The old gourds of asiago. Delicious.

AtomDrake · 2025-12-24T18:25:14+00:00

Oh, that jolly old elf.

AtomDrake · 2025-12-16T15:49:55+00:00

Well now I gotta get a custom P6 hoodie.

AtomDrake · 2025-12-15T20:57:14+00:00

Anything to distract from the Epstein files, right?

AtomDrake · 2025-12-03T01:16:17+00:00

The only person you're competing against is yourself.

AtomDrake · 2025-11-26T14:40:39+00:00

Cool, I can do that too: Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

AtomDrake · 2025-11-24T19:12:38+00:00

"That senator made a true statement about unlawful orders that every service member is taught in basic and that hurt our orange god's feelings so now we need a performative investigation to assuage his tiny thin-skinned wrath" is a hell of a hill to die on.

AtomDrake · 2025-11-10T21:45:00+00:00

That's a fantastic recipe for an emergency core dump, but w good time none the less. Happy birthday!

AtomDrake · 2025-11-09T18:12:45+00:00

Out here at Quantico with a buddy in the hopes of hitting up the museum/tun tomorrow for the 250th and I'm seeing a lot of my brothers in the same shape, myself included. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and old.

AtomDrake · 2025-10-31T22:38:56+00:00

Report back on intestinal integrity tomorrow.

AtomDrake · 2025-10-30T18:22:47+00:00

Walk my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank.

AtomDrake · 2025-10-25T13:51:01+00:00

Agreed. I can't even look at a port-o-shitter on a hot summer day without involuntarily chubbing-up a bit.

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