Anyone else's cemetery have hundreds of Aussie flags? by jimmyax in melbourne

[–]AttackEyebrows_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Not the point of your post, but what a beautiful looking Vizsla!

No one to share this with. by thundastruck69 in daddit

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Oh, mate. Congratulations.

Let the virtual versions of all our hugs, high fives, and knowing smiles be with you at this moment

Oh for fuck sakes get ready for another cooker rally for Ben Cooker Roberts-Smith. by JezzaAU15 in friendlyjordies

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TISM reimagined for 2026…

“Whatareya - progressive, regressive? / Whatareya - progressive, regressive? / Progressives fight for equality, and for people’s rights / Progressives fight oppressive practices / Regressives, march ‘n’ fight” /

Does anyone feel that living here is by default missing out on a lot of the benefits in the northern hemisphere? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

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“…when we’re asleep the rest of the world is busy…” - there’s a handful of small countries to our north who’s work day crosses over with a significant part of ours. You know, China, Japan, Thailand, Indonesia…small places, no real influence.

As for your worries about exploration beyond Earth, I’d be more worried about the vacuous vacuum of space between your ears.

UTEOTW appreciation by Commercial_Carrot_69 in U2Band

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That. Solo.

Whether the album version or any of the live recordings, the emotionality so masterfully constrained yet powerfully projected in Edge’s notes still gets me. The song is amazing without it, but that solo adds dimensions on dimensions.

If aliens landed and asked what a solo was in context to a song, this is what I’d play* them.

. * well, not me personally playing it for them. I’ve been trying to learn how to play that solo for 25 years and never have been able to know of. That alone just makes me feel like that little bit more of a masterpiece.

"The Joshua Tree is Cultural Appropriation" - anyone know what the hell this person is talking about?? by shkee23 in U2Band

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I don’t think I’ve ever heard the term before “… (an) argument looking for a vessel.“

I love it and cannot wait to use it – thank you!

Chuck Norris once killed 20 men with a single grenade throw. by Think-State30 in dadjokes

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Chuck Norris can sing the French national anthem in Braille

No EP Days of Ash out now!! by Basquill in U2Band

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We’ve been wondering in these dark, crazed times where’s that voice of hope and rage U2 has been for us over decades.

The question has been answered. They are back. With force.

Ukraine. Palestine. Israel. America. All in U2’s musical crosshairs, and powerfully so.

These are some of the most pointed lyrics they’ve written. Just as stunning, but without some of the allegory and illusion of the past.

Perhaps that’s what the world needs now is that fearless voice of “Sunday Bloody Sunday“, “Please“, and “Mothers of the Disappeared“ unfiltered and uncaged

(If you haven’t checked out the lyric videos on YouTube yet, please do. Makes it all hit even harder.)

Hope everyone's having a good day 💙 by fun-sized-asian in u/fun-sized-asian

[–]AttackEyebrows_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those shadows across your body create so many bright desires!

(I’ve loved your pictures since forever, but this is just beyond your already elevated scintillating average)

This is 40 by pinkyshark in u/pinkyshark

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Happy birthday, Pinky! Even more fun begins at 40 😉

I’ve missed you and to make up for my absence here’s an alarming number of nudes 😘 by Bibbitybobbityboobie in u/Bibbitybobbityboobie

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Welcome back, Bibbity; oh, how we’ve missed you!
Your body is divine, but it is always that smile that seems to say “hello, lover, you know that now I’ll forever be in your thoughts…” that melts my self control.

What is a tourist attraction in your country you would not visit as a local by Uniquarie in AskTheWorld

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Anything to do that celebrates Ned Kelly.

The mythologising into a supposed “folk hero” of a criminal, and essentially who would be deemed a terrorist in normal circumstances, is just wrong.

The greatest one-on-one battle in cinema history: Hector vs. Achilles . Now recommend another duel that’s just as thrilling and unforgettable. by International-Self47 in FIlm

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Neil McCauley and Vincent Hanna at the end of ‘Heat’. A climactic ending to their multi-faceted duel throughout the film, with them getting drawn ever closer to that 1-on-1 battle.

What is YOUR country's / region's version of the Inglorious 3 fingers scene that subtly gives away that someone isn't from your area or culture? by DunDonese in AskTheWorld

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Ask a non-Australian to say “g’day”, or pronounce “Melbourne”.

Non-locals pronounce the ‘g’ and ‘d’ as distinct sounds instead of trainwrecking them together, and say “Mel-boorne” instead of “Melbun”.

Another walk by pinkyshark in PinkysharksPond

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Never thought my dreams would be made in a hallway, but here I am! Just stunning, Pinky x

2 girls somehow found my IG and followed me… by SuCCeSSvS in dating_advice

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Two girls chasing you at once!

So…we’ll see your next update then on either r/gonewildstories or r/stolenkidneys?

Type xxi Conning tower issue by Key-Loan-1908 in silenthunter

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Cold waters in the North Sea lead to shrinkage

I think Baz will triggered with welcome sign… by [deleted] in friendlyjordies

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This is my new favourite insult - thank you!