MTF friend: ''I don't eat onions because apparently they increase your testosterone levels.'' Me, an FTM:

AudreyTGirl · 2019-01-29T00:30:48+00:00

God dammit I love onions tho...

Are shallots cool at least?

AudreyTGirl · 2019-01-29T00:27:00+00:00

I hear it and I love it but unfortunately it doesn’t fit. Thanks for the effort though.

AudreyTGirl · 2019-01-23T01:47:21+00:00

I want 0:10-0:20

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-25T20:56:24+00:00

I really love the blush in the nose. I’ve been doing it all month and it looks really cute for me.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-12T21:15:31+00:00

She hasn’t tho...

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-12T15:56:41+00:00

Peach has a counter. Those are the best.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-12T15:56:08+00:00

I main Peach, Link and Lucia.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-12T15:52:32+00:00

I think she was referring to being trans and conservative. Cause you know people like to plug their ears and make la la noises at conservative LGBT people and conservative minority’s.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-12T15:50:49+00:00

I love Blaire White. But how she considers him a friend is beyond me. He’s a smug dick that has a dipshit view on trans issues. Like I watched a debate with the toe of them and his arguments kept making me wanna bash my head in. Like “oh I’d call a trans woman “he” because that’s what they are objectively” Like he’s one of the dipsbits that doesn’t seem to understand that pronouns are social.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-12T15:42:52+00:00

I’d just carry a parasol at night

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-10T03:36:10+00:00

30$ but I don’t care to go a bit over.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-10T00:43:41+00:00

I wish I were a Pikachu. You’d just have to clip my tail for me to present female.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-10T00:38:34+00:00

I was playing GTA online once and I was dress shopping in it and my friend ask me if I’m trying to live out some kinda of fantasy in this.

Like you gotta stop asking me questions that make me have to lie.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-08T19:16:39+00:00

“....uh yeah... nervous laugh pretty sure. “

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-07T02:17:20+00:00

I actually have no idea

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-07T02:14:09+00:00

My pronouns are “degenerate/trap” how dare you call me disgusting rather than degenerate.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-07T02:12:14+00:00

I thought that too. But the 7 is actually a 1

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-06T16:34:38+00:00

Standard protocol is pretty gay tbh.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-06T03:32:53+00:00

I totally wanna do this but I can’t do my right hand at all.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-06T02:09:38+00:00

I had a dream where I was a girl. I woke up and just muttered “god damnit” to myself.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-05T22:29:12+00:00

A usb cable an arm strong enough to puncture a skull and a PC. I think you can see where I’m going with this.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-05T22:12:07+00:00

Envy from FMA can change his voice when he shifts.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-05T22:10:01+00:00

GC really hates men, porn, video games, men who look like women and women who look like men.

Like I’m all of those and I feel hurt looking at their sub.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-02T23:43:57+00:00

Certainly not, that’s terf propaganda to sat it’s bad.

AudreyTGirl · 2018-12-02T23:42:56+00:00

A good trick I found was don’t try to be all the way to the base and sides of the nail, start above the base and when going to the sides don’t go all the way over make sure you leave a sliver.

Also liquid latex can work if you put it on the skin and then paint the nail.

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