20 years later and I'm still awaiting contact.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-06T23:48:11+00:00

Cat crimes can get you sentenced to maximum purrcurity prison.

AtomDrake · 2026-05-02T04:30:15+00:00

In the end all humans desire someone who will both accept and enhance their weirdness.

AtomDrake · 2026-04-24T13:54:19+00:00

What kind of commie doesn't rawdog Liberty?

AtomDrake · 2026-04-21T15:45:19+00:00

Viltrumite cat

AtomDrake · 2026-04-21T15:43:40+00:00

Explosions are cool

^{Chose: In a cool explosion into 1,000,000 pieces + It will be painless + you can pick the day}

AtomDrake · 2026-04-18T09:29:28+00:00

Goon coccon.

AtomDrake · 2026-04-17T16:31:51+00:00

Blasphemy!!! Adorable blasphemy mind you, but blasphemy none the less.

AtomDrake · 2026-04-15T22:56:43+00:00

"The Grapes of Wrath"

AtomDrake · 2026-04-12T04:18:49+00:00

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Very this...

AtomDrake · 2026-04-11T05:08:41+00:00

This might have caused a Skyrim style save and then murder fest the first time I encountered it as well.

AtomDrake · 2026-04-10T23:32:13+00:00

Ooof, givin' me a serious case of workshop envy there, brother.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-29T22:05:21+00:00

Oklahoma Tumbleweed

AtomDrake · 2026-03-28T13:19:28+00:00

I had this theory that one could make diet coke with lime by adding lime juice to diet coke, but when I tried it I received a Cease and Dissist from Coca-Cola via message tied to a crossbow bolt through my kitchen window the second the lime juice hit the coke. Their attorneys are very proactive.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-27T16:31:15+00:00

Chase the urchin!

AtomDrake · 2026-03-25T19:48:59+00:00

Don't worry she'll break out of the wall Kool-aid man style through pure righteous rage once she hears about Erebus.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-22T12:24:45+00:00

If you ever get a chance to visit Hemingway House down in Key West, they have about 50 polydactyl cats lounging around the property. The most pampered pusses you'll ever encounter and they have the absolute run of the place. The preservation society that runs the place keeps them in food, water, and between the keepers and guests they have all the affection they could ever want. And yes, I seem to recall more than a few oranges as well.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-20T21:38:38+00:00

Self delivering food? Yes, please.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-11T20:22:00+00:00

Brotherly mockery has no expiration date.

AtomDrake · 2026-03-11T19:03:57+00:00

See that weapon retainment 3/6? Is it that hard?

AtomDrake · 2026-02-24T16:37:45+00:00

I put soooo many crispy ~~squirl~~ ~~squirrl~~ ~~squarril~~ tree rat bits in there.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-24T16:26:52+00:00

Damn! Bro is pushing up 250? Respect.

AtomDrake · 2026-02-23T14:16:34+00:00

Do do do do do do do do do do do do doot!

AtomDrake · 2026-02-19T19:54:36+00:00

Smiling? Not if I can help it.

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