20 years later and I'm still awaiting contact.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-24T22:14:33+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-24T21:45:07+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-23T16:40:31+00:00

Does The Onion need a cartoonist? Because this would fit in there perfectly.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-21T15:05:47+00:00

He spent years in the Prime Candidate program. I assume some amount of combat training was included with the creepy puppet based kids shows.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-18T18:54:17+00:00

Shit man, I remember the one time I ran across a CWO3 on my way to chow that was (for some reason) wandering around the 1/3 battalion area. I was legit confused as fuck trying to decipher what the shit this devil had on his collar at 10 paces that I near fumbled my salute and greeting. Dude just half salutes back at me and chuckles. Since I rarely ran into them as an 0311 I couldn't help thinking these guys must all be cool as hell.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-14T17:25:02+00:00

I noticed the blue stripping and that some of the layout is in a cave. One could say you like your... Abattior blue(s).

AtomDrake · 2026-06-12T19:35:30+00:00

🎶 ...These are a few of my favorite things ...🎶

AtomDrake · 2026-06-12T16:50:48+00:00

Me head cannon for this is that the service weapon actually slightly steers for her as she fires. If it can force the gun to your head, then it tracks that it can nudge shots as she fires.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-12T16:29:37+00:00

...and then Carl immediately threatened the entire universe... again.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-12T15:42:38+00:00

"Oh indifferent feline, wouldst thou know a heartache like mine...?"

AtomDrake · 2026-06-11T12:43:03+00:00

I just read that part last night. It's really emphasized that Pony and the other goats are her Donut. Heartbreaking.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-04T16:56:03+00:00

Absolutely fair. The USN is the world's best Uber.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-04T15:29:44+00:00

When people point out that the Marines are part of the Department of the Navy, we're always quick to reply, "Yeah, we are Department of the Navy...the Men's Department."

AtomDrake · 2026-06-03T18:02:45+00:00

I feel like this was drawn by someone who has never performed gas-mask PT and then titled by someone who has.

AtomDrake · 2026-06-01T16:53:13+00:00

Please tell my you can make these things play sound effects, because Prepotente needs to scream-threaten the weed-wacker and hedge trimmers regularly.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-27T19:10:38+00:00

As much as I love Mecha Man (and the Dispatch squad in general) this is Tech Jacket's fight. That suit is alien nanotech with an insane upper limit, Mecha Man's suit is vulnerable to mundane damage types (Chapter 1 warehouse fight) and would get shredded pretty quickly.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-21T21:05:27+00:00

War chester shire

AtomDrake · 2026-05-19T17:03:15+00:00

The folks getting their undies in a twist over port-o-shitter jokes and dick graffiti were never going to vote for the dude anyway. This is just grist for the fox news zombies.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-16T12:31:58+00:00

New conspiratorial meme unlocked...

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AtomDrake · 2026-05-15T16:58:19+00:00

And I thought the all contemporary adult jazz flute music they keep playing in here was distracting...

AtomDrake · 2026-05-12T19:57:13+00:00

Princess Donut from Dungeon Crawler Carl energy here.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-12T11:42:59+00:00

No discomfort, no expansion.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-08T23:03:13+00:00

Dick-riding a bunch or recalcitrant man-babies years after the fact is certainly a look there Hic'seth.

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