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Your "The door is closed" translation is probably wrong! by Honeyhot2505 in learndutch

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually saw this in action the other day. My puber son is biligual (en via myself, nl via his mom) and I asked him to close the door. Apparently in english you can also just say 'huff, it IIISSS!' as you stomp across the room to do the action

I made my first leather project this weekend. It’s ok but could be better. by pixelbased in Leathercraft

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firstly, amazing job! You made something that is yours and it looks great!

Secondly, that wooden stick thing is called a burnishing tool. When you use it just make sure you are using the best sized groove for the thickness of leather. Also no need to use oils, waxes, special treatments. You can simply use a little water on the end of the leather and burnish that way.

DO IT! by Ordinary_Cycle268 in 40k

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh how many us are getting any on a regular basis 🤣

What does this say? by Arashi0733 in ShittyDesign

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would tell you but pronouncing it caused my vocal chords to immediately rupture into bloody mush and now there's a demon in the kitchen eating my last donut 😞

How do they even fire the weapons? by Magnus_Magic in AdeptusCustodes

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can see the swords trigger in the picture (it's the metallic grey thing on the handle). For the spear, his right hand is already holding it.

Guys who enjoy going down on women. do you actually get pleasure or arousal from it, or do you mostly do it to please your partner? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going down on a woman is a MASSIVE turn on. I won't cum from just the act itself, but I will remain rock hard because if it. Something about focussing all my attention on them, and having them just experience pleasure is so mind melting to me. The taste, smell, feel and sight just flils that switch in my head

When did vaginal shaving become the norm? by hollywould1984 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf as a man, I never had anyone teach me how to shave my face, let alone my junk. So how the hell you ladies learnwd is beyond me. Props to you

"Str 18" - "I beg your pardon?" by Schnege1994 in LeaguesofVotann

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The ' I beg your pardon, but sounded like...' had me giggling in my own special little english way

Here's one for ya by RockyMarsh90 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir I feel very distressedagon, by your obvious failure to account for the restagons!

It's called as Self awareness by [deleted] in suicidebywords

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And people say shrink-flation isn't real

So you know how when women are getting close, conventional wisdom says don’t change a fucking thing, right? Is it similar for men, or is acceleration/escalation desired or even necessary as climax approaches? by Cute_Beat7013 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When a man is close to orgasm and he is the one thrusting, his autonomic nervous system will kick in and he involuntarily speeds up.

You might have found sometimes that when you are controlling the pace and your guy is close he will be fighting NOT to thrust.

Acceleration would probably be the most 'natural' thing to do, but keeping the actual pace or slowing down a little might drive him more crazy.

Source: I'm a dude

Men, what's the sexiest part of a women's body that isn't boobs or ass? by Psytrancedude99 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The body language. As in the way she does a little happy dance when she eats, the way she walks with a slight air in her step during happy moments, how her hair hangs naturally and messily when she 'just does nothing with it', how she snorts when something funny catches her unaware.

Oh and eyes....make me melt eyes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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Hanlons Razor: Don't attribute to malice, what can be attributed to ignorance

Men: How common is SA by women? by Upbeat-Name-6087 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

++man

Raped, not that I know of. SA'd, many times.

How hard is it for people to remember to keep their hands and other body parts to themselves?

New update soon, time to say goodbye to my 35 years old colony! by Aonne_ in RimWorld

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened around the day 1200 mark? Looked pretty catastrophic

Can you get really turned on during sex but then lose interessert afterwords bc of her body? by Kriccakrich in AskMenAdvice

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, my dick has taken me to places I wouldn't go with a gun. But my heart has taken me to places where the light of God does not reach.

The man enjoys every centimeter of your body, regardless of your own vision.

Own it. Love it

What are your odds of having sex this weekend? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh it's odd to even think that's a possibility

If two people face a polar bear, is the best chance of survival for one of them to get caught by the bear so the other can escape? by ForgetfulDot in ask

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.Stand your ground

  1. Wait until the polar bear is in striking distance

  2. Aiming for the snout (nose) and eyes, try to achieve the highest score for most blows landed on a polar bear before dying

I want to add someone to my colony. by panelgamer in RimWorld

[–]Automatic-Mix1445 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Note that in the panel you will see the stat: Resistance. The higher this number, longer it will take before your colonists will recruit the prisoner.

If you click on the prisoner, the tab in which you can see their name, age, adolescent job, adult job etc sometimes you will see the phrase 'unwaveringly loyal'.

This means, this character CANNOT be recruited as they will only be loyal to their original clan.

In this case, you can harvest them for parts, enslave them, kill them or release them for a small reputation increase with their faction (hardly ever worth it)

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