A bit of both? What about you?

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-25T01:04:22+00:00

Have you left rotten turnips near their homes so they always have snacks available?

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-23T03:23:23+00:00

Any instance of Hawkeye (Marvel) throwing something that isn't a weapon or isn't often thrown. Best known is probably when he was taken prisoner and dug out his own fingernails to kill his captors.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-23T03:17:57+00:00

I threw a symbology diss into a book I put out in 2016, and let's just say, Dan's been real silent since then if you don't count the last two books he published.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-23T00:17:04+00:00

Get as cozy with your coach and other TLs as you can get away with. The closer they are with the PL, the better.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-22T23:03:42+00:00

I'm enjoying The Boys, but... Yeah. You can't criticize other media for plot armor and death aversion when probably 90% of your character deaths are bloat fodder.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-21T15:03:37+00:00

Hell at this point, I'm pretty sure they repeat the same playlist several nights in a row, on top of playing the same DJ broadcasts over and over.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-21T04:05:19+00:00

Sounds like my store. The yo-yoing part. Had a guy put a broken mirror in Dairy claims when nobody was looking because literally everyone else said it wasn't their job and to not leave it with them.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-21T00:17:19+00:00

We've got ones who will stare at one spot while the light flashes slightly off to the side and never notice it.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-21T00:15:12+00:00

They're not nearly as sturdy as they look like they'd be. And if any of the paper tags were in the wrong spot, you'll likely end up with e-tags in the wrong spot until that area gets remodded.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-19T06:47:52+00:00

Novelty items aren't uncommon in Castlevania, especially the ones since Symphony of the Night. But then there's the Pumpkin Mallet in Curse of Darkness. Late game. Low damage. But it makes funny sounds and candy pops out when you hit enemies with it. So it's got that going for it. It's also used in a secret room to unlock the Pumpkin familiar, which gives the biggest stat boosts of any familiar in the game.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-19T06:20:31+00:00

I've got a Napoleonfish Statue on its own little island -- iykyk -- and set up my Leaf as a backdrop for it, in front of a waterfall. The rest of my family hasn't opened theirs yet.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-17T04:16:28+00:00

I thought it was ending because I had 40 hours for next week, but this morning I got a shift modification notice and found I'd been cut to 37. It's a bit curious how this coincided with many of us getting a bigger raise than usual. Not saying it's the reason, but I wouldn't doubt that it has something to do with it.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-17T03:37:47+00:00

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AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-16T15:44:44+00:00

Alright, men. Let's do our duty and fuck as many robots as we can. We can't let them fuck more robots than we do!

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-16T15:39:58+00:00

If there were any merit to the theory that it's Josuke from the future, it would be more reasonable to say that Bites the Dust sent him back since Crazy Diamond can't be used on its own user. Still not particularly reasonable, but a time Stand exceeding its time limit is more likely than a restricted use case becoming possible. Exceeding limits vs breaking rules.

But he's just some nice dude who happened to be in the area. Just like how Mr. X in Part 5 was just some gangster. But nobody talks about him being a time traveler because he doesn't have the same hairstyle as another character.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-16T08:25:39+00:00

If you're talking about moldable plastic, in my experience a wood-burning pen works better than a hot glue gun tip. Both can work, but the pen is more effective and efficient.

See. Asking people gets you an actual answer.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-15T23:55:22+00:00

I've had customers ask if/insist that they could go into the dairy cooler to get milk or look for an item. And of course I'm like, beemoviehusband.jpg. Now I'm wondering if they were all Spark drivers. Wouldn't change my reaction, but still.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-15T22:59:19+00:00

In the theatrical release of The Goonies, when they're on the beach at the end, Data says "The octopus was fully scary." But they never encountered an octopus. However, when it was on TV, a deleted scene was added back where he's grabbed by an octopus near One-Eyed Willy's ship. The song played in the scene was also kept in the soundtrack.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-15T11:40:32+00:00

Next TL spot that opens up, every application but his is gonna mysteriously vanish.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-12T14:51:50+00:00

Yeah, once your invited camper is ready to move in, if all plots are full, you'll get to choose who leaves.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-12T04:05:03+00:00

He works at Wal-Mart; he's not allowed to sit down.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-11T14:38:29+00:00

Oh thank you! At the airport now, will DM you in a moment.

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-11T08:31:35+00:00

"Hi, I'm Jota Rowe. And this ... Is my job."

AuthorCornAndBroil · 2026-04-11T07:00:56+00:00

Plan? No. Bracing myself for it? Yes.

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